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Post by Uncle_Goat on Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:41 pm

Ask and ye shall receive! And continue to receive! Until the stars are but cinders of iron! Ask, ye! Ask!
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:57 pm

Should pus smell like anything?

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:08 pm

Coins & salty m- oh.

Never mind.
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Uncle_Goat on Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:11 pm

Bag pus, dear bag pus
Old fat furry cat pus
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright, be golden and light
Bag pus, oh hear what I sing!
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Guest on Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:24 am

FATHER?!

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Post by Uncle_Goat on Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:51 am

I'm not your father, son. I just fuck your mother sometimes. NEXT.
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by GrinningManiac on Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:49 pm

Did you know that Myopic Goats can Unlearn Fear?

It's moar likely than you think!

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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Uncle_Goat on Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:05 am

I'll unlearn you in a minute. NEXT.
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Katzenjammer on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:24 pm

What do you think of what is clearly the worlds greatest band?


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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Uncle_Goat on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:29 pm

katzenjammer wrote:What do you think of what is clearly the worlds greatest band?

They're obviously a highly talented bunch of individuals and I would like to think that once the neurosyphilis clears up that we could all go out for a nice drink, maybe complement each other's appearances, maybe have rough sex in an alleyway somewhere. Though not in a gay way, obviously.

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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Terria on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:38 pm

Why?

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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Uncle_Goat on Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:43 pm

Freebird wrote:Why?

Oh I know your game, sunshine. Very clever. Very clever I DON'T THINK. I'm not falling for that.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:56 pm

You didn't say NEXT

Can anyone else come next now?

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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Uncle_Goat on Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:17 am

NEXT!
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by PayJ on Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:46 am

Why doth fire and ice constantly battle over Mt Kilimanjaro?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:05 am

Why are you exactly like one of my best friends in every way?

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Post by Uncle_Goat on Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:08 am

PayJ567 wrote:Why doth fire and ice constantly battle over Mt Kilimanjaro?

I went out with a lad whose family was from that area. They say just wait about ten more years and you won't have to worry about the ice any more at all, which should make the whole fire/ice battle a lot quieter which is sort of an upside I guess.

NE oh wait there's another one already.
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Post by Uncle_Goat on Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:09 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Why are you exactly like one of my best friends in every way?

Because you're having another one of your dreams again. Just lie still, very still. Stiller than that. Squeeze your eyes closed. Now stick out your tongue a little bit.

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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by PayJ on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:54 pm

Uncle_Goat wrote:
PayJ567 wrote:Why doth fire and ice constantly battle over Mt Kilimanjaro?

I went out with a lad whose family was from that area. They say just wait about ten more years and you won't have to worry about the ice any more at all, which should make the whole fire/ice battle a lot quieter which is sort of an upside I guess.

NE oh wait there's another one already.
That's cool I can wait 10 years. I'm rarely up there anyway. It's just all the trouble of taking my sacrifices up that mountain attracts alot of attention.

I tend to stick to cellars and dark clubs these days.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:11 am

How many wing-wangs can a woodle waddle?

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Post by The Moonbai on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:28 pm

Why are you so evil looking?

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Post by Uncle_Goat on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:32 pm

The Moonbai wrote:Why are you so evil looking?

Because my soul runs on Special Brew and the tears of shepherdboys. NEXT.
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Uncle_Goat on Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:24 pm

katzenjammer wrote:How many wing-wangs can a woodle waddle?

It's an interesting question, and one that has troubled mankind's thinkers for well over a thousand years. 7th century Arab polymath Jābir ibn Hayyān al-Azdl had this to say on the topic:

bit.ly dRA7bA

I'm pretty sure you'll find this enlightening. NEXT.
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Dead Herald on Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:53 pm

Have you ever been "fucked in the goat ass"?

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Post by Furburt on Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:04 pm

Uncle_Goat wrote:
bit.ly dRA7bA

I'm pretty sure you'll find this enlightening. NEXT.

That was more cute than disturbing.

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Post by Uncle_Goat on Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:10 pm

Dead Herald wrote:Have you ever been "fucked in the goat ass"?

Is this internet sex? Are we having internet sex now?
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Re: Ask Uncle Goat

Post by Uncle_Goat on Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:42 pm

Is that a no? Sad
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