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Post by Katzenjammer on Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:06 pm

This'll fuck your litte pussy-ass sword up.



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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:51 am


You see that weapon?

It's a sword.

It is also a chainsaw.

Fuck.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:53 am



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I find it interesting that 'CHAINSAW', in allcaps, has been searched enough for it to start being suggested.

... has anyone here actually had any training in using swords?
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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:24 am

I swung a longsword around for a while once, practiced a bit of parrying, but formal training, fuck no.

We have guns for that.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:16 am

I used to do archery. The difference between bows and swords is that bows are fucking awesome.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:19 am

I did archery as well. Compound bows are fucking cool.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:24 am

I was a recurve man all the way, sightless. Just cause that's how I roll. Guess I really liked feeling the weight of the bow, which you don't get so much with compound.

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Post by reg42 on Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:03 am

Oh fuck yeah, recurve is the bomdigidy shit

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:20 am

Oh yeah, I did an archery course once. Was great fun, shot these military bows.

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Re: CODE OF THE MELLOW LEPRECHAUNS

Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:12 am

I did archery once, in high school. It was fun actually. Certainly more fun than when they made us square dance...

I wish I was making that up.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:31 am

We had to do the fucking polka.
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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 am

We had to do Irish jigs. Which are so needlessly complicated.

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:52 am

Ah, I had to square dance too! Three different years, dammit.

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Post by Irridium on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:05 pm

Ah, I remember square dancing....

I hated that shit. And we always did it to shitty songs.

Well, except that one time we did it to a Scatman John song. That was pretty cool.

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Post by Wayward on Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:05 pm

Square dancing sucked, but the parachute thing was fun. We did those the same year.

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Post by Irridium on Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:07 pm

I fucking loved the parachute thing. Of course I only really saw it once a damn year, but still.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:40 pm

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We did ballroom dancing. In our PE uniform (shorts and polo-shirt type thing)

I was pretty damn okay at it. The only dance-partner I mucked up with was Bonnie, but that was because she's a prat (got pregnant at 16 if I remember rightly, to none other than Evolutionary Reject no. 1 - Brad. Prat walked like Dubya Bush after a night of fierce rectal companionship.

Also did archery once. Really liked it. Want to try fencing

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:56 am

Hey, I never did mention.

Minor training in fencing & I take Ballroom dancing classes for a debutant.
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Re: CODE OF THE MELLOW LEPRECHAUNS

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:58 am

All my other classes were horseshit college prep. I hated them.

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Re: CODE OF THE MELLOW LEPRECHAUNS

Post by Dead Herald on Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:53 am

I'd like to submit article 22 to the code. Article 21 being "Xandus is a dick."

Article 22: All ponies will be shot on sight.

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Post by Xandy on Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:55 am

Dead Herald LXI wrote:I'd like to submit article 22 to the code. Article 21 being "Xandus is a dick."

Article 22: All ponies will be shot on sight.

Request denied.

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Post by Dead Herald on Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:55 am

Good thing I wasn't asking.

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Post by Xandy on Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:59 am

Good thing I AM A GOD-KING AND ABOVE YOU PUNY USERS!

Defy me and I shall use my admin powers to flay the skin from your bones and draw funny a mustache on your avatar!

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Post by Dead Herald on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:06 am

I've had worse.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:19 am

Dead Herald LXI wrote:I'd like to submit article 22 to the code. Article 21 being "Xandus is a dick."

Article 22: All ponies will be shot on sight.
I agree with this submission. Thumb up

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Post by Xandy on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:20 am

Marter wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:I'd like to submit article 22 to the code. Article 21 being "Xandus is a dick."

Article 22: All ponies will be shot on sight.
I agree with this submission. Thumb up

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Post by Dead Herald on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:28 am

You see Marter you have to understand Xandus tends to reverse what he's saying.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:29 am

Ah, I see. Everything is clear now.

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Post by Hubilub on Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:07 am

Guest wrote:Rules? On my Mellow Leprechauns?

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Post by Xandy on Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:44 pm

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Post by Furburt on Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:26 am

Dead Herald wrote:We've been doing 13 for a while, I just wish Furb would stop asking me to wear the maid outfit.

Shudder.

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Post by Pararaptor on Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:02 am

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Post by Furburt on Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:09 am

Takeshi\'s folly

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Post by Pararaptor on Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:11 am



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Post by Vallorn on Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:04 pm

Dead Herald wrote:I'd like to submit article 22 to the code. Article 21 being "Xandus is a dick."

Article 22: All ponies will be shot on sight.


Or as some would say it. Fuck you ponies are cool.

With regards to the swords:

Greatswords beat everything.
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Post by Pararaptor on Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:35 am

Heh.
There's a cardboard cutout of me in my room and from this angle part of a chair makes it look like I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge dick.
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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:45 am

@Vallorn.

Eh, don't worry about it, the cunt is long-banned.

But hey, I'm not one to stop someone from saying fuck you to Harold.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:58 am

Pararaptor wrote:Heh.
There's a cardboard cutout of me in my room and from this angle part of a chair makes it look like I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge dick.
Why is there a cardboard cutout of you in your room?

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Post by Pararaptor on Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:37 am

It was a birthday present.
They accidentally tore off the arm unveiling it.
Also I'm not sure if it's really sturdy cardboard or really thin wood

I kept thinking it was a person for ages and I'm finally comfortable sleeping in the same room as it.
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