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Badverts N22

Post by Fniff on Mon May 02, 2011 6:23 pm



1: Ahem. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What is that creature behind the woman?! What is wrong with him? He is badly cropped into the scene, leaving a sense of out-of-place and sheer otherworldly terror. You know he shouldn't exist and you should continue taking your meds, but he still there! Agh!
2: Oh yeah. Show your disgust in front of the man you are currently dating. That won't break his heart at all. Yep, that's the good thing to do. Break his heart.
3: I have come up with a theory. The internet is infinite. Come on, it is. It can expand in any direction. Video, image, text, MMO, you name it. But each site is a limited area. However, there are 7-8 billion humans on the planet. While they can never fill the internet, they can however fill a site. Particularly dating sites. One site will probably have a start-up of a few gals/Irish blokes/Chinese women looking for love/etc, but that can only be resupplied by chance. So, the people coming will only have a 1/100 chance of finding what they came for. This will always happen if you specify what is going to be there.
4: Flirt is quite tame. What about LonelyLovers.com? That's a good name, and it isn't taken. Do that. It'd work. People would love it. Flirt.ie is just too tame. Lonely implies need and lovers implies goodness, so people would be easily scammed into going to your stupid website. God, I have to copywrite LonelyLovers.com. That is a good name.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Mon May 02, 2011 6:41 pm

He looks like he wants to rape her.

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Post by Dead Herald on Mon May 02, 2011 6:46 pm

The internet is full of sluts and whores.

Not me though, I'm a bitch and a tease.

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