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Post by Movie Martyr on Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:27 am

If you are ever making a movie, this is exactly the standard of quality that you should strive for:



Study it very carefully. And yes, this did come from an actual movie. Please learn from it, revel in its beauty, and remember, that this is the new gold standard in writing.

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Post by reg42 on Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:50 pm

The gold standard in writing is a letter to a university?

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1-2-1-2-3-4/Noinch, noinch, noinch/Smokin' weed/Smokin' wiz/Doin' coke/Drinkin' beers/Drinkin' beers, beers, beers

Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts/Who smokes the blunts/We smoke the blunts/Rollin' blunts and smokin...

Oh, let me get a nickle bag

15 bucks little man/Put that shit in my hand/If that money doesn't show/Then you owe me owe me owe

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Post by Movie Martyr on Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:54 pm

reg42 wrote:The gold standard in writing is a letter to a university?
This was actually a screencap from a movie, and if you look closely, it's very, very good writing.

There may or may not be sarcasm in both this, and the opening post.

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Post by Wayward on Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:33 pm

I only see one major error in that letter, and it's like the writer started one sentence, then lost interest in it and started another. Is that what you're referring to?

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:46 pm

I must say, that decision does sound awesome.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:49 pm

Wayward wrote:I only see one major error in that letter, and it's like the writer started one sentence, then lost interest in it and started another. Is that what you're referring to?
That, and the error with the comma near the beginning of the second paragraph.

Also, to quote my friend:
Although honestly, I think my favourite part is "AS AWESOME AS IT MAY SOUND...!", like these kids are all lining up for The Institute of Free Pudding and Blowjobs. Following that, "may very well have an impact" suggests spending thousands of dollars and several years at their university could help you out in some way... but then again, it might not.

I think he put it best. Smile

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