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Post by ggggggggggg on Sun May 15, 2011 6:53 pm

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 16, 2011 10:52 am

I measured it the other day, something I had never done before. That seems to be unusual? Anyway it was seven and a half inches. I wouldn't lie to you guys.
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Post by Wayward on Mon May 16, 2011 3:59 pm

That's only seven and a half inches?


Actually, now that I think of it, that may be average face-size...

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 16, 2011 4:01 pm

DICKBRAG DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DICKBRAG

Whoa, my leprechauns / pineapplepower increased a whole fuckload. Maybe cause of dick?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 16, 2011 4:03 pm

i'm lying by the way

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 16, 2011 4:03 pm

or am i

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 16, 2011 4:03 pm

who can say?

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Post by Terria on Mon May 16, 2011 4:40 pm

He's telling the truth.

If by 7 he means 4 and by a half he means half of what I just said.

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Post by reg42 on Mon May 16, 2011 4:44 pm

I haven't measured my dick since grade 9... TIME TO BREAK OUT THE RULER

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 2:49 am

Freebird wrote:He's telling the truth.

If by 7 he means 4 and by a half he means half of what I just said.
Shit, you saw right through me.

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 17, 2011 3:13 am

Guys really measure their dicks?

Wow, this must be a straight guy thing.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 3:15 am

Apparantly. I never really wanted to, then I realised literally everybody I know has. So I got curious.

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 17, 2011 3:19 am

I have never done this.

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Post by Guest on Tue May 17, 2011 3:39 am

It's in relation to self esteem, society deems that bigger is better (for obvious reasons) while smaller can be inadequate.

It makes people feel better about themselves if they know their penis is average or better rather than being paranoid about it.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 3:43 am

Well yeah, obviously

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Post by Wayward on Tue May 17, 2011 3:51 am

Bigger is not always better! There is an upper limit! Good god, the thought alone makes me flinch.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 3:52 am

My friend, for instance, has a dick the width of my wrist and the length of my forearm. I wouldn't want that shit inside me.

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Post by Wayward on Tue May 17, 2011 3:53 am

That's horrific! Can you imagine the tearing?! Can you?

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Post by Katzenjammer on Tue May 17, 2011 3:54 am

Who are you kidding Milky?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 3:55 am

Wayward wrote:That's horrific! Can you imagine the tearing?! Can you?
Imagine? I've EXPERIENCED IT!!

It's the reason my arsehole sometimes hangs out the bottom of my shorts.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 3:55 am

katzenjammer wrote:Who are you kidding Milky?
Only myself

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Post by Katzenjammer on Tue May 17, 2011 3:56 am

MilkyFresh wrote:
katzenjammer wrote:Who are you kidding Milky?
Only myself

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 17, 2011 3:57 am

katzenjammer wrote:
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Only myself

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 17, 2011 4:14 am

Demented Teddy wrote:It's in relation to self esteem, society deems that bigger is better (for obvious reasons) while smaller can be inadequate.

It makes people feel better about themselves if they know their penis is average or better rather than being paranoid about it.

I have hundreds of reason to feel inadequate. Why add this one to the pile?

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Post by Guest on Tue May 17, 2011 4:42 am

Wayward wrote:Bigger is not always better! There is an upper limit! Good god, the thought alone makes me flinch.
Well obviously, I was speaking in general.

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Post by Wayward on Tue May 17, 2011 4:59 am

You have no idea, virgin!

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Post by Guest on Tue May 17, 2011 5:03 am

Wayward wrote:You have no idea, virgin!

You're just jealous because I'm pure.

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Post by Wayward on Tue May 17, 2011 5:05 am

Only a little.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 17, 2011 6:49 am

Demented Teddy wrote:You're just jealous because I'm pure.
No no, she just wasn't including anal virginity.
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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue May 17, 2011 5:21 pm

What did you people do to my thread?

This was about leaver's ceremonies!

I return and its full of loads of crap about measuring co-6 and a 1/2 inches.......

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 17, 2011 9:05 pm

Change the subject. That's what we always do here.

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Post by Wayward on Tue May 17, 2011 10:09 pm

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Post by reg42 on Tue May 17, 2011 10:11 pm

Wayward wrote:( . )( . )
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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue May 17, 2011 10:12 pm

Sorry are you suggesting breast sizes???

That isnt going to work..... I'm gonna need to eat a lot more Maccy D's..... and not be vegetarian......

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Post by Wayward on Tue May 17, 2011 10:14 pm

It was all I could think of when a subject change was suggested.

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 17, 2011 10:16 pm

Wayward, are you a nympho?

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Post by Wayward on Tue May 17, 2011 10:21 pm

I think nymphs are quite lovely.

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Post by reg42 on Tue May 17, 2011 10:24 pm

nymphomaniac: Someone who loves these things
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Post by Wayward on Tue May 17, 2011 10:24 pm

I love those things!

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Post by reg42 on Tue May 17, 2011 10:26 pm

You nympho, you.

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