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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:40 pm

Pauline Hanson is on the TV, doing something to do with state politics. I wasn't aware she still existed. For non-ocker forum members, Pauline Hanson is kind of like Adolph Hitler with an 80s haircut.

Thoughts?

(George Negus is taking the shit out of her brilliantly)

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:46 pm

Oh yeah, I know her. She's demented.

Wasn't she the one they fabricated all those nude photos of? I remember that, that was hilarious.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:48 pm

Haha, yeah, that was her. Everybody wanted those to be real so badly.

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Re: Hagatha Cancerbat

Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:48 pm

Who?

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:50 pm

She's got that Thatcher-esque "Weirdly sexy, for some utterly undefinable reason" kind of quality.

She's also like Thatcher in the way that I want to blow up her house.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:53 pm

Furburt wrote:She's got that Thatcher-esque "Weirdly sexy, for some utterly undefinable reason" kind of quality.

She's also like Thatcher in the way that I want to blow up her house.
That is such a funny threat coming from an Irishman. Like you guys ever blow up anything.
I do not find her sexy I have to say, but I don't really like that whole... Look. Whatever it is she has going on.
Dead Herald LXI wrote:Who?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_Hanson
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Post by Alkaline on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:55 pm

I wasn't aware she was still in politics.

Anyway, I've no strong opinion of it one way or another. I tend to stay the fuck out of stuff like this, so yeah.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:56 pm

That's the thing though, it's weird. I don't find her sexually attractive, but I can see how she could be, almost to the point where I almost find her sexually attractive.

It's common with insane female politicians, I find. Perhaps it's the demonic charisma you have to possess.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:58 pm

Herald, here is her maiden speech.

"Immigration and multiculturalism are issues that this government is
trying to address, but for far too long ordinary Australians have been
kept out of any debate by the major parties. I and most Australians want
our immigration policy radically reviewed and that of multiculturalism
abolished. I believe we are in danger of being swamped by Asians.
Between 1984 and 1995, 40 per cent of all migrants coming into this
country were of Asian origin. They have their own culture and religion,
form ghettos and do not assimilate. Of course, I will be called racist
but, if I can invite whom I want into my home, then I should have the
right to have a say in who comes into my country. A truly multicultural
country can never be strong or united. The world is full of failed and
tragic examples, ranging from Ireland to Bosnia to Africa and, closer to
home, Papua New Guinea. America and Great Britain are currently paying
the price. Arthur Calwell was a great Australian and Labor leader, and
it is a pity that there are not men of his stature sitting on the
opposition benches today. Arthur Calwell said: Japan, India, Burma,
Ceylon and every new African nation are fiercely anti-white and anti one
another. Do we want or need any of these people here? I am one
red-blooded Australian who says no and who speaks for 90% of
Australians. I have no hesitation in echoing the words of Arthur Calwell"

My favourite part is: "...if I can invite whom I want into my home, then I should have the
right to have a say in who comes into my country."
Solid logic.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:59 pm

Furburt wrote:That's the thing though, it's weird. I don't find her sexually attractive, but I can see how she could be, almost to the point where I almost find her sexually attractive.

It's common with insane female politicians, I find. Perhaps it's the demonic charisma you have to possess.
I was going to suggest she had the same thing going on as Sarah Palin... And Tina Fey, but Tina Fey is actually kind of pretty.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:29 pm

I know Teddy will eat me for this, but I fail to understand how Ireland is a failure in multiculturalism. One of the main reasons our economy did so amazingly well before it started not doing that with a vengeance was because we had plenty of highly skilled Eastern European immigrants who were happy to work at jobs we didn't want for far less than we would demand.

And also, Phil Lynott.


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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:32 pm

Depending on your perspective, a success can very easily mean a failure.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:40 pm

It's all subjective!

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:59 pm

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:41 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Herald, here is her maiden speech.

"Immigration and multiculturalism are issues that this government is
trying to address, but for far too long ordinary Australians have been
kept out of any debate by the major parties. I and most Australians want
our immigration policy radically reviewed and that of multiculturalism
abolished. I believe we are in danger of being swamped by Asians.
Between 1984 and 1995, 40 per cent of all migrants coming into this
country were of Asian origin. They have their own culture and religion,
form ghettos and do not assimilate. Of course, I will be called racist
but, if I can invite whom I want into my home, then I should have the
right to have a say in who comes into my country. A truly multicultural
country can never be strong or united. The world is full of failed and
tragic examples, ranging from Ireland to Bosnia to Africa and, closer to
home, Papua New Guinea. America and Great Britain are currently paying
the price. Arthur Calwell was a great Australian and Labor leader, and
it is a pity that there are not men of his stature sitting on the
opposition benches today. Arthur Calwell said: Japan, India, Burma,
Ceylon and every new African nation are fiercely anti-white and anti one
another. Do we want or need any of these people here? I am one
red-blooded Australian who says no and who speaks for 90% of
Australians. I have no hesitation in echoing the words of Arthur Calwell"

My favourite part is: "...if I can invite whom I want into my home, then I should have the
right to have a say in who comes into my country."
Solid logic.

I'm not getting into this right now.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:45 pm

Fair enough.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:48 pm

Man... what a bitch.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:50 pm

aw she's an aight burd yknow

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Post by reg42 on Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:49 pm

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:54 pm

She just sounds a bit Thatcher-like.

And I fucking hate Margaret Thatcher.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:55 pm

She's more extreme than Thatcher. I mean, obviously she didn't do as much damage, she's too crazy to become PM, but she's so much more insane it's ridiculous.
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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:00 pm

You have her, we have Nick Griffin. It all balances out I guess.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Griffin

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:02 pm

Nick Griffin is so pathetic though. He's literally just David Brent in office.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:05 pm

This is true. Though I just love the fact that one of our elected politicians to European Parliament is someone who denies the Holocaust ever happened.

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:31 pm

MilkyFresh wrote: Japan, India, Burma,
Ceylon and every new African nation are fiercely anti-white and anti one
another.
Good thing we don't follow their example, right?

... Right?

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