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Post by Hubilub on Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:42 pm

Gayass assnes.

Listen to this fucking shiat:

"Loki's like a comic book version of Edmund in King Lear, but nastier" -Tom Hiddlesfuck

NO HE IS NOT. HE IS LIKE LOKI IN LOKI.

"Ken [Branagh] wants Loki to have a lean and hungry look, like Cassius in Julius Caesar. Physically, he can't be posing as Thor" - Fuck Hiddlestom

WAT

"I just thought it sounded like a weird idea because Kenneth Branagh's directing it, so I was just like, 'Kenneth Branagh doing Thor is super-weird, I've gotta do it.'" -Natalie Portman

WHORE

"I "chose Thor because of [director] Kenneth Branagh. The script
was nice and we got to rehearse and talk to the writers and do some
collaborating in the process to make it fit us." - Stellan Skarsgård

WHERE IS YOUR NATIONAL PRIDE, BASTARD?

These are all quotes from the actors on the new Thor film, and they all have shit incommon: THEY ARE ASS WITH GAY

This entire thing oozes with pretentiousness. "Oooh, I'm going to reference great works of art when talking about how I act", "Ooooh, Kenneth Branagh is a sophisticated director, which is unusual for Hollywood movies cause they are balls". FUCK YOU ALL.

Without even beginning to talk about the several levels of retardedness you need to pass in order to think yourself high and mighty enough to talk this kind of shit about nerd films like they're an impure artform you need to bring into a revolution of quality, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING GOD OF THUNDER. DON'T BASE YOUR FUCKING ACTING ON SHAKESPEAR, BASE IT ON THE FUCKING MYTHOLOGY OF THE FUCKING RELIGION FUCKING THOR FUCKING COMES FROM.

AND KENNETH BRADARSE WAS IN WILD WILD WEST. HE CAN SUCK DICK.

Y U RAEP KOOWL SHIT?

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Re: Gayass artfags from gayass Hollywood make gayass fail when doing Thor

Post by Movie Martyr on Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:44 pm

The fact that anyone in Thor believes the film to be anything more than a generic Hollywood blockbuster is the most disturbing thing. O_O

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Post by Furburt on Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:41 am

The only thing Kenneth Branagh was good in was El Dorado.

Also, he's a Northern Irish protestant. BOMB HIM

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:08 pm

I saw the At The Movies review of that earlier. Looked like balls, but not pretentious balls. Blockbuster balls.

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Post by Pararaptor on Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:51 pm

I think it looks like a cracking romp.

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Post by Alkaline on Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:48 pm

I saw it yesterday.

Ummm... I liked it. That's all I really have to say on the matter.

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Post by Xandy on Fri May 06, 2011 11:09 pm

Apparently Moviebob likes it.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Sun May 08, 2011 8:38 pm

If they wanted Loki to be evil they could have just mentioned how he f*cked anything that moved. Seriously, from what Hub told me the guy got around within the animal kingdom.

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Post by Wayward on Sun May 08, 2011 9:02 pm

Who is this Loki and where does he reside?

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Re: Gayass artfags from gayass Hollywood make gayass fail when doing Thor

Post by Hubilub on Sun May 08, 2011 9:02 pm

*waves*

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Post by Dead Herald on Sun May 08, 2011 10:58 pm

Warmaster Xandus wrote:Apparently Moviebob likes it.

Moviebob likes a lot of shitty things. Like Scott Pilgrim.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 09, 2011 9:15 am

Hey, Scott Pilgrim was entertaining. Cutesy and stupid and I didn't exactly care for the characters, but fuck it was fun to watch. Nobody besides Edgar Wright could have made that watchable IMO.

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Post by Pararaptor on Mon May 09, 2011 10:14 am

I'd agree but I'm pretty sure I remember having a huge argument with Harold about this before.

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Post by Hubilub on Mon May 09, 2011 11:37 am

The important thing is that I'm right

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon May 09, 2011 11:39 am

Hubilub wrote:The important thing is that I'm right
You stink like the inside of my dick ought to.

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