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The Artsie Thread

Post by reg42 on Sun May 08, 2011 8:34 pm

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I think you'll all agree with me when I say that Metallica's 2008 release, Death Magnetic, was far above the standard set by their previous attempt, St Anger. Not that's it hard to beat the music equivalent of dog shit on the canvas. [pause for minor chuckle]

Even with the improvement, it is still not good. The songs go on too long and get repetitive too early, the guitarists forget they are played a song sometimes and not a guitar-off-wank-a-thon, and vocals are boring and flat. Then again I really shouldn't expect too much, Metallica hasn't been good since Kill 'Em All.

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by Hubilub on Sun May 08, 2011 9:00 pm

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 09, 2011 12:46 pm

"the guitarists forget they are played a song sometimes and not a guitar-off-wank-a-thon"
That's more or less exactly why I don't listen to most metal. Too much of that.

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Post by Furburt on Mon May 09, 2011 12:53 pm

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by Katzenjammer on Mon May 09, 2011 1:14 pm

reg42 wrote:Metallica hasn't been good since Kill 'Em All.

God, I'm brilliant.

That's being very unfair. Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning and ...And Justice For All are very good albums. Ever since his voice changed I can't listen to it though.

It just pisses me off.

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by reg42 on Mon May 09, 2011 1:52 pm

katzenjammer wrote:
reg42 wrote:Metallica hasn't been good since Kill 'Em All.

God, I'm brilliant.

That's being very unfair. Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning and ...And Justice For All are very good albums. Ever since his voice changed I can't listen to it though.

It just pisses me off.
Yeah I know. I was just ultra fucked when I wrote this. Master of Puppets is my favourite album of theirs. But I genuinely don't like St Anger and I find Death Magnetic very boring.

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by Katzenjammer on Mon May 09, 2011 2:09 pm

reg42 wrote:
katzenjammer wrote:
reg42 wrote:Metallica hasn't been good since Kill 'Em All.

God, I'm brilliant.

That's being very unfair. Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning and ...And Justice For All are very good albums. Ever since his voice changed I can't listen to it though.

It just pisses me off.
Yeah I know. I was just ultra fucked when I wrote this. Master of Puppets is my favourite album of theirs. But I genuinely don't like St Anger and I find Death Magnetic very boring.

Oh god, every single album after ...And Justice For All were total garbage. You'll find no complaints from me there.

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by reg42 on Mon May 09, 2011 2:49 pm

katzenjammer wrote:
reg42 wrote:
katzenjammer wrote:
reg42 wrote:Metallica hasn't been good since Kill 'Em All.

God, I'm brilliant.

That's being very unfair. Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning and ...And Justice For All are very good albums. Ever since his voice changed I can't listen to it though.

It just pisses me off.
Yeah I know. I was just ultra fucked when I wrote this. Master of Puppets is my favourite album of theirs. But I genuinely don't like St Anger and I find Death Magnetic very boring.

Oh god, every single album after ...And Justice For All were total garbage. You'll find no complaints from me there.
I can even find really good songs in the black album, though I don't agree with what they did. Sad But True and Nothing Else Matters are both really good. But not Enter Sandman - Fuck Enter Sandman. But everything after that is... Bleh.

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by Unabletothinkofname on Mon May 09, 2011 6:12 pm

I like all Metallica albums, even St. Anger. Death Magnetic is one of my favorites, but Justice is my favorite.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Mon May 09, 2011 6:24 pm

Sacrilegious scum!

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by reg42 on Mon May 09, 2011 6:42 pm

Purge the non-believe!

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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by reg42 on Mon May 09, 2011 8:18 pm


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Re: The Artsie Thread

Post by GrinningManiac on Tue May 10, 2011 3:34 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:"the guitarists forget they are played a song sometimes and not a guitar-off-wank-a-thon"
That's more or less exactly why I don't listen to most metal. Too much of that.


At my Music A-level concert there was this kid who's really good at guitar in the year below. What does he do? Does he play something beautiful or memorable or even all that good? No, he just shoves as many chords in as fast as he can. The most impressive thing about it was that he played over the top of the guitar then moved his arm so his hand was under the guitar for the next chord and then moved above it again. It was really quite cool that he could do it so fast but it was an audio mess and they were only recording audio...yeah

I don't know how well he did, but this year he did a The Smiths song, so that was an improvement.

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Post by reg42 on Tue May 10, 2011 4:22 pm

Yeah. Guys like that are cool to watch and go "wow, he's fast man!" but I would much prefer a little less speed and a little more soul.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed May 11, 2011 7:14 am

Mmm. A friend of mine's ex-boyfriend was great like that. Incredibly talented acoustic guitarist, but he actually put something into his music y'know. It was fantastic.

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