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Badverts N21

Post by Fniff on Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:08 am



Problems.

1: What. The. Hell. Is. Staring. At. ME? It's so...Creepy.
2: Listen, advertisers, saying that it is free means nothing nowadays. Evony is technically free, and your service is also technically free. Saying two times that it is "FREE!" is just going to reinforce the fact that saying "It's Free!" in an advert means that it's spyware and will leech off your funds.
3: Seriously, that baby is creeping me out. It's not even a baby, it's...Something. Something less then man. Something less then a parasite. Probably a web advertiser, I guess.*
4: The woman looks like she is trying to hide her fear for whatever reason. Hmm. That's...Probably really bad.

*No harm meant to advertisers, you guys are alright. I like good adverts as much as the next guy, and if there weren't good adverts out there I would just call this Badverts. Also, my dad was an advertiser previously. So yeah.

Now, a special addition!

How to make a terrible advert.

Step 1: Think up an idea. How shall it be terrible? Shall it be creepy, have a stupid tagline, be an advert for Evony, or possibly go by the old standard of being just goddamn terrible.
Step 2: Find a stupid product. By this point, you should remove all dignity or self-respect you may have. It will only annoy you as time goes on as an advertiser. Stupid product ideas: Anyone who uses Professional (Name) as their title, anything that has the words "Sexy", "Love", "Chinese Girls", "Ukraine Girls" and/or "XXX", something trying to be hip and cool (A good indicator is anything using "OMG!") and/or Evony.
Step 3: Release the advert. Prepare Inbox for death threats.
Step 4: Commit suicide by hanging/shooting/falling and/or drowning.*

*I am also sorry if this caused offense.

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Re: Badverts N21

Post by GrinningManiac on Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:11 pm

IT'S BABY HITLER

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Re: Badverts N21

Post by Hubilub on Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:55 am

"Make a baby! It's free!"

As opposed to... what? Paying to make a baby? How many people go to prostitutes for that purpose?

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Re: Badverts N21

Post by Furburt on Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:06 pm

Hubilub wrote:"Make a baby! It's free!"

As opposed to... what? Paying to make a baby? How many people go to prostitutes for that purpose?

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Re: Badverts N21

Post by GrinningManiac on Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:39 pm

The guy in the advert is from Furb's avatar!

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