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Post by PayJ on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:36 pm

What's your opinion on the food the scientists grow that's just like pork cells. Niggers gunna be eating this shit?

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Hubilub on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:37 pm

Nah, they be waiting for the scientists' grown fried chicken

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by PayJ on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:37 pm

Then they could make them slaves once more.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Furburt on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:38 pm

A cell made of pork would be so impractical. You could just eat your way out.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Katzenjammer on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:39 pm

Bacon is the food of tomorrow, today and yesterday. Thats how good bacon is.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by PayJ on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:40 pm

Furburt wrote:A cell made of pork would be so impractical. You could just eat your way out.

Dammit PayJ, you'll never work for the justice ministry.
Good those guys are fucking dicks.

Although, saying that if weed where 100% legal I think it would take away part of the experience. Not the sensational high but the experience.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by PayJ on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:41 pm

katzenjammer wrote:Bacon is the food of tomorrow, today and yesterday. Thats how good bacon is.

Bitch.
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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Furburt on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:42 pm

People have literally threatened me with death because I don't like bacon.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Katzenjammer on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:44 pm

YOU DON'T LIEK BACON!?!?!!?!?!???

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Furburt on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:45 pm

I don't like any meat at all, it all tastes horrible to me. But for some reason, bacon is the only one that offends people.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by PayJ on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:45 pm

You no like meat. Le gasp meat flavoured products are the shit. I got my bacon rasher crisps hear.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Katzenjammer on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:49 pm

Man, meat tastes fucking awesome when you're high. Chrismas Lunch this year was brilliant just because I was sooooo high.

It tasted like fucking Jesus would taste if he were a meat product.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Hubilub on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:49 pm

Man fuck bacon, it got nothing on ribs

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by PayJ on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:51 pm

That's a very fair point.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Furburt on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:52 pm

Actually, I do like meat flavoured things. Tayto bacon flavoured waffles taste delicious, as do bacon fries.

But actual bacon tastes pretty much like death.

Give me salmon any day. Fish kicks ass.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Hubilub on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:53 pm

If fish kicked ass, you wouldn't be eating it. IT WOULD BE EATING YOU

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:40 pm

Bacon is meh.

But steak, now that's good shtuff.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:16 am

katzenjammer wrote:Bacon is the food of tomorrow, today and yesterday. Thats how good bacon is.

Bitch.


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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Autism on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:13 am

I like food
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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:24 am

Maple. Fucking. Bacon.

That's all I'm gonna say.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:28 am

Eurgh.
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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Wayward on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:09 am

Furburt wrote:Actually, I do like meat flavoured things. Tayto bacon flavoured waffles taste delicious, as do bacon fries.

But actual bacon tastes pretty much like death.

Give me salmon any day. Fish kicks ass.
Do you like chicken?

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:10 am

You'd better damn well like chicken. I mean everything tastes like it.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:16 am

I don't mind it, but I have so many things in my diet that taste pretty much exactly like it that I don't really bother with it.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Wayward on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:18 am

(Insert fish and chicken joke here.)

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:21 am

Confus.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Wayward on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:29 am

Really?
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken... ?

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 am

Oooooooooh.

Right.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:44 am

I LoLed.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:52 am

I'm gunna buy fucking tons of it. If it's anything like spam, and I imagine it is, I might just have a new favourite food.

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Post by Wayward on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:26 am


Too bad that in all that they don't mention bacon.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:28 am

If he's not back in 10 minutes, we're callin' Dominoes.

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Re: Bacon, is it really the food of tomorrow?

Post by Wayward on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:32 am

You know what's the best? Buffalo chicken pizza that has been enhanced with bacon. Hell yeah.

OP: I haven't heard of this synthetic food, but I've eaten a Twinkie, and it can't be worse than that. Mmmmm...bacon-flavored Twinkies.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:33 am

Twinkie wrapped in bacon, then dipped in batter and deep-fried.

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Post by Wayward on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:35 am

Heart-attack on a stick?

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:36 am

I was thinking Cholestersassin. Although we can do better than that, I'm sure.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:39 am

Wait, is this just muscle fibres grown from stem cells?
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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:39 am

Yeah, I think so.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:45 am

Doubt it'll taste the same as pork then. None of the extra shit the pigs get from whatever they eat'll be in there.
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