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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by Dead Herald on Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:01 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Well overdue, but maybe happening soon Very Happy
The other day I was bored as shit, and some girl I want to have sex with was online. I type in "let's have sex" but pussy out, figure it's probably a bad idea, say "hey dude" instead. She responds with "fuck me senseless". Bricks were shat. We talk for a while, turns out we both want to have sex. Next time I'm in melbourne, more than likely. Life is good right now.

Somebody who posts paragraph long sexual stories in which nothing happens in order to boost their ego?

No.

Someone who knows how to contrast.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:55 am

Sometimes.

Someone who will see Sucker Punch?

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Post by Wayward on Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:07 am

After reading your review I will probably give it a watch, but not until I've done about a million other things I've been meaning to do. First come, first serve.

Someone who spends a great deal of time in the company of people who talk about games about which you know practically nothing?

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Post by Hubilub on Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:33 am

If by games you mean consensual sex, then yes, that is me.

Someone who is not me, but STILL IS?

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:00 pm

YES

Someone who IS Hub, BUT STILL ISN'T?

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by Movie Martyr on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:15 pm

Nope.

Someone who woke up kind of confused by the changes done to the site?

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Post by Dead Herald on Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:24 pm

Marter wrote:Nope.

Someone who woke up kind of confused by the changes done to the site?

I'm used to this stuff, I'm just mad that it got in the way of my auto-erotic morning routine.

Someone not grossed out by that revelation.

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Post by Wayward on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:21 pm

It takes much worse than that to gross me out, like silverfish. They're icky.

Someone who also hates silverfish?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:41 pm

Fuck bugs of all types, including silverfish.

Someone willing to buy me Shogun 2 Total War?

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Post by Movie Martyr on Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:32 pm

Nope.

Someone who's mad at MLB 11: The Show right now?

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Post by Wayward on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:19 am

It never did anything to me.

Someone who is bored with every game you own right now?

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by Dead Herald on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:08 am

Totally, but only cause I'm bored with life.

Someone who's also bored of life.

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:05 am

Mmm. School kills me.

Somebody who thinks lobsters are cool?

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by Dead Herald on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:19 am

I do! With lemon and butter! Twisted Evil

Someone who thinks sushi is tasty.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:22 am

Nope. Don't like sushi.

Someone who is tired?

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by Dead Herald on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:24 am

I'm tired. Tired of living in California.

Someone who knows a better place I can move.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:25 am

I live in Canada. Therefore, I live in a better place.

Someone who will wish me "sweet dreams" before I go to bed?

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by Dead Herald on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:27 am

sweet dreams, bitch. =P

someone who will do the same for me.

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:28 am

My anus.

Somebody who likes KFC?

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by Movie Martyr on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:29 am

@Herald: In Sucker Punch style: Sweet dreams, motherf*goes silent randomly*

@MilkyFresh: It's okay.

Someone who my Sucker Punch reference made sense to?

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by Dead Herald on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:36 am

I've not seen it, but I think I get the idea.

Someone who thinks fukus and katanas go well together.

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by The Moonbai on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:14 pm

Like bread and butter.

Someone who's smoked weed in the past 48 hours and wants to rub it in my face.

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Re: Guess who's below you

Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:16 pm

Naw, I fucking wish.

Somebody who can hook me up with a FUCKING DEALER?

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Post by The Moonbai on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:21 pm

Could but it's over priced and clear across the globe.


Someone willing to pass this moonchild generous seconds on a spliff.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:46 pm

I'd be willing.

Someone who enjoys an after toke smoke?

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Post by Furburt on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:53 pm

What be that, sailor?

Somebody who enjoys nautical speak when they're stoned?

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Post by The Moonbai on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:56 pm

Aye, she be a good way to stave conversation scurvy.

Someone who's more port than starboard?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:29 pm

@ Furburt

1. Smoke Joint
2. Feel High as a fucking kite.
3. Light Cigarette.
4. Feel fucking amazing.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:30 pm

Yeah, it really really does.

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Post by The Moonbai on Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:31 pm

Kharloth wrote:@ Furburt

1. Smoke Joint
2. Feel High as a fucking kite.
3. Light Cigarette.
4. Feel fucking amazing.
ooohhh right... I do that! Mostly for practicality. Like if I am at work and need to get shit done/

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Post by Movie Martyr on Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:00 am

Someone who's not just coming off general anaesthesia?

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:51 am

Marter wrote:Someone who's not just coming off general anaesthesia?

Hahaha. You'll get better eventually.

Someone who likes purple.

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:29 am

I make it part of me every night

That ain't sexual.

SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT?

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:35 am

What the fuck does that have to do with purple?

Someone who is as confused as I am.

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:36 am

More than one might think

Someone who can think of something silly for me to ask

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Post by Movie Martyr on Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:58 pm

Nope.

Someone who's noticed I'm on a reviewing hiatus?

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:10 pm

Marter wrote:Nope.

Someone who's noticed I'm on a reviewing hiatus?

It has been a while since your last one.

Someone who's noticed I'm on a talent hiatus.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:13 pm

Nah, you've got tons of talent! (And I'm not posting any more until May 1st, just a heads up).

Someone who cares that I'm not posting another review until May 1st?

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Post by Wayward on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:22 am

I care! Your reviews are great, especially when I want to watch a movie but don't know which one to pick. Oh, and I saw Sucker Punch. Got bored about a quarter of the way in, when they jumped from real life to fantasy to fantasy within fantasy they kind of lost me, but I stuck with it and it made sense and by the end of the film I really enjoyed it.

Someone who is happy for me that my month-long dry-spell is finally over?

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Post by Furburt on Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:01 pm

Yaaaaaay!

Someone who knows who this is?


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