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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue May 17, 2011 12:16 pm

Thats when I realised I was M. Night Shyamalan



I put on the radio...

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 12:20 pm

That's when I realised that Henriquezia is a genus of three species of shrubs or trees in the family Rubiaceae, sometimes classified as Henriqueziaceae, native to Amazon basin.

I was touching dicks with my brother....

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 17, 2011 12:27 pm

When I remembered I didn't have a brother, I was Batman.

I punched my monitor in frustration,
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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 12:29 pm

That's when I realised that Anděl is a busy crossing and its immediate neighbourhood in Prague 5's central quarter of Smíchov. The name means angel in the Czech language and originates from the 19th century U zlatého anděla (Golden Angel) pub originally named after an angel statue in front of it. The pub's awning painting of an angel was preserved after its demolition and is now displayed nearby.

Anděl is an important traffic center. Prague Metro's Line B runs beneath it, the area being served by Anděl Station and tramway lines in north-south and east-west direction cross there (lines 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 14 and 20). Otherwise, it is a pedestrian zone.

I was eating peanut butter from the jar...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by reg42 on Tue May 17, 2011 2:35 pm

Then I realised I had lost my hands.

I stay up late at night...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 17, 2011 9:08 pm

...and that's when I realized praying to Joe Pesci only works 1/3 of the time.

I made a sandwich...

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Post by reg42 on Tue May 17, 2011 10:16 pm

That's when I realised I put glued two slices of bread onto my cat.

I took the short-cut home...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by ggggggggggg on Tue May 31, 2011 6:21 am

That's when I realised my name is everywhere.

I typed filler to finish this post...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by PayJ on Tue May 31, 2011 6:55 am

I propose a ban for Icy Lemons faggotry. He's bumping his post count! Such a travesty can't go un punished.

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by ggggggggggg on Tue May 31, 2011 7:16 am

At least I was playing the game!

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by PayJ on Tue May 31, 2011 7:23 am

You can't play the game if you didn't make the game. Leave this site for 12 weeks as punishment.

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by ggggggggggg on Tue May 31, 2011 7:27 am

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 31, 2011 7:39 am

And that's when I realised she had a dick.
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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue May 31, 2011 12:09 pm

I WILL NOT HAVE SUCH BUFFOONERY IN MY GAME!!!

COMMENCE COMBUSTION OF ICY LEMONS!!!

REBOOTING "THAT'S WHEN I REALISED"

I placed my cock in the hoover.

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:44 am

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by EClaris on Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:52 pm

You broke the fucking rules Furburt
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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:56 pm

I was fantasizing about turning my dog's skull into a hat, that's when I realized.....

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by EClaris on Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:55 pm

That I could sell it on etsy for an exorbitant sum.


I was mugging children in West End when I realized...
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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:14 pm

They were victims of stunted growth.

I was making my first incision into a manatee when...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Dead Herald on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:25 pm

...I realized that manatee's smell even worse on the inside.

I was making brownies...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:14 am

...& then I realised interracial mixing is bad.

I was beating the shit out of my incredibly prissy graphics card...
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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by NightSwimming on Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:27 am

That's when I realised there's no such thing as a perfect murder.

I was ripping the fingernails off my newborn baby...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Dead Herald on Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:27 am

...and that's what I realized kangaroo's punch pretty hard.

I found a penny...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:06 am

And that's when I realised that I had never checked the kettle and my house had filled up with steam and melted.

I was eating an avocado...

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Post by NightSwimming on Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:39 am

...and that's when I realised that there might be something delicious in there that wasps DO make and I want that.

I was learning how to crochet...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:55 pm

And that's when I realised it had nothing to do with crotches & I went home, disappointed & lonely.

I was remembering crochet isn't really pronounced the same way as crotch...
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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:53 pm

When I realised I had been rubbing my crotch on a lampost for a good forty minutes, whilst a cat had been licking the back of my ankles>


I was watching Happy Days....

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Post by Dead Herald on Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:18 pm

And that's when I realized my cat was nuzzling my crotch.

I was taking a shower in the summertime...

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:36 pm

And that's when I realised I was going on a bear hunt, but I wasn't scared.

I was shaving my toes...

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:40 pm

And that's when I realised I had paws, not feet.

I was wondering about the forest as bears do.

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Post by Dead Herald on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:10 pm

Then I realized wondering about forests was a waste of time.

I was wondering...

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by PayJ on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:14 pm

Then I realised I had only 100 years till victory.

I was shooting a middle eastern gentlemen with an M-16.

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:37 pm

When I realised I was wasting my life on COD and ought to join the USMC.

I was testing Uwe Boll for venereal disease....

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Post by PayJ on Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:50 pm

MW wrote:When I realised I was wasting my life on COD and ought to join the USMC.

I was testing Uwe Boll for venereal disease....
USMC are pussies. SBS are men.

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Re: Thats when I realised

Post by Dead Herald on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:15 pm

Hoo-ahh!

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Post by Dead Herald on Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:59 am

And that's when I realized...derp

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