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Post by Terria on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:45 pm

It's an ok search engine. Not as good as Google, but worth checking out.

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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by Movie Martyr on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:54 pm

I never use it. Google and (sometimes) Altavista are the ones I use.

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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by SnootyJuggaloman on Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:36 am

Oh ho ho i see what you did there..you clever bastard.

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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by Furburt on Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:00 pm

Wow, it's 1999 all over again!

Quick, we've got to warn Osama Bin Laden! He's in great danger!

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Post by Megan on Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:10 pm

I've hated Jeeves ever since he told me cheese is bad for you.
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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by Irridium on Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:29 pm

meganmeave wrote:I've hated Jeeves ever since he told me cheese is bad for you.

That bitch!
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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by Megan on Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:26 pm

Irridium wrote:
meganmeave wrote:I've hated Jeeves ever since he told me cheese is bad for you.

That bitch!
I know. The internet can be so cruel.
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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by Furburt on Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:28 am

How little does it care?

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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by The Moonbai on Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:42 am

Old college mates of mine looked to ol Jeeves for guidance way back when.

They asked 'Where are my keys'
Pages to do with kitchens came up. Lo' and behold. Keys were in the kitchen.


They called it a religion thusly.

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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun May 29, 2011 9:49 am

Jeeves gave me AIDS

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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by Terria on Sun May 29, 2011 10:50 am

Furburt wrote:Wow, it's 1999 all over again!

Quick, we've got to warn Osama Bin Laden! He's in great danger!
Did you accidentally predict Osama's death?


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Re: Ask Jeeves

Post by Furburt on Sun May 29, 2011 8:29 pm

Holy fuck I'm amazing.

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