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Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:50 pm

Let the flowers die,
let the candy rot,
stop ringing my doorbell,
I'm busy smoking pot.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Dead Herald on Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:52 pm

May I suggest drinking heavily?

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:54 pm

But I'm smoking...then I think I'll take a nap.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Furburt on Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:55 pm

Gah, fuck Valentines day.

My parents remain eternally glad that their anniversary is the day after Valentines day.

A smooth little fuck you to this pointless tradition.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:57 pm

Furburt wrote:fuck Valentines day.
My thoughts exactly.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Furburt on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:04 pm

Did you do that poem yourself, by the way? It's very good.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Dead Herald on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:08 pm

It's a day crafted to sell overpriced flowers, candies, jewelry and steak dinners.

I would think that if you really loved someone, you would treat everyday as special and such platitudes would not be necessary.

I mean, sure it's nice to give someone you care about a gift or take them somewhere special. But is it the same if you feel obligated to do it?

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by PayJ on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:12 pm

If my parents weren't so pissed about my weed atm I'd be smoking loads for valentines day.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Guest on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:13 pm

Furburt wrote:Gah, fuck Valentines day.

My parents remain eternally glad that their anniversary is the day after Valentines day.

A smooth little fuck you to this pointless tradition.
I was born on the same day as your parent's anniversary.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:17 pm

Furburt wrote:Did you do that poem yourself, by the way? It's very good.
Yes. Really? Thanks. It took about two seconds to come up with.

Dead Herald LXI wrote:It's a day crafted to sell overpriced flowers, candies, jewelry and steak dinners.

I would think that if you really loved someone, you would treat everyday as special and such platitudes would not be necessary.

I mean, sure it's nice to give someone you care about a gift or take them somewhere special. But is it the same if you feel obligated to do it?
You pretty much hit the nail on the head, there.

PayJ567 wrote:If my parents weren't so pissed about my weed atm I'd be smoking loads for valentines day.
Ah, that sucks, man. Can you go somewhere to smoke it where they won't catch you?
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Furburt wrote:Gah, fuck Valentines day.

My parents remain eternally glad that their anniversary is the day after Valentines day.

A smooth little fuck you to this pointless tradition.
I was born on the same day as your parent's anniversary.
XD
In case I'm not on this forum tomorrow, happy Eighteenth in advance! Is eighteen a milestone where you live?

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Guest on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:22 pm

Wayward wrote:
Demented Teddy wrote:I was born on the same day as your parent's anniversary.
XD
In case I'm not on this forum tomorrow, happy Eighteenth in advance! Is eighteen a milestone where you live?
It's the legal drinking age and the age one must be to purchase cigarettes, so, it's the milestone of reaching adulthood.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Dead Herald on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:23 pm

Demented Teddy wrote:
Wayward wrote:
Demented Teddy wrote:I was born on the same day as your parent's anniversary.
XD
In case I'm not on this forum tomorrow, happy Eighteenth in advance! Is eighteen a milestone where you live?
It's the legal drinking age and the age one must be to purchase cigarettes, so, it's the milestone of reaching adulthood.

Over here, it means having sex with you is not punishable by jail time. >D

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Dok Zombie on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:24 pm

Well I was trying to decide whether or not to skin up tonight, but you guys have convinced me.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by PayJ on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:24 pm

Wayward wrote:
PayJ567 wrote:If my parents weren't so pissed about my weed atm I'd be smoking loads for valentines day.
Ah, that sucks, man. Can you go somewhere to smoke it where they won't catch you?
I got nothing on me. Not risking going out and picking up. I'll get some soon though.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:29 pm

Demented Teddy wrote:
Wayward wrote:
In case I'm not on this forum tomorrow, happy Eighteenth in advance! Is eighteen a milestone where you live?
It's the legal drinking age and the age one must be to purchase cigarettes, so, it's the milestone of reaching adulthood.
In that case, good luck with adulthood! I hope you do better being an adult than I have so far, though that's setting the bar pretty low.

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Demented Teddy wrote:It's the legal drinking age and the age one must
be to purchase cigarettes, so, it's the milestone of reaching
adulthood.
Over here, it means having sex with you is not punishable by jail time. >D
You are a dirty, dirty man.

Dok Zombie wrote:Well I was trying to decide whether or not to skin up tonight, but you guys have convinced me.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:31 pm

PayJ567 wrote:I got nothing on me. Not risking going out and picking up. I'll get some soon though.
I'll smoke some in your honor; does that help? Very Happy

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by reg42 on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:32 pm

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Demented Teddy wrote:
Wayward wrote:
Demented Teddy wrote:I was born on the same day as your parent's anniversary.
XD
In case I'm not on this forum tomorrow, happy Eighteenth in advance! Is eighteen a milestone where you live?
It's the legal drinking age and the age one must be to purchase cigarettes, so, it's the milestone of reaching adulthood.

Over here, it means having sex with you is not punishable by jail time. >D
Here that happens at 16.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Dead Herald on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:36 pm

Wayward wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Demented Teddy wrote:It's the legal drinking age and the age one must
be to purchase cigarettes, so, it's the milestone of reaching
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Over here, it means having sex with you is not punishable by jail time. >D
You are a dirty, dirty man.

Nothing I said there wasn't completely true.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:56 pm

Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Wayward wrote:You are a dirty, dirty man.

Nothing I said there wasn't completely true.
Truth and dirtiness are not mutually exclusive.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Guest on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:21 am

So far, my Valentine's Day has been spent mostly looking at turians and brutally murdering people.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:26 am

Tellmeimaninja wrote:So far, my Valentine's Day has been spent mostly looking at turians and brutally murdering people.
Awesome way to spend a totally bullshit holiday.

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Post by Dead Herald on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:34 am

Wayward wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Wayward wrote:You are a dirty, dirty man.

Nothing I said there wasn't completely true.
Truth and dirtiness are not mutually exclusive.

If you're looking for a gasping insulted reaction, you should try someone else. =P

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Furburt on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:37 am

*gasping insulted reaction*


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Re: Happy Valentine's Day Poem!

Post by Wayward on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:41 am

Dead Herald LXI wrote:If you're looking for a gasping insulted reaction, you should try someone else. =P
Oh, I was just teasing you, dearie.

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