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Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:38 am



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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Furburt on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:40 am

Did they name the tank after him?

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Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:44 am

Furburt wrote:Did they name the tank after him?

Yes they did.

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:48 am

Fine then.

Why did he fuck off and abandon his chapter and the Imperium when he was needed the most?

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:51 am

Kharloth wrote:Fine then.

Why did he fuck off and abandon his chapter and the Imperium when he was needed the most?

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Furburt on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:56 am

Well, any motherfucker who gets a tank named after them is obviously a stone cold badass.


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Post by Furburt on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:04 am

"Well, any motherfucker who gets a tank named after them is obviously a stone cold badass."

-Albert Einstein, July 1935.

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Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:19 am

Furburt wrote:"Well, any motherfucker who gets a tank named after them is obviously a stone cold badass."

-Albert Einstein, July 1935.

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Furburt on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:20 am

Can't argue with the facts.

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Hubilub on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:45 pm

"Can't argue with the facts"

- Socrates, 380 BC.

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Hubilub on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:49 pm

"Yes you can"

- The Roman Inquisition, 1633

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Pararaptor on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:54 pm



Wanna know something cool? Bella Swan, as a newborn vampire, could beat the shit out of anyone in the imperium. Bitch crushes a boulder to dust by tapping it.
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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Hubilub on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:56 pm

So? Nikola Tesla could destroy THE ENTIRE WORLD with a tiny pick-axe

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:35 pm

How tiny are we talking here?
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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Hubilub on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:37 pm

My penis tiny

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Pararaptor on Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:44 pm

You just have a wet patch...
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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Furburt on Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:19 pm

I think Bella losing it and going on a murderous, demented rampage killing every mortal she comes across when she gets turned into a vampire (Has she yet? I don't know) would in itself make something genuinely watchable.

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Pararaptor on Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:23 pm

At the start of the fourth book she becomes one, yes. Because her veins are still full of human blood, she becomes a super-vampire, at least for a few months.

Maybe there's a fanfic out there? We can only hope.
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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:44 pm

Pararaptor wrote:

Wanna know something cool? Bella Swan, as a newborn vampire, could beat the shit out of anyone in the imperium. Bitch crushes a boulder to dust by tapping it.



You may wish to reword that statement...


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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Pararaptor on Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:54 pm

Can't deny the Mary-Sue!
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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:28 pm

Pararaptor wrote:Can't deny the Mary-Sue!



Prepare for your Exterminatus, heretic.

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Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:31 pm

From now on, anything in the forum I deem heretical will be marked as Heresy.

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Pararaptor on Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:36 pm

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:39 pm

I'm sorry, what was that?

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:41 pm

Well that explains a lot.
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Re: Alright bitches...

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:29 pm

Very Happy

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:23 pm

So like, they're your role models?

Okay...

Mum almost walked in on me just then, but with my cat-like reflexes I scrolled down in time. That would have been very awkward.

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Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:28 pm

FUCKING HERETICS!

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Post by Dead Herald on Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:06 pm

Furburt wrote:I think Bella losing it and going on a murderous, demented rampage killing every mortal she comes across when she gets turned into a vampire (Has she yet? I don't know) would in itself make something genuinely watchable.

Does she become a vampire? I mean, in the Twlight world that would only serve to make her even less interesting.

Although I have to admit there's something about Kristen Stewart that makes me want to alternate between punching her in the face and then snogging her for a good 10 minutes before punching her in the face again. Repeat until I get sick of it.

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Post by Dead Herald on Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:07 pm

Pararaptor wrote:Can't deny the Mary-Sue!

As much as hate that terminology, it's blatantly true here.

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Hubilub on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:01 pm

Hey Xandus.

I TURNED EVERYTHING AGAINST YOU

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Re: Alright bitches...

Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:05 pm

Hub, you have fucked around with me for too long. You have moved threads to my forum, messed up my forum's vote system, replaced my posts with porn and now have changed my avatar.

It's time to kick some ass.


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Post by Hubilub on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:06 pm

Hey now! I know nothing about no porn!

You may still kick my ass though.

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Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:13 pm



Hehehe...

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Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:28 pm

Why the fuck is everything in Japanese?

Return the site to normal Hub, or I will tell all your viking brethren you're a weeaboo.

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Post by Hubilub on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:34 pm

I don't see anything wrong with the site. It's all in English.

Must be a problem only you have. I wonder if an admin could help you out... They probably know a thing or two about such things!

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Post by Xandy on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:41 pm

YOU BASTARD.

I get it. You made it so only I see the site in Japanese.

MOTHERFUCKER.

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