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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:27 pm

Any of you cook much?

I made the best mushroom risotto the other day. Short-grain rice, onions & mushrooms, a bottle of cheap wine, a jar of stock, some water & half a block of parmesan.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Guest on Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:32 pm

I can only cook if the process consists of stack ingredients and/or stick in the over for a set amount of time.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:41 pm

I can make ramen, spaghetti or most kinds of pre-prepared pasta. I can also make pancakes and french toast. That's about it.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:18 pm

Dead Herald LXI wrote:I can make ramen, spaghetti or most kinds of pre-prepared pasta. I can also make pancakes and french toast. That's about it.

Yeah, that's me.

Still, I can cook a decent enough meal for myself, so I'm happy.

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:10 pm

I'm in the process of learning some basic Indian recipes at the moment, but that's about it.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:13 pm

Unabletothinkofname wrote:I'm in the process of learning some basic Indian recipes at the moment, but that's about it.
Yeah? What dishes?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:45 pm

Apparently I can cook bacon fucking perfectly.

Other than that, I can make most stuff with directions on a box.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:50 pm

I make a mean bowl of two minute noodles.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:56 pm

My family just bought our own breadmaker, actually. It's really good, you just put the ingredients in and it makes the bread all by itself. And fuck is it tasty.

You can make cakes, and croissants and that. You can even make jam..somehow.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:58 pm

Actually, if I have a can of hash and some eggs. I can cook them up together and it comes out pretty tasty.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:00 pm

Cooked bolognase for the first time yesterday. I'm so f*cking hardcore

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:03 pm

bolognase I still don't know what it is. But it gives the impression of bologna swimming mayo.


Edit: Never mind. I guess I've been eating this stuff all my life and never knew it had a proper name.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:07 pm

Whaddidya call it beforehand?

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Wayward on Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:49 pm

I can cook a few things. I like to caramelize onions in butter and red wine, it gives them a more robust flavor so they stand out in stir-frys with red meat.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:50 pm

That's what my mother does with Quorn when she wants it to taste like meat, soaks it in red wine. Gives it body.

According to my friends, her fake-meat shepherds pies taste better than real meat ones.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:10 am

GrinningManiac wrote:Cooked bolognase for the first time yesterday. I'm so f*cking hardcore
I have the recipe for bolognese down to a fucking tee. Best stuff in the world.
Furburt wrote:My family just bought our own breadmaker, actually. It's really good, you just put the ingredients in and it makes the bread all by itself. And fuck is it tasty.

You can make cakes, and croissants and that. You can even make jam..somehow.
Yeah, we got one of those too. I'm not particulary fond of the bread it produces though.

Cakes? How does that work?

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Dead Herald on Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:34 am

GrinningManiac wrote:Whaddidya call it beforehand?


Meat Sauce.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Liam1390 on Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:01 pm

I really enjoy cooking, because of that I'm studying Culinary Arts in college, focusing mainly on Pastry.

I cook most of my meals, make some of the breads and desserts in the house and I've made jams many times before.

Right now I'm looking for a job in a bakery or as a pastry assistant in a restaurant.

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:51 am

The Hospitality Industry sounds horrible to me but shit man, nice one.

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by GrinningManiac on Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:02 pm

There's something delightful about the idea of being a baker.

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Post by reg42 on Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:05 pm

I made brownies today in 3 minutes.


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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Liam1390 on Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:43 am

Pararaptor wrote:The Hospitality Industry sounds horrible to me but shit man, nice one.

Yeah, I get that from a lot of people, including my dad. I get the feeling that he doesn't want me working in the Hospitality Industry.

GrinningManiac wrote:There's something delightful about the idea of being a baker.

There definitely is, getting up and working when normal people are sleeping, it's a nice feeling being among the few who are awake at that hour.

Plus I would doing something that I love, working with breads and baked goods in general.

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Post by Majoraangela on Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:21 am

I can cook anything that involves eggs and oats. Very Happy

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Re: Fuck you, cooking's an art

Post by Pararaptor on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:29 pm

Saw this on a cooking show: deep-fried crocodile.

I wonder if I can get to the market this week...

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