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Post by Hubilub on Sun May 08, 2011 8:58 pm



He is your God. He is your maker. He is an immovable mountain of custard and fish. This. Is. Werner Herzog.

He once ate a shoe in public to encourage young aspiring filmmakers to dare create something new.

For five months he had an insane man with anger issues stay over at his apartment. This insane man later went on to star in 5 of his films.

Said man and Herzog had an argument during shooting of a film where Herzog threatened to murder him and himself if he didn't continue with the film.

Herzog once stole 400 monkeys.

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Post by Hubilub on Sun May 08, 2011 9:02 pm

He also has pink underwear

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Post by Wayward on Sun May 08, 2011 9:04 pm

Hubilub wrote:

Herzog once stole 400 monkeys.
From whom and what for?

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Post by Hubilub on Sun May 08, 2011 9:14 pm

It's quite a funny story.

Herzog follows a very nice philosophy known as "DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO MAKE A MOVIE", where he DOES WHATEVER HE CAN TO MAKE A MOVIE.

Due to budget constraints during the making of his film Aguirre, Wrath of God, he couldn't afford to buy trained monkeys, so he payed tribesmen to capture 400 monkeys for him. He paid half up-front, and the rest would be given when he got the monkeys. But the tribesmen tricked him, took his money, and gave the monkeys to a merchant who was going to fly to America with them. But Herzog caught up with him on the airport, convinced him that he was a vet and that the monkeys needed to be vaccinated. When he got permission to take the monkeys away to vaccinate them, he loaded them into his car, drove into the jungle, shot the scene with the monkeys, then released them into the wild

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Post by Furburt on Sun May 08, 2011 9:54 pm

I love the way the documentary of him making Fitzcarraldo is more dangerous and impossible than the actual film.

I also love Aguirre, the Wrath of God, for it is Renaissance Apocalypse Now.


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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 09, 2011 12:44 pm

Why do I not know this guy?

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Post by Mr. Grey on Mon May 09, 2011 4:12 pm

I read about this guy in this Cracked article.

If what they say is true... he is most certainly a god.

He should be the top one on that page. If he's not, you're doing it wrong.

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