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Post by Terria on Tue May 03, 2011 11:19 am



Damn, this is funny. And not just funny for a President funny, actual funny.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Tue May 03, 2011 11:26 am

Ahahahaha, that's brilliant. Fuck being president, he should just be a comedian.

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Post by Terria on Tue May 03, 2011 11:30 am

He could go on tour with Michael Richards.

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Re: Live at the Apollo: Obama Style

Post by Guest on Tue May 03, 2011 12:55 pm

I give him 5/10

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 03, 2011 1:01 pm

Hahaha, I saw that last night. Was grand. Bush was better though, that dude was actually really really funny.

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Post by reg42 on Tue May 03, 2011 2:17 pm

And just like that I've found new respect for the man

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Re: Live at the Apollo: Obama Style

Post by Terria on Wed May 04, 2011 9:00 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Hahaha, I saw that last night. Was grand. Bush was better though, that dude was actually really really funny.
Got a link? I tried looking but I couldn't find it.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed May 04, 2011 10:10 am

I cannae really look for it now, but I saw it a couple of years ago.

In the lounge room, I start playing Bush comedy over the news and Mum will stab me.

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Re: Live at the Apollo: Obama Style

Post by Furburt on Mon May 30, 2011 8:38 pm

That was far, far better than I expected it to be. Granted, he probably didn't write the jokes himself, but he's got a great deadpan delivery.

Maybe he should do a Leslie Nielsen and just abandon serious stuff completely?

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 31, 2011 12:17 am

I saw that. I didn't find it all that funny.

Then again, I live under his fucking yoke.

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Post by Furburt on Tue May 31, 2011 12:18 am

I would have honestly shit myself in surprise if you had liked that.

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 31, 2011 12:20 am

Oh, he's made a good joke once or twice. But he'll never give us the mirth that Dubya provided us.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue May 31, 2011 6:17 am

Funneh

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Post by PayJ on Tue May 31, 2011 6:56 am

If he'd of played roots I would of laughed.

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Re: Live at the Apollo: Obama Style

Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 31, 2011 7:17 am

As much of a backwards cunthead as he was, Dubya was a funnier stand up.

Not to diminish Obama's lulzyness; that video is hilarious.

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Re: Live at the Apollo: Obama Style

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:21 am

Oh, I said that exact thing earlier in the thread.


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Re: Live at the Apollo: Obama Style

Post by GrinningManiac on Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:14 pm

I remember when Dubya left he had a really sombre, serious video of him wandering around an empty White House in a kind-of-sad, nostalgic way, pondering and looking at things with fond memories. To top it all off, he had some comedian or somesuch do a voiceover, narrating his internal monologue in the archtypical 'dumb Dubya' "misunderestimate" sense. Quality.

Oh, but if you want funny politicians, look no further than Mayor of London - Boris Johnson. The man is the funniest thing on two legs (with a better haircut than Donald Trump)

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Post by GrinningManiac on Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:19 pm

I remember when Dubya left he had a really sombre, serious video of him wandering around an empty White House in a kind-of-sad, nostalgic way, pondering and looking at things with fond memories. To top it all off, he had some comedian or somesuch do a voiceover, narrating his internal monologue in the archtypical 'dumb Dubya' "misunderestimate" sense. Quality.

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Re: Live at the Apollo: Obama Style

Post by Terria on Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:21 pm

I would happily follow Boris around for a day. He just seems so fun.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:21 pm

Amen to that. He was out cycling and he saw a women get mugged. He cycled after the mugger and got back the bag.

I feel so bad for that mugger. He's just stealing something and running, and then, suddenly

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:13 am

The Lion King shit was fucking classic.

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Post by Terria on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:40 am

Dead Herald wrote:I saw that. I didn't find it all that funny.

Then again, I live under his fucking yoke.
You don't like Obama.

I am fucking shocked.

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