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Post by Walnutman on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:21 pm

Furburt wrote:Seeing as we're talking about masturbation, does anyone else get the thing where when they get stoned they get ridiculously horny?

This is when I'm by myself now, I'm not going to jump on people or start jacking off randomly, but it certainly is apparent.

I don't know about stoned but I do when I'm drunk, which sucks because it's hard to chat someone up when you can't string a sentence together.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:41 pm

Furburt wrote:Seeing as we're talking about masturbation, does anyone else get the thing where when they get stoned they get ridiculously horny?
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Post by reg42 on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:43 pm

Sometimes I get horny, but not too often.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:45 pm

I'M NOT ALONE

@Reg42: Yes, this wouldn't be all the time either, but it certainly does happen a lot.

Although I have found that if I do have sex while stoned (Which happened once), I last a hell of a lot longer. No times tables in my head or nothing.

So it's not all bad.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:45 pm

Incidentally, this is about as open as I've ever been with anyone about my sex life. I'm quite a prude.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:48 pm

Since were talking bout sex......

I got nothing. Virginity fucking sucks.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:50 pm

You're not missing out on as much as you think, believe me.

I mean, it's nice and all, but I'd take getting stoned over having sex any day.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:51 pm

I'm quite happy with my hand moisturizer and tissues at the moment actually.


Anyway, I'd probably blow my load in two thrusts, so not looking forward to the first time.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:53 pm

The secret is to not have sex after a dry spell. Masturbate the night before, then you'll last longer.

Jesus, me giving sex advice, who would have thunk it?

But yeah, first time is always awkward, even for Burt Reynolds.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Walnutman on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:59 pm

I agree with Furb, it is a bit odd, why it's better to do it under on of 2 circumstances.

1. In a relationship, for the love n shit

2. One night stand, so you wont need to see them again!

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Post by reg42 on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:06 pm

@Furbleton: I find it doesn't happen often, but if it gets going then it really gets going.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:22 pm

Talking of sex if any of you haven't guessed I'm still a virgin. I could of lost it ages ago like at 14 with two separate opportunities but the girls where fat and ugly. Sure I could of just fucked them and passed it off as just a fuck but I don't care.

It ain't saink that bothers me.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:24 pm

I took advantage of a girl who was far drunker than I. Although I was pretty drunk too.

It was pretty much rape, and I'm eternally ashamed of doing it.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:29 pm

Yeah but that's cool man. We all make mistakes. Not like it's all that important if the government had nothing to say haha!

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Post by Dead Herald on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:30 pm

Furburt wrote:I took advantage of a girl who was far drunker than I. Although I was pretty drunk too.

It was pretty much rape, and I'm eternally ashamed of doing it.


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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:32 pm

ETERNALLY ASHAMED

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:34 pm

Furburt wrote:ETERNALLY ASHAMED
The only way to get out of that shame is to have kids and teach them not to do the same!

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Post by ggggggggggg on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:37 pm

As horny as I probably come across 'round here, I actually couldn't give a fuck about a fuck. Or even relationships for that matter.

But of course, if you're up for a shag, gimme a call, and I'll rock your world.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:52 pm

Dead Herald wrote:
Furburt wrote:I took advantage of a girl who was far drunker than I. Although I was pretty drunk too.

It was pretty much rape, and I'm eternally ashamed of doing it.

Actually, Morrigan would approve.

Cuz, ya know, she's a total bitch.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Sik on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:56 pm

Furburt wrote:I took advantage of a girl who was far drunker than I. Although I was pretty drunk too.

It was pretty much rape, and I'm eternally ashamed of doing it.

You've not been at university long, have you? Razz
Seriously though, don't conflate that shit with rape. She would probably have been up for it less wasted. AND would it be considered rape if you were the far more drunk one? Don't be a sexist then!


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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Walnutman on Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:20 pm

I keep reminiscing about my ex and it always happens the same way.

1.Looking at facebook
2. See her or her friend
3. Feel sad
4. Wonder if I did the right thing breaking it off
5. Realise I only miss the physical stuff
6. Laugh


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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:21 pm

@Sik: As I said earlier, I'm a massive prude.

Besides, I get the nasty feeling she may just have thought I was actually someone else.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:55 am

Not much opportunity for banging when you're a loser for fifteen years & then become the guy that everyone thinks is gay who hangs out with a large group of girls.
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Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:57 am

Knowing girls is better than not knowing girls.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:01 am

Furburt wrote:Although I have found that if I do have sex while stoned (Which happened once), I last a hell of a lot longer. No times tables in my head or nothing.

So it's not all bad.

It's even better on pills.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:03 am

That's true. But it makes things hella more complicated if you want to go down on one of them.

That reminds me, I was the only guy my step-cousin knew for a while, hence why I took her to the deb.
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Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:05 am

With friends, it's awkward and risky.

However, with friends friends.....

Ah well, at least she wasn't a blood relative.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:11 am

Even if she was, if I knew how fun it was going to be I would've still taken her.

I got to dance the Timewarp with a black family all dressed like this:

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:12 am

That sounds....insanely fun.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:13 am

Man, never EVER pass up the opportunity to take someone to a dance.
Everyone there thought I was in my twenties, maybe you can pull it off too!
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Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:15 am

I've never actually danced before.

It's funny, people never get my age right, they always put me way older or younger than I am, depending on my facial hair. On any given day, I can be 14-25. But never 18, nooooo.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:20 am

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I laughededed at the forehead picture, I will probably check that game out next time I get the boredoms at home.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:23 am

It's fun, even if you have no idea what you're doing.
I've got to 'get into it' though. It took My Sharona to do that on the night, before I was just off to the side.
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Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:25 am

Ecstasy, now that would do it. If I had some of that, it would be not dancing that would be the problem.

@MilkyFresh: GOOOOOOOOD

It was funny, one of my guys got his spine blown off, so I put him in a wheelchair and rolled him into the police station. They all shot the shit out of him, despite the fact he couldn't move any of his limbs.

Magical.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:31 am

Hahaha, that's beautiful.

How exactly does it work? I never doned anything like this before.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:33 am

I keep trying to explain that to people, and always do a terrible job, so maybe this will work better.

http://lcs.wikidot.com/

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:38 am

Furburt wrote:I keep trying to explain that to people, and always do a terrible job, so maybe this will work better.

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That gave me the giggles ARGH SO MUCH STUFF TO THINK ABOUT FUCK whatever I'll learn it.

If I had given up on Magic then I would never have played Magic would I? AND THEN WHERE WOULD I BE?? WHAT WOULD I BE??

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:04 am

Trust me, man. It's tough to get into, but once you do, it is the best game ever. I've spent more hours on it than any other game.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:08 am

If I can sink half as much time into it as EV Nova my life is over.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:11 am

I really must get that.

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