Why hasn't somebody made a film about these guys yet?

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Why hasn't somebody made a film about these guys yet?

Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:59 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrill%27s_Marauders

Seriously!

They're Americans, so that satisfies the American publics innate desire for American heroes and protagonists, but it's also got British, Indian, Japanese and Chinese for a nice international feel. They take punishingly huge amounts of casualties and inflict even more, so there's plenty of action, it's in a nice jungle setting, it's got command incompetency (always a favourite), but the good guys win in the end.

Plus, it's got dysentery. DYSENTERY.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:05 am

"Long range penetration special operations"

Hee hee.

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Post by NightSwimming on Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:33 am

They've also got child-soldiers, disease ridden men and jungle terrain! Reading his quotes is like reading a screenplay! C'MON AMERICA! COME THE FUCK ON!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:29 am

lol deep penetration

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Re: Why hasn't somebody made a film about these guys yet?

Post by PayJ on Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:55 pm

Icy Lemon wrote:"Long range penetration special operations"

Hee hee.
I read that and couldn't take the rest of it seriously.

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Post by Hubilub on Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:09 am

Why has noone made a porno about these guys you mean

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:10 am

Literotica is in the works.
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