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Post by Fniff on Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:08 pm



PROBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS! To spruce up this advert, I have decided to put it how I would react if this happened.

Fniff: Um...Who are you?
CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Your best buddy!
Fniff: What? I have never heard of you! Who the hell are you?
CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: I watch you sleep at night.
Fniff: Nevermind. Wait, if you did have a crush on me and didn't tell me, why the hell are you pestering me on this site? It's a goddamn site dedicated for people who want to declare crushes! Why did we spend hours of talking when you could have just said!? Wait, why do you have a crush on me!? I don't know you! Who the hell are you?
CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: My love for you is endless!
Fniff: What? Wait a second...Why did you say I'll be freaked out?
CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Oh, I am Nya'Lakokc, Vomiting Laughing Death God Of The Second Realm.
CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Hey? Hello?
Fniff: Sorry about that, had to flip my "Days since encountering Lovecraftian Entities" poster back to zero.
CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Oh, OK then. So, will you marry me?
Fniff: Frak yourself, Chaos God!
Fniff has gone offline.
Fniff has changed mood to: Mad Utter Belief In The Holy Emperor And Utter Hatred Towards Chaos.
CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Goddammit, and it could have gone so well. Hey, wait. I am not a Chao God...I think. I think I'll ask a friend. Wait, I don't have any... I am so lonely...

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Re: Badverts N20

Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:12 pm

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Sure, Warhammer can be extremely nerdy and sometimes incredibly unoriginal with its source material and canon...but DAMN if the Chaos Gods didn't come up with some fun things to shout at people

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Re: Badverts N20

Post by Fniff on Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:31 pm

GrinningManiac wrote:BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Sure, Warhammer can be extremely nerdy and sometimes incredibly unoriginal with its source material and canon...but DAMN if the Chaos Gods didn't come up with some fun things to shout at people

Eh, Chaos gods are a little too squishy for my manner. I'd personally love shouting "FOR THE EMPEROR!" or maybe "WAAAGH!"

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Re: Badverts N20

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:45 pm

The blood angel's death company battle cry of

"RARAGRRGGGARRAAARRRGGH!!!"

always brought a tear to my eye.

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Re: Badverts N20

Post by Furburt on Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:59 pm

Well, at least the spelling is mostly correct.

I've seriously seen ones which were just "WANT FUKC NOW"

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Re: Badverts N20

Post by Terria on Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:18 pm

"Hey, we're both in Glasgow and I'm horny. Let's meet up!"

I'm not in Glasgow, you daft cyberbitch.

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Re: Badverts N20

Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:43 pm

I like it when they guess

"Hot Girls in Oxfordshire!"

Not even close

"XXX in Milton Keynes!"

Close, but no.

"SEX TONIGHT in Northampton!"

DING DING DING we have a winner!

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:06 pm

"Hot girls in Cavan"

Heh, there hasn't been a hot girl in Cavan since they stopped burning witches.

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