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Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:07 pm

Okay, thanks.

















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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:12 pm

Is there meant to be a video or an image of some description?

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Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:14 pm

Nope. I just wanted your attention for a moment.

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Post by Irridium on Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:53 am

Jokes on you, my attention is worthless!

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:22 am

You'll always have my attention Keiron.
Always...
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Post by miracleofsound on Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:01 am

Dammit. I fell for the trolling! Damn you Very Happy

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Re: Your attention, please

Post by Hubilub on Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:15 pm



Not pleased.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:24 pm

BANANA'd!!!!


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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:22 pm

Pararaptor wrote:You'll always have my attention Keiron.
Always...




And that's right everyone, you just got banana'd.





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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:58 pm

Hubilub wrote:

Not pleased.


Seconded.

dear god i'm fucking creepy

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Post by Wayward on Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:08 pm

In other news...

Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!

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Post by Nectarium on Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:26 am



Random!
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Post by Furburt on Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:29 am

Nectarium wrote:

Random!

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:56 pm

Unabletothinkofname wrote:
Hubilub wrote:

Not pleased.


Seconded.

dear god i'm fucking creepy



Problem, guys?

Also, take note of the artsy positioning, and the subtle inclusion of my pathetic games collection in the background.

Marvelous!

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Post by reg42 on Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:24 pm

You look like a young Ozzy Osbourne.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:04 pm

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Post by PayJ on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:06 pm

Wow kharloth you have a weird looking nose.... OH GAWD!

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Post by reg42 on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:08 pm

This thread needs less penis.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:09 pm

Just lovely.

Get that filth outta my thread!

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:10 pm



Fine then, have it your way Reg.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:15 pm

Le gasp pornographic images not in the zone. I feel woozy.

*Swoon*

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Post by Terria on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:25 pm

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:39 pm

reg42 wrote:You look like a young Ozzy Osbourne.

Me?

Hmm, I kinda do. At least in that pic. Yay?

AND AT LEAST SPOILER THOSE PICTURES KHARLOTH

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:44 pm

I don't know how

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Post by reg42 on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:49 pm

Kharloth wrote:Fine then, have it your way Reg.
Approval

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Post by Furburt on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:57 pm

Ooh, porn.

Yep, further evidence I'm a shit moderator.

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Post by Xandy on Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:20 am

Pron is gone, thanks to me.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:42 am

Did I miss the porn?
WHERE ELSE WILL I FIND PORN ON THE INTERNET.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:55 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Did I miss the porn?
WHERE ELSE WILL I FIND PORN ON THE INTERNET.
Nowhere.

Xandus deleted it. All of it.

Kill him now!

Thankfully, I have replenished it all. Xandus forgot to empty the recycle bin. ^_^

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Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:04 am

There was porn? Why did no one tell me?!

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Post by Salarian Spy on Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:06 pm

http://tinyurl.com/5rtjhta

what is this i don't even

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Post by Furburt on Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:10 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Did I miss the porn?
WHERE ELSE WILL I FIND PORN ON THE INTERNET.

You wouldn't have liked it.
Wayward wrote:There was porn? Why did no one tell me?!
You would have.
Duquesne wrote:http://tinyurl.com/5rtjhta

what is this i don't even

Boy, am I ever glad I had safesearch on!

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Post by Wayward on Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:01 pm

Furburt wrote:
MilkyFresh wrote:Did I miss the porn?
WHERE ELSE WILL I FIND PORN ON THE INTERNET.

You wouldn't have liked it.
Wayward wrote:There was porn? Why did no one tell me?!
You would have.
Oh, really?
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Post by Furburt on Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:13 pm

Wayward wrote:
Oh, really?

Well, it involved male genitalia.
Apparently, you ladies are into that stuff.

You'd have enjoyed it more than us, anyway.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:54 pm

YOU ENJOY WHAT?

EUGH!

Women are more disguisting than I first thought!

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Post by Furburt on Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:56 pm

I know!

It's like all women are gay, or something.

Doesn't bear thinking about.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:59 pm

I mean, they're up to their neck in muck cleaning kitchens and bathrooms, and they're always carving up raw meat and burning it lightly, and then they're painting their faces and wearing pretend hair and pretend nails and stupid shoes with buttresses on their heels and then they're wandering around being attracted to men?

EUGH!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:33 am

It's like a cult or something.

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Re: Your attention, please

Post by Wayward on Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:12 am

Furburt wrote:
Wayward wrote:
Oh, really?

Well, it involved male genitalia.
Apparently, you ladies are into that stuff.

You'd have enjoyed it more than us, anyway.
Depends on the male, and on the genitalia.

GrinningManiac wrote:YOU ENJOY WHAT?

EUGH!

Women are more disguisting than I first thought!
Men are gross, too. As an example, may I cite the inordinate number of times a guy told me that my scar-riddled pussy is sexy. They're either sick or lying, and either way my response is, "Shut up and lick it, fucker!"

Furburt wrote:I know!

It's like all women are gay, or something.

Doesn't bear thinking about.
I can't speak for other women, but I'm only half-dyke, thank you.

GrinningManiac wrote:I mean, they're up to their neck in muck cleaning kitchens and bathrooms, and they're always carving up raw meat and burning it lightly, and then they're painting their faces and wearing pretend hair and pretend nails and stupid shoes with buttresses on their heels and then they're wandering around being attracted to men?

EUGH!
You forgot about herring-bone corsets.

MilkyFresh wrote:It's like a cult or something.
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the woman-cult.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:19 am

Wayward wrote:
GrinningManiac wrote:YOU ENJOY WHAT?

EUGH!

Women are more disguisting than I first thought!
Men are gross, too. As an example, may I cite the inordinate number of times a guy told me that my scar-riddled pussy is sexy. They're either sick or lying, and either way my response is, "Shut up and lick it, fucker!"
I don't mean to be vulgar or invasive, but I actually do. Scar-riddled pussy? You can tell me, the end of my cock is one big scar (circumcised), and that's a really interesting thing to say if you don't expect people to question it.

I'll probably regret asking this if you were just a sad, gender confused teenager, but I'm kind of hoping it was from some cool accident.

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