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Post by reg42 on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:06 pm

Moenie jou Hindi-taal praat! I love just throwing Afrikaans into a conversation. It's a pity I can't speak it for shit.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:09 pm

reg42 wrote:Moenie jou Hindi-taal praat! I love just throwing Afrikaans into a conversation. It's a pity I can't speak it for shit.
"Meanie you Hindi - tall prat?" ... that's not very nice!

anywho...

Yiddish is a godsend - all the words are memorable little phrases

"You shmuck!"
"Oy..." *facepalm*

I also adopted the Irish "feck" and the Arabic "Inshallah" and now I cannot not use them

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Post by reg42 on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:11 pm

Haha good try.

Moenie jou Hindi-taal praat! - Don't speak your Hindi-language!

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Post by Furburt on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:11 pm

Well, I know Gabriel continually throws Russian into conversations, but that's mainly because he's in love with the heavy.



No, the other one.

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Post by reg42 on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:13 pm

You are loose cannon, sandvich, but are damn good cop!

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:15 pm

People used to think I spoke Russian

Why?

Becuase I worked out how it sounded, simply by googling the phonetic alphabet, learning a few Russian placenames and devoutly watching Hunt for Red October (kickass main theme)

Thus, they go "Da svidanya, Ruski pazareski istaakovitch!"

And I respond with "Da, Brestrashna. Ti Plivee, Gordest Sayveray. Ashtraken, revolutskiya astanoivich, ee preeboy"

They genuinely thought I spoke the damn thing, simply because I could pass off Russian gibberish better than their pitiful "-ivitch, -sky" nonsense

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Aprenderé a bailar salsa y nada detendrá me. 对不起我的中文不好,对不起我不知道你说什么。
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Post by Furburt on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:16 pm

You are cop sandvich, cannon, but are damn loose!

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:17 pm

Cop you cannon, sandvich good but, loose damn are

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Post by Furburt on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:18 pm

I once managed to convince someone in my school I spoke Japanese by saying loads of place names and last names over and over.

"Hokkaido edo kurinobu kiriyama!"

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:26 pm

My friends are learning Mandarin

I help them out by telling them that every other sentence they try to decipher is something along the lines of "ALL HAIL THE CHAIRMAN"

When one of them (for some reason) asked me how to say "What time do I get up in the morning?" "At 3 O'clock" , I told him thusly:

John - "HAIL, COMRADE. WHICH GLORIOUS HOUR HAS BEEN DECREED BY THE CHAIRMAN AS THE CHAIRMAN'S DECREED MOMENT OF RISING?"
Mary - "COMRADE, HAIL - IT IS THE DECREED MOMENT WHEN WE BEGIN WORK AS DECREED BY THE GLORIOUS CHAIRMAN"
All (including passersby) - ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS CHAIRMAN AND HIS GLORIOUS DECLERATIONS AS DECLARED IN THE DECLARATIONS OF THE GLORIOUS CHAIRMAN. HAIL!

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Post by Guest on Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:48 am

I has a real question!

How do I get a daschund to stop jumping off furniture like a damned paratrooper and fucking up his back and costing me mucho dinero (You don't speak spanish, Spellcheck? Shame!) and also worry sick over his lil sweet self?

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Post by Dead Herald on Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:02 am

Furburt wrote:I once managed to convince someone in my school I spoke Japanese by saying loads of place names and last names over and over.

"Hokkaido edo kurinobu kiriyama!"

Ohayo!

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Post by Wayward on Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:14 am

Swollen Goat wrote:I has a real question!

How do I get a daschund to stop jumping off furniture like a damned paratrooper and fucking up his back and costing me mucho dinero (You don't speak spanish, Spellcheck? Shame!) and also worry sick over his lil sweet self?
If I may field this one?
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Safety first: start by interrupting the behavior. When he looks like he's going to jump off the furniture, distract him. Loud, short noises usually work well for this. This should give you a chance to get to him before he jumps and get him down in a way that won't hurt his back.
The next thing to do is teach him to get off the furniture safely. When he's on the furniture, put a piece of dry dog food or a small treat in your hand (close your fingers around it / make a fist so it's hidden) and let him sniff it. Then use your hand (with the food/treat in it) to lure him off the furniture slowly and safely. Keep him interested in it - if his nose leaves your hand, stop and try again in a few seconds. Once he's got four paws on the floor, open your hand and give him the food/treat. Praise him. Repeat this exercise for 5 - 10 minutes a day for a few days or until he is confidently following your lure hand to the floor in a manner that does not resemble a damned paratrooper. (Note: if he is succeeding less than nine out of ten times, go back to a simpler version of the exercise and work that until his success rate increases to about 90%.) Now, any time he looks like he's about to jump off the furniture like the aforementioned paratrooper doomed to damnation, go over to him before he jumps and lure him down safely. At this point, whenever he feels the urge to jump off the furniture, he may look to you for a treat. This is good, as it will interrupt the unwanted jumping behavior. If he doesn't do this, that's okay. Just keep working with him on practicing a safe descent that won't hurt his back. Next, fade out the food/treats. A good way to remember how to do this is: think jackpot, not vending machine. When he does it right, reward with varied intensity. Sometimes he will get food, sometimes he will just get praise. Sometimes he will get food and enthusiastic praise. Keep it random and inconsistent. This way, he knows that something good is going to happen if he gets off the furniture the right way, but he won't always expect food. Over time, you can fade out the food rewards entirely. If he doesn't respond to bits of food or small treats, you can substitute one of his favorite toys or something else he likes and will follow with his nose as you lure him off the furniture.

Or, you know, just teach him not to go on the furniture in the first place.

Edit: How do I change the color of the text in my spoiler? It's white, as is the background. Just looks like a whole bunch of nothing.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:56 am

[color=black seems to work. You have to close it up though, obviously.

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Post by Wayward on Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:00 pm

...and I didn't even have to edit it.

Thanks, doll!

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:38 pm

What wayward said.

My dog isn't allowed on the furniture - so that solves that.

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:24 am

Wayward wrote:Useful advice? On my Mellow Leprechauns? It's more likely than you think!

Wow, thanks! Are you the Dog Whisperer? That training technique should work on him, he's already leery of being a canine cannonball after hurting himself so we've got a head start. I can't keep him off the furniture though. How could I cuddle him?

DAWW:

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Post by Furburt on Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:27 am

D'awww.

This thread is now for posting your pets.





Mine.

Sorry Maniac!

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:30 am

D'AAWWWW

It looks like your dog is sitting in front of a heat lamp.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:32 am

She was sitting in front of a kerosene heater at the time.

I'll never understand why beasts covered in hair desire warmth so much.

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Post by Wayward on Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:50 am

Swollen Goat wrote:
Wayward wrote:Useful advice? On my Mellow Leprechauns? It's more likely than you think!

Wow, thanks! Are you the Dog Whisperer? That training technique should work on him, he's already leery of being a canine cannonball after hurting himself so we've got a head start. I can't keep him off the furniture though. How could I cuddle him?

DAWW:
I'm not Caesar Milan, no. I did get a dog training certification in 2009, but I haven't done anything with it. Happy to have the refresher while coming up with that plan, let me know how it works. If it needs to be tweaked I can hit my books for more ideas.
Your dog is hypnotically cute.

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"spoilered to save space":
D'awww.

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Mine.

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Too...much...adorableness! Not only are your pets cute, but both pictures are in warm hues! Any more of this and I'm going to start leaking endorphins.
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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:57 am

Wayward wrote: let me know how it works. If it needs to be tweaked I can hit my books for more ideas.
Your dog is hypnotically cute.

I certainly will. And Max thanks you very much.

Wayward wrote: Any more of this and I'm going to start leaking endorphins.

That's hot. SOMEONE POST MORE CUTE! NAO!



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Post by Furburt on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:02 am

CUTE STORM

I'm not even going to spoiler it!

Dog and Cat.



Cat


Dog and Cat again



Dog asleep next to friends dog

Yes, that's how my dog always sleeps.



Dog when dog was puppy



Dog when dog was even smaller puppy



Thank god my mother is a good photographer.

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Post by Wayward on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:04 am

*collapses to the floor twitching and cooing*

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:05 am

Furburt, now I'm getting moist.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:06 am

Wayward wrote:*collapses to the floor twitching and cooing*

Glorious success for Honorable Chairman.


Swollen Goat wrote:Furburt, now I'm getting moist.

I know, my pets are fuckable.

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Post by Wayward on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:07 am

Swollen Goat wrote:Furburt, now I'm getting moist.
Ewww...different kind of endorphin rush.

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:09 am

Wayward wrote:
Swollen Goat wrote:Furburt, now I'm getting moist.
Ewww...different kind of endorphin rush.

Fight or flight response?

Besides, like you NEVER wanted to diddle a pooch before.

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Post by Wayward on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:14 am

I can honestly say no, not once. Not ever. I like to keep it within my own species. Guess I'm just weird like that.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:16 am

It's probably because you train them. There's a sense of professional responsibility.

Whereas us, we diddle as we please.

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Post by Movie Martyr on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:17 am

Post your pet thread, eh?

Oh look, a bunny!:

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Post by Wayward on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:22 am

Furburt wrote:Whereas us, we diddle as we please.
Well, you are Irish.

Marter wrote:Post your pet thread, eh?

Oh look, a bunny!:
Awww! Look at that little widdle face!


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Post by Furburt on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:23 am

You should call him Sampras.

Nobody will get that reference.

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:23 am

Wayward wrote:I can honestly say no, not once. Not ever. I like to keep it within my own species. Guess I'm just weird like that.

Freak.

...since I'm still new here, I feel I should mention that I don't actually fuck my pets. Or the neighbor's for that matter. Though, Furburt does have a nice looking pussy...

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Post by Furburt on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:24 am

Little should be spelled "widdle"

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Swollen Goat wrote:
Though, Furburt does have a nice looking pussy...

You charmer, you.

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:30 am

Hey, I'll buy you a drink first...

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Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:06 pm

Post up my dog after tea

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By grinningmaniac at 2010-06-06


By grinningmaniac at 2010-06-06

massive picture link!

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Will post all four of mah dawggies in the morning. It's a bit late to bust into my mom's room and start taking photos.

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