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Guts.

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:15 pm

I just got linked to this short story, it's by the dude who wrote Fight Club. I don't know how to spell his last name offhand but his first name is Chuck.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

Read this, it's worth it. Kind of incredible it was printed in Playboy of all things, it's like he was trying as hard as possible to kill your erection... Read it.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:37 pm

Cracking read, though I gotta say the most uncomfortable part is the thought of drowning.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:41 pm

Yeah the bit at the end, when the breath-holding significance was made apparant, was what made it for me. Good fun.


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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:42 pm

Gotta say though, I feel like taking a biiiiiiiig slimy red shit right now.
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Post by Wayward on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:31 pm

I couldn't stop cringing the whole time. I also couldn't stop reading it. The man has a way with words.

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Post by reg42 on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:47 pm

Holy crap. That was... Really... Something...

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1-2-1-2-3-4/Noinch, noinch, noinch/Smokin' weed/Smokin' wiz/Doin' coke/Drinkin' beers/Drinkin' beers, beers, beers

Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts/Who smokes the blunts/We smoke the blunts/Rollin' blunts and smokin...

Oh, let me get a nickle bag

15 bucks little man/Put that shit in my hand/If that money doesn't show/Then you owe me owe me owe

My jungle looooove/Oh-e-oh-e-oh/I think I wanna know ya, know ya"
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:17 am

He reminds me a lot of a less awesome Bret Easton Ellis.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:51 pm

Am I the only one reminded quite strongly of "A Streetcar Named Desire"?

I just mean the overall message. Y'know pursuit of sexual pleasure leading ultimately to an inevitable downfall. That whole chaseing your desires will only lead to your death vibe...

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:37 am

Holy Christ, my hearts racing. I feel slightly ill...

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