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Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:56 pm


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Re: Breaking News.

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:23 pm

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
The archbishop is a fucking COMMIE?

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by GrinningManiac on Mon May 02, 2011 6:26 pm

MUST OBEY THE AWESOMELY DEEP VOICE OF PROTESTANT HEATHEN!

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Lord Mountbatten on Wed May 25, 2011 1:57 pm

No.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed May 25, 2011 1:59 pm

But Lord Mountbatten, if you were to donate but a tenth of your riches to the less fortunate you could cure poverty entirely, forever!

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Katzenjammer on Wed May 25, 2011 2:18 pm

SEND ME YOUR MONEY

I NEED IT FOR DRUGS AND PROSTITUTES

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Lord Mountbatten on Wed May 25, 2011 3:45 pm

No.

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed May 25, 2011 3:53 pm

I WON'T BE A SPOILED BRAT WITH A SILVER SOON UP MY ASS

POVERTY FOR LIFE, I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY!

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Wed May 25, 2011 9:59 pm

The poor should stay poor. Builds character.


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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Katzenjammer on Thu May 26, 2011 3:23 am

Lord Mountbatten wrote:No.

Well aren't you a heartless bastard.

There's starving kids here, you know?

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Mr. Grey on Thu May 26, 2011 4:45 am

@Katz: Then eat them.

That solves the problem, right?

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Lord Mountbatten on Thu May 26, 2011 12:27 pm

No.

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Wayward on Thu May 26, 2011 11:16 pm

"The oaks can't help their feelings if they like the way they're made [...]"


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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Mr. Grey on Fri May 27, 2011 12:28 am

Lord Mountbatten wrote:No.

I don't understand, they're no longer hungry and you're no longer hungry. It's a win-win!

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Katzenjammer on Fri May 27, 2011 1:32 am

I'm still hungry...

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Mr. Grey on Fri May 27, 2011 1:37 am

I suggest some Chinese food.

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Furburt on Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:45 am

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by GrinningManiac on Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:17 pm

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:23 am

in

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:54 pm

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:03 pm

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Post by ggggggggggg on Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:30 pm

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Re: Breaking News.

Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:31 pm

Shake it all about

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Post by Lord Mountbatten on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:46 pm

I've forgotten what the Breaking News was now.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:48 pm

There's news?

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:08 pm

What's knew?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:00 pm

Who new?

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:01 pm

Someone broke the news!

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:07 pm

Oh God! CALL AN AMBULAMPS

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Post by Lord Mountbatten on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:09 pm

Everything proceeds according to plan...

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:27 pm

Lord Mountbatten strikes again!

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:06 am



He'll be dead in under a week now.

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Post by Lord Mountbatten on Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:00 pm

Wait, me or the Prime Minister? Because I'm already dead, and how can you kill a Lord Mountbatten who's already dead huh?

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:17 pm

No the Archbishop.

David ordered his death.

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Post by Lord Mountbatten on Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:18 pm

Oh Davey, Davey...

I approve. My lucrebucks remain. Very Happy

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:59 pm

That's not a wise move DC. He's head of the C of E. That means God will smite the fuck out of Davey boy!

Surely?

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:21 pm

If the Archbishop wanted something done to help the poor, mabye he should write to his Pope and get a few strings pulled OH WAIT NO THEY DON'T HAVE A POPE - CATHOLICS 1 : PROTESTANT WHORES 0

Riddle me this - what other church could have afforded a multi-million dollar sexual harrasment lawsuit, eh? I think God's swung his favour for the Good Ol' Universal Church

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