ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

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ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Vaultie on Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:10 am

Copyright 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
ZORK is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 88 / Serial Number 840726

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

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Well, I rolled Jesse Helms like a cigarette!
And smoked him higher than the highest of the minarets!
Jesse James couldn't even handle it,
Started looking at me like I was Sanskrit!

'Cause in the great shining path of the great monster trucks,
There's no such thing as beginner's luck!
I'm the Dirty Dozen for the price of one!
Get it while it's hot, goin', goin', goin', gone!

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Re: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Furburt on Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:26 pm

>Open mailbox

(NOSTALGIA)

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Re: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Vaultie on Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:25 am

Opening the mailbox reveals a leaflet.

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Well, I rolled Jesse Helms like a cigarette!
And smoked him higher than the highest of the minarets!
Jesse James couldn't even handle it,
Started looking at me like I was Sanskrit!

'Cause in the great shining path of the great monster trucks,
There's no such thing as beginner's luck!
I'm the Dirty Dozen for the price of one!
Get it while it's hot, goin', goin', goin', gone!

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Re: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Furburt on Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:04 pm

>Get leaflet

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Re: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Unabletothinkofname on Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:33 pm

>East

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Re: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Xandy on Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:05 am

>Eat leaflet

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Re: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Furburt on Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:45 am

>Force the pig into the car, force the pig to drive!

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Re: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:05 am

>Eat self

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Re: ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:45 am

>Masturbate with said pig

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