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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:47 pm

Tellmeimaninja wrote:Why doesn't anybody ever try to stab me? It's always "Burn it! Burn the ugly son-of-a-bitch!" They never stab me. It makes me sad.

I think anything that we could do to you would be minor in the comparison to the idea that you fuck lizards and happily admit to it.

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:56 pm

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Tellmeimaninja wrote:Why doesn't anybody ever try to stab me? It's always "Burn it! Burn the ugly son-of-a-bitch!" They never stab me. It makes me sad.

I think anything that we could do to you would be minor in the comparison to the idea that you fuck lizards and happily admit to it.
Admit to it? I proudly declare it! I shout it to the motherfucking heavens! I call up Zeus and shout it in his ear!

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:58 pm

And that is why we make fun of you.

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:59 pm

Well, I have turians, so I guess I'm the real winner here!

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:00 pm

Tellmeimaninja wrote:Well, I have turians, so I guess I'm the real winner here!

But even if you win, you still fuck lizards.

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:08 pm

Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:Well, I have turians, so I guess I'm the real winner here!

But even if you win, you still fuck lizards.

You say it like it's supposed to be insulting.

I take great pride in my turian-sexing. It's an art, and I am an artist, only I actually have money.

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:18 pm

Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:Well, I have turians, so I guess I'm the real winner here!

But even if you win, you still fuck lizards.

You say it like it's supposed to be insulting.

I take great pride in my turian-sexing. It's an art, and I am an artist, only I actually have money.

Which makes it all the more worth it when I cut you to pieces for it. After all, weaving insults is something I take great pride in.

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:25 pm

Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:Well, I have turians, so I guess I'm the real winner here!

But even if you win, you still fuck lizards.

You say it like it's supposed to be insulting.

I take great pride in my turian-sexing. It's an art, and I am an artist, only I actually have money.

Which makes it all the more worth it when I cut you to pieces for it. After all, weaving insults is something I take great pride in.

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:28 pm

Tellmeimaninja wrote:Your art relies on the weakness of others!

Problem for you is: I'm so stupid and/or I care so little that your "Art" is useless!

What do you think a fencer practices? You claim to have no weakness, yet you keep running straight into the blade.

I suppose I could make a joke about your bovine-esque fighting style at this point, but that's just too predictable.

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:32 pm

Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:Your art relies on the weakness of others!

Problem for you is: I'm so stupid and/or I care so little that your "Art" is useless!

What do you think a fencer practices? You claim to have no weakness, yet you keep running straight into the blade.

I suppose I could make a joke about your bovine-esque fighting style at this point, but that's just too predictable.

This is a fight? We're fighting.

Well, then!

Grr!

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:38 pm

No, I don't think so. A fight would indicate that both participants have some level of opportunity to emerge victorious. The mismatch here is painfully obvious so let's just call it an ass-kicking and move on.

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:38 pm

Sweet, sweet victory.

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:41 pm

Tellmeimaninja wrote:Sweet, sweet victory.

I know, maybe someday you'll get to taste it.

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:45 pm

Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:Sweet, sweet victory.

I know, maybe someday you'll get to taste it.

Is it difficult to type with your HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS?!

OH

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:49 pm

Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:Sweet, sweet victory.

I know, maybe someday you'll get to taste it.

Is it difficult to type with your HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS?!

OH

SO CLEVER

You seem to manage it fairly well, I'll just use you as a reference in case I'm asked that in the future.

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:54 pm

Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:Sweet, sweet victory.

I know, maybe someday you'll get to taste it.

Is it difficult to type with your HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS?!

OH

SO CLEVER

You seem to manage it fairly well, I'll just use you as a reference in case I'm asked that in the future.
Neat.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:45 am

So....

Turians.

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Post by Dead Herald on Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:47 am

Furburt wrote:So....

Turians.

I just don't swing that way.

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:51 am

Furburt wrote:So....

Turians.

Oh! Turians! I fuckin' love those!

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Post by Dead Herald on Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:58 am

Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Furburt wrote:So....

Turians.

Oh! Turians! I fuckin' love those!

Yes, we all know that. In the butt, with your dick. It's gotten you banned from every pet shop in the country.

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:01 am

Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Furburt wrote:So....

Turians.

Oh! Turians! I fuckin' love those!

Yes, we all know that. In the butt, with your dick. It's gotten you banned from every pet shop in the country.

Definitelolz

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Post by Dead Herald on Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:05 am

Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Furburt wrote:So....

Turians.

Oh! Turians! I fuckin' love those!

Yes, we all know that. In the butt, with your dick. It's gotten you banned from every pet shop in the country.

Definitelolz

At least you can admit it, that's the first step to recovery.

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:07 am

Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Dead Herald LXI wrote:
Tellmeimaninja wrote:
Furburt wrote:So....

Turians.

Oh! Turians! I fuckin' love those!

Yes, we all know that. In the butt, with your dick. It's gotten you banned from every pet shop in the country.

Definitelolz

At least you can admit it, that's the first step to recovery.
Do any of the steps involve force feeding you your own eyes? If not, then they do now.

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Post by Xandy on Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:24 pm

Will you have sex with me for money?

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Post by The Moonbai on Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:17 pm

I need some real opinion on the whole election situation. and a full one at that. cuz i outght to know more than i do.

SO tedz, you're the person of choice for it:

What's gooooin on in the govt, srsly?

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:26 am

Teddy, why do you need so much attention?

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:56 am

The Moonbai wrote:I need some real opinion on the whole election situation. and a full one at that. cuz i outght to know more than i do.

SO tedz, you're the person of choice for it:

What's gooooin on in the govt, srsly?

Fine Gael nearly managed to form a majority government, however, they fell short by about seven seats, so now they need to form a coalition with Labour.

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Post by The Moonbai on Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:40 pm

That's exactly what I HAVE learned from the radio.


It's the actual implications of this that escape me.
Promises made seem to be more about putting the oppositions down rather than bolstering their own rep.

Frankly, I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them and dail is full of heavy-set types.

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:33 pm

Despite my self-education in political ideology I am actually rather ignorant in political current affairs, a situation I hope to correct soon.

I voted Fine Gael because they seemed the most sincere to me.

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Post by Alkaline on Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:53 pm

Demented Teddy wrote:I am actually rather ignorant in political current affairs, a situation I hope to correct soon.

Hehehe, I know the feeling. >_>

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:28 pm

Demented Teddy wrote:Despite my self-education in political ideology I am actually rather ignorant in political current affairs, a situation I hope to correct soon.

I voted Fine Gael because they seemed the most sincere to me.

US politics is fucking nonsense now. I just assume ignore it until the Obama-Rama goes away.

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:28 pm

FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!

WE BE SO PROGRESSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:31 pm

Demented Teddy wrote:FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!

WE BE SO PROGRESSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, so progressive... Of course the man is fucking clueless and has no business being a head of state because he's never run anything in his life. But he's not an old, white male so he must be leading us to the promised land, right?

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Post by Guest on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:32 pm

I bet most of the black population voted him in because he was black.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:35 pm

Demented Teddy wrote:I bet most of the black population voted him in because he was black.

Duh...A good number of them thought they were gonna get 40 acres and a mule the day after he was inaugurated, or just money. That's part of the problem with the US. Seems everyone here wants something for nothing.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:28 pm

If I was a yank, I would of voted for Obama, if only so that caribou barbie didn't become vice president, and god forbid president if McCain's ticker gave out before his term was up.

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Post by reg42 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:42 pm

Demented Teddy wrote:I bet most of the black population voted him in because he was black.
Heh, he's not even considered black by our country's race definitions.

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Post by Dead Herald on Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:55 pm

Kharloth wrote:If I was a yank, I would of voted for Obama, if only so that caribou barbie didn't become vice president, and god forbid president if McCain's ticker gave out before his term was up.

That's a really idiotic reason to vote for someone.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:03 pm

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Kharloth wrote:If I was a yank, I would of voted for Obama, if only so that caribou barbie didn't become vice president, and god forbid president if McCain's ticker gave out before his term was up.

That's a really idiotic reason to vote for someone.
How?

Seems perfectly reasonable to me to vote against someone because they have a crazy fundamentalist running for being the second most powerful person in the nation.

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:05 pm

Frankly, I think Hilary should have won.

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