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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by PayJ on Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:53 pm

Man I wish that was my back story. Would be super cool to be connected to the Russian mob. Get AK's and fit eastern european ladies and Armoured cars.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:54 pm

That or be a rapper, because you get pretty much the same deal.

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Post by PayJ on Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:55 pm

Haha except you get chav women. Actually some ain't half bad. I shall become a rapper! Stoner Rap? Could it exist?

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:01 pm

Does it need to? Half of current rap seems to be about getting high.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by PayJ on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:04 pm

That's true actually. All the songs I used to listen to as a young teen and I never understood them till I listened to them the other month baked.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:06 pm

When rap's good, it's very good.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by PayJ on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:07 pm

I like old rap. Like fucking 90's. I'll admit I also like Roll Deep but they where just like the first band I ever liked.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:07 pm

Late 80's is the best, I think.

And Q-tip, Q-tip is good.

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Post by PayJ on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:08 pm

Late 80's? by 90's I meant like cypress hill and public enemy(I think) and what not.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by Furburt on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:10 pm





Eric B and Rakim, nigga.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by PayJ on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:31 pm

Haha I love the lyrics of rap. Surprisingly. They make me laugh.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:56 pm

Early 90's all the way bitches. Wu Tang, A Tribe Called Quest and Biggie Smalls.

Rap don't get any better.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by PayJ on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:57 pm


I declare a rap battle!

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:05 pm

I don't know why i'm arguing anyway I love it all.



Still my favourite hip-hop song.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by PayJ on Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:09 pm



Watching it really doesn't have the same effect on your bowels.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:23 pm

Putin was one cool looking dude.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:48 am

Another amendment.
Do the right thing people, play it safe.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:03 pm

I always play it safe, Milky!

When I rape toddlers, I always use a condom!

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:06 pm

Good job!

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:10 pm

When I rape buffalo, I use a toddler.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:11 pm

Gooder job!

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:30 pm

When toddlers rape buffalo, they use me.

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Re: The Constitution of the Advice Clinic

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:55 pm

Dead Herald wrote:"I'm Herald and I love penis"

*flaps hands about like girly faggot*
I lol'd heartily.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:58 pm

Hehehe, Teddy did not appreciate that one bit.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:00 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Hehehe, Teddy did not appreciate that one bit.
I don't think Teddy appreciates anything.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:56 pm

The oppression of the working class?

Ho Ho Ho I jest. Teddy was actually interesting.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:22 pm

Yeah, Teddy was fun.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:27 pm

She just descended into this hole of paranoia & retardedness.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:29 pm

I think somebody may have had a crap influence on her, reinforced the worst things about her personality. But whatever y'know. I don't much dig most of what she says but she's entitled to say it.

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Post by Sik on Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:30 pm

Is this the start of a 'Bring Back Teddy' campaign?



Also 'Bring Back Teddy' sounds like a book that a victim of horrifying child abuse might write.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:36 pm

Nah she's probably better off elsewhere.

Also, wow. Does it ever.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:12 pm

... Has the site's font changed?
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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:16 pm

Looks the same to me

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:26 pm

Oh fuck I shouldn't have eaten that fish!
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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:27 pm

You should always eat fish, no matter what the repercussions. Don't let health and common sense bully you into rejecting seafood.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:08 am

Fuck, I only just realized that I shit outside if I want to is a reference to a Big Black song.

Fuck.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:59 am

Hehe, you silly doof.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:01 am

MILKY, YOU'RE AWAKE!

DASTARDLY NEWS!

TO THE EVIDENCE THREAD!

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