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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:28 pm

Dead Herald wrote:I'm tired of this conversation. Always feel like I'm being ganged up on. I have my reasons for feeling the way I do. Let's just leave it at that.
We're not the ones who always start this shit. If you don't want to get into these arguments, then shut up about Obama.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:32 pm

@Dead Herald: If you're going to argue with people, it's a bit rude to just up and leave whenever you feel like it. If you can't finish arguments, then don't argue.

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Post by Dead Herald on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:36 pm

You know it was Stephen that started this shit, not me.

And what do you want me to do? Let you guys tell me I'm full of shit all day? No thanks. That's not an argument.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:37 pm

Erm...yes it is.

It's two conflicting viewpoints expressing themselves. That's the definition of an argument.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:40 pm

Look man, I don't mean to bully you or anything, I know it's annoying being the only one holding any given opinion, but it seems to me that you were perfectly content to keep the argument going until it stopped going your way.

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Post by Dead Herald on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:44 pm

Oh FFS. I've been trying to get out of this argument for some time. I don't expect for a minute that anyone is going to change their views on what I say. But there comes a point in many arguments where the rhetoric becomes tiresome and the points are going around in circles and the whole process feels futile and you know you have better things to do with your time. So you kindly step out and people insult you for it.

I don't want to talk about this anymore. Can I make that any more clear?

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:46 pm

Okay, fine, we won't talk about it anymore, but it's always a good idea, before you post your response to any given argument, to consider whether you really want to see it to its conclusion.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:38 pm

If you kids can't play nicely I'll have to get the mace.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:48 pm

But which Mace are we talking about?







You're going to get an chain of Irish shops? MY ONLY WEAKNESS

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:09 pm



The mace! Noone dare say shut up it's a flail. You won't have time to get technical when I'm pounding your face into giblets.

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Post by reg42 on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:17 pm

Jesus Christ, that's a fucking big mace right there.

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Post by Alkaline on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:22 pm

Shut up, it's a flail.


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Post by PayJ on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:25 pm

Alkaline wrote:Shut up, it's a flail.


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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:28 pm

Hahahahaha. I hope they get ripped apart.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:32 pm

I like to wee on myself in the shower

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:44 pm

Unabletothinkofname wrote:Hahahahaha. I hope they get ripped apart.

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@MilkyFresh: I like to wee on others in the shower.

I sense a potential collaboration.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:46 pm

Furburt wrote:
Unabletothinkofname wrote:Hahahahaha. I hope they get ripped apart.

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@MilkyFresh: I like to wee on others in the shower.

I sense a potential collaboration.
Want a quick list of fucked up things I've done for fun?
I was just thinking about it the other day. I'm a fucking weirdo.

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Post by Alkaline on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:47 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:
Furburt wrote:
Unabletothinkofname wrote:Hahahahaha. I hope they get ripped apart.

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@MilkyFresh: I like to wee on others in the shower.

I sense a potential collaboration.
Want a quick list of fucked up things I've done for fun?
I was just thinking about it the other day. I'm a fucking weirdo.

Sure, why not. Very Happy

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:49 pm

@Milky:Yeah, sure. I was just thinking, given our similarities in music taste and general lifestyle, you're basically me without restraint.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:50 pm

Alkaline wrote:
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Furburt wrote:
Unabletothinkofname wrote:Hahahahaha. I hope they get ripped apart.

FURRY PERSECUTION COMPLEX

@MilkyFresh: I like to wee on others in the shower.

I sense a potential collaboration.
Want a quick list of fucked up things I've done for fun?
I was just thinking about it the other day. I'm a fucking weirdo.

Sure, why not. Very Happy
ahem

Pissed on my own face in the shower
Pissed on various friends outside of the shower
Fingered my arse when masturbating, a few times
Filmed myself jerking off then jerked off to the video

That'll do for now

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:51 pm

Furburt wrote:@Milky:Yeah, sure. I was just thinking, given our similarities in music taste and general lifestyle, you're basically me without restraint.
Very Happy
That's immensely flattering

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:52 pm

My pleasure.

And I've done number 3, like every self-respecting young man. And I accidentally did number 1 when I was like 6.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:54 pm

Furburt wrote:My pleasure.

And I've done number 3, like every self-respecting young man. And I accidentally did number 1 when I was like 6.
Good!
It made the orgasm better I must say, but I stopped doing it cause.. You know... It's my bum.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:54 pm

I came in the bath once....

Sperm aren't as good swimmers as you would believe....

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:55 pm

Cum in the shower / bath sucks

It's so hard to get off you

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:55 pm

I've never done any of the above. But hey people should do what they want as long as it doesn't harm others.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:56 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Cum in the shower / bath sucks

It's so hard to get off you
I know that brother. That's where I had to let em off while at college. They probably knew what was going on by the length of my showers and the fact my land lady caught me walking to the toilet with my laptop in hand.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:57 pm

Seeing as we're talking about masturbation, does anyone else get the thing where when they get stoned they get ridiculously horny?

This is when I'm by myself now, I'm not going to jump on people or start jacking off randomly, but it certainly is apparent.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:59 pm

Furburt wrote:

This is when I'm by myself now, I'm not going to jump on people or start jacking off randomly, but it certainly is apparent.
Clearly we are less alike than I thought!
Maybe it's just my friends that are cool with that.

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Post by Alkaline on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:00 pm

Is it odd that I haven't done number 3?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:01 pm

Idunno, is it?

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Post by Alkaline on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:02 pm

/shrug

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:03 pm

@Milky: I cannot find that film anywhere here, and it's one of those films I'd rather buy. But if I can't get it, I'll 'acquire' it.

Also, I just realized I'm never going to be able to get high around any of you without you thinking about how horny I am.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:05 pm

@Alkaline: WHAT KIND OF SELF-RESPECTING GAY MAN DOESN'T FINGER HIS OWN ARSE?!

Anyway, fingering's passe. Real men use butt plugs.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:06 pm

Furburt wrote:@Milky: I cannot find that film anywhere here, and it's one of those films I'd rather buy. But if I can't get it, I'll 'acquire' it.

Also, I just realized I'm never going to be able to get high around any of you without you thinking about how horny I am.
Have you tried amazon? It'd be a tough one to find. I ended up getting a pirated copy off a friend, but I would really prefer to own it as well. I hate pirating movies. Especially low budget Australian ones, I even get real guilt off them. Out film industry needs all the help it can get.

Anyway it's 4am and I'm going to fucking sleep.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:07 pm

Okay. BUT FIRST COMMENT ON LIBERAL CRIME SQUAD

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:09 pm

@Furb: Yeah constantly.... Fucking irritating when your with company....

I've actually pretty much given up on wanking, thanks to Milky's story...

@All: The shower is fucking nasty... All my mates always talk about it.. I assumed I had fucked up semen which wouldn't wash off.. Honestly what's wrong with tissues?

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:10 pm

Your semen loves you so much it just can't let go.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:13 pm

I just pictured it sort of bungee jumping out and then back into my cock....

I hope your satisfied.

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Re: SOMEONE'S getting cock

Post by Walnutman on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:14 pm

PayJ567 wrote:

The mace! Noone dare say shut up it's a flail. You won't have time to get technical when I'm pounding your face into giblets.

Is it bad I recognized that flail?

If they mess with NATO they'll get fucked six ways from Sunday, it'd be fun to watch.

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