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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:13 pm

Xandus had us create a 40k Space marine chapter in his LISTEN UP BITCHES! thread.

Now, using a homemade, kickass, chaos copy of the system from /tg/, we are going to create a Chaos Warband.


First off:

Are we a splinter group from a traitor legion, or a renegade chapter? Pick a number from 1-10

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by PayJ on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:13 pm

3

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:20 pm

To speed things along, I'm just going to take the first reply and check the table, rather than average several replies

Rolled a 3, We are a renegade chapter.

What are our beliefs? Pick a number from 1-10


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Post by reg42 on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:26 pm

4

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"Fuck, fuck, fuck/Mutha, mutha fuck/Mutha, mutha fuck fuck/Mutha fuck, mutha fuck/Noinch, noinch, noinch

1-2-1-2-3-4/Noinch, noinch, noinch/Smokin' weed/Smokin' wiz/Doin' coke/Drinkin' beers/Drinkin' beers, beers, beers

Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts/Who smokes the blunts/We smoke the blunts/Rollin' blunts and smokin...

Oh, let me get a nickle bag

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:27 pm

Rolled a 4, we are proud worshipers of the prince of pleasure, Slaanesh.

Why did we fall? Pick a number from 1-100


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Post by PayJ on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:30 pm

I disagree with the speeding along thing. I have the power to change this thread in malicious ways.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:33 pm

Fine Joe, we can wait for other people to reply and then I can just average the things together, but that will take days.

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Post by PayJ on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:34 pm

That's not good enough. I want you to wait years on end. Never sleeping until we have exactly 120,0000000 responses then I want you to calculate the average by hand. For each question!

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Post by reg42 on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:37 pm

55

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"Fuck, fuck, fuck/Mutha, mutha fuck/Mutha, mutha fuck fuck/Mutha fuck, mutha fuck/Noinch, noinch, noinch

1-2-1-2-3-4/Noinch, noinch, noinch/Smokin' weed/Smokin' wiz/Doin' coke/Drinkin' beers/Drinkin' beers, beers, beers

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:43 pm

Rolled a 55

We discovered that our genestock was descended from a traitor legion

Which legion are we descended from? Pick a number from 1-100

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Post by PayJ on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:45 pm

23

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:47 pm

We share a common lineage with the Black Legion, the largest of the traitor legions.

How devout are we in our worship? pick a number from 2-10


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Post by reg42 on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:54 pm

2

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"Fuck, fuck, fuck/Mutha, mutha fuck/Mutha, mutha fuck fuck/Mutha fuck, mutha fuck/Noinch, noinch, noinch

1-2-1-2-3-4/Noinch, noinch, noinch/Smokin' weed/Smokin' wiz/Doin' coke/Drinkin' beers/Drinkin' beers, beers, beers

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by Xandy on Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:49 pm



>mfw you motherfuckers are rolling on tables I made and posted on /tg/

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:54 pm

Rolled a 2

We are neutral in our worship of Chaos, we view it as a tool rather than a faith.

What is our demeanor? Pick a number from 1-10

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:03 pm

Warmaster Xandus wrote:

>mfw you motherfuckers are rolling on tables I made and posted on /tg/
You made those? Kickass man, you should get a job a FFG.

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Post by Xandy on Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:32 pm

To be fair all I really did was edit around the normal Chapter Creation tables.

And now that I've looked over it, I realize there's quite some potential for some rather absurd shit (Tzeentch-worshiping World Eaters with a focus on ranged combat, for example).

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Post by Xandy on Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:45 pm

This dice is not existing.

Rolling for demeanor.

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:50 pm

Rolled a 1

Exploit and Conquer: The warband views all others as merely pawns, assisting them when it helps their own goals and tossing them aside when they are no longer neaded, these marines are selfish and untrustworthy.


What mutations does the warp commonly inflict on us? Pick a number from 1-10

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by Fniff on Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:48 pm

6

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:42 am

Rolled a 6, Body of Horror

Freaky skin and daemonic appearance mehbeh?

DOUBLE ROLL TIME

Who is our figure of legend, and what are they famous for?

Pick two numbers from 1-100.

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Post by Fniff on Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:46 pm

34

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:52 pm

Rolled a 34, our figure of legend is a Chaos Lord


What are they remembered for? Pick a number from 1-100

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Post by Xandy on Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:58 pm

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Re: FOR THE DARK GODS

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:27 pm



99

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:28 pm

I was testing out that hide stuff feature....

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