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Post by Hubilub on Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:43 pm

THE ADVENTURES OF RACIST SHEPARD

First episode out TONIGHT! Don't miss it


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Post by Furburt on Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:49 pm

Insult all the Asari for me!

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Post by GrinningManiac on Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:12 pm

Ooooooh!



Excited!

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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:15 pm

FUCK YES!

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:29 pm

YEAHHHH

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Post by Hubilub on Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:39 pm

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away



The Galaxy is thriving with life. Bioware, the God of our massive Universe, is as kind and caring as he is omnipotent. From the smallest Space Hamster to the largest Tresher Maw, Bioware shows great care for his creations, and is always willing to give them the treatment they deserve. Nobody goes unloved in this great circle of life.


That is, nobody except ONE person. See, in a universe filled with diversity and acceptance of differing cultures, there is one man who does not fit in. One man who does not agree with the social order. One man who dares speak up against the oppression of his beliefs! That man is...


RACIST SHEPARD


THE ARYAN RACE WILL PREVAIL

Chapter 1: Setting up shop

To begin this great tale of courage and prejudice, I must first ask you to follow me as we access the strictly forbidden track records within the Alliance main computer. This isn't illegal or anything, I promise. This story must be told to the world! Just like the Holocaust. Except Hitler didn't kill as many people.

But I digress. Point is, let us quickly copy these files and be off.


As I said: Completely legal

Now let's just browse through here... Coca-cola recipe, no. JFK killer, no. How to grow penis 4 inches in 2 weeks... save for later. Ah, here it is! Commander Adolf Shepard!


Now THAT is a hero

Perfectamundo! Now we can finally begin the story of the greatest man that's ever lived. Racism shall prevail!

... Next episode


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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:44 pm

STAY TUNED NEXT TIME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF RACIST SHEPARD AND HIS DARING RACIST PARTNER, THE SPACE SUIT SLUT ASHLY!

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Post by AshPox on Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:10 pm

I am not a spacesuit slut!

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Post by reg42 on Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:14 pm

I like this. It makes me happy inside.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:42 pm

He looks the part, that's for sure!

Awesome character!

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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:46 pm

I can't possibly imagine what race he plans on insulting frequently!

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:51 pm

I dunno, but I bet they resemble lizards.

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:03 am

I am not fond of any of the non-human species in Mass Effect.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:23 am

Demented Teddy wrote:I am not fond of any of the non-human species in Mass Effect.

Me neither, they're all dicks in their own special way.

Although the Geth are kind of interesting, they have an even worse reasoning for being dicks.

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:27 am

Hey, the one thing I hate more than aliens is sentient robots.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:28 am

I'm sure they hate you too.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:52 am

Funny.
Humans are the only race I can say I have a dislike for in that game.
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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:55 am

You're a twat.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:10 am

Demented Teddy wrote:You're a twat.

Of course, he's a twat. He likes xenomorphs.

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:54 am

I have yet to support the humans in any sci-fi.

Except Avatar, but that's because they're fighting giant fucking blue cat-elves.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:46 am

I believe that every race in mass effect are dicks in their own special ways.

Besides, they are just reskinned versions of classic fantasy races.

Asari=Elves
Turians=Dwarves
Salarians=Gnomes
Krogan=Orcs
Humans=Humans

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:49 am

I can see Asari and Krogan, but I can't see Salarians as Gnomes.

Maybe I don't play enough old school RPG's.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:54 am

The gnomes I've seen are fast talking, extremely clever and intelligent quick-thinkers who aren't really good in straight up fights but excel at diplomacy, economics, engineering etc.

If that's not a Salarian, then I don't know what is.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:56 am

Erm...

NERD!

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:57 am

But turians are infinitely more attractive than any of those.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:03 am

NERD PRIDE

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:15 am

Kharloth wrote:I believe that every race in mass effect are dicks in their own special ways.

Besides, they are just reskinned versions of classic fantasy races.

Asari=Elves
Turians=Dwarves
Salarians=Gnomes
Krogan=Orcs
Humans=Humans

It's more like social commentary as I see it.

Asari=French
Turians=Germans
Salarians=Brits
Krogan=Russians
Humans=Americans
Quarians=Japanese
Batarians=Al Qaeda

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:17 am

I would have put Quarians as Jews, more.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:18 am

Oh yeah, Hub, you know you can upload images to the forum using the host image thing and resize it so it's the same size as the thread?

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:19 am

Furburt wrote:I would have put Quarians as Jews, more.

Possibly. But I view them more as Japanese due to their isolationist philosophy, their tech obsession and they're inadvertently creating the Geth. Which is a fairly obvious reference to fears about nanomachines. See "Grey Goo Theory".

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:25 am

Yes, but on the Jewish side there's the whole 'migrant' thing, the fact that they're persecuted across the galaxy for being thieves and creating the geth (Which could be interpreted as similar to the Jews attacked for starting the black death). Plus, most have Jewish accents.

Really though, it could go either way. They're probably an amalgamation of loads of things so it's not too obvious.

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:28 am

Actually, now that I think about it, you're probably right. The quarians/geth do represent more of a Israel/Arab sort of thing. I'm not quite sure where you'd put the Batarians then.

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:35 am

Batarians I guess would represent displaced Native Americans or perhaps modern day Mexicans. It's a stretch though.

Still, kind of funny how Mass Effect took the human problems of the day and applied them to the whole galaxy.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:40 am

And applied them to all the societies going back as well.

I think it's probably to emphasize just how similar each race is, because the *spoiler* reapers have been engineering their advancement for untold millennia.

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:43 am

I guess that means the Reapers are the concept of Illuminati. Something I have a little difficulty swallowing as it applies to reality.

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:45 am

OR MAYBE

It's a game and some things in it may or may not be metaphors while others have utterly no meaning in reality and any that is found is merely coincidental.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:46 am

Well, Bioware are artfags.

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:46 am

Tellmeimaninja wrote:OR MAYBE

It's a game and some things in it may or may not be metaphors while others have utterly no meaning in reality and any that is found is merely coincidental.

Go away ninja, the grown ups are talking.

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Tellmeimaninja wrote:OR MAYBE

It's a game and some things in it may or may not be metaphors while others have utterly no meaning in reality and any that is found is merely coincidental.

Go away ninja, the grown ups are talking.

They are? Where?

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