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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Xandy on Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:25 pm

How do I catch, kill and dispose of a feral city nigger properly?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:15 pm

Xandy wrote:How do I catch, kill and dispose of a feral city nigger properly?
Makes me imagineise this.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:58 am

I never realised dead nigger storage was from Pulp Fiction until last night.
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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:17 am

Certainly is

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:17 am

I've forgotten, who is the dudez in your avy, Milk?

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:27 am

Dat's my dawg Harvey Milk.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:33 am

WHY MAH DICK SO GRITTY

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:55 pm

Do you still have gravel under your foreskin?

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:57 pm

No, I'm a big boy now.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:21 pm

Big boys can do naughty things too ;D

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:40 pm

Are you penis??? KALSKJDMEKFSDJN?

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:36 am


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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Xandy on Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:40 am

Xandy wrote:How do I catch, kill and dispose of a feral city nigger properly?

Quoting for answer.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:02 am

Shit, my apologies. I didn't mean to leave you without that kind of important information for so long.

The best thing to do is to use lurid slang and ebonics to fool the animals into trusting you, much like a simple duck whistle. Once the city niggers are close enough offer 40s and blunts. This will help determine who the alpha male is, as he will get the lion's share of both of these items, do not target the alpha male. Alpha city niggers are known to have beast like strength and reflexes, and they can rarely be found without a MAC at least on their person, if not a ballin' AK. If the alpha nigger was already your intended target it is time to re-evaluate the situation. Target the young or the weak. Once it is properly determined who your prey is you will need to find a way to separate him from the pack, this can be done in a variety of ways and is where your previous hunting experience with more humanoid animals such as bears and foxes will become invaluable.
What I like to do, and what I find to be more reliable than any other method, is to allude to the presence of ghetto booty at your crib (a crib is a large inner city nigger lair, generally where the alpha male of each pack resides). The nigger, weasely and animalistic by nature, will attempt to follow you home so that he might get his rocks off in a voyeuristic fashion, this is your opportunity. Lead him to an isolated or all-white area of the city where he can be killed without legal consequence or pack retaliation. Do not worry, niggers do not value friendship like white men and will not attempt to find their "homie" with any real commitment. Once you have executed your nigger in an efficient and context dependent manner he can be disposed of in an exceedingly effortless way. Simply dump the body in a nigger neighbourhood (it is generally advisable to do so in blackface, try slumping for a convincing nigger walk) and flee the scene. Hoot as you do so. Niggers are known for their pack violence and frequently kill their own kind, what's more the authorities will have no interest in investigating the slain nigger as they carry less value as members of society than the common pigeon.

I hope this information proves useful to you and practically applicable.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:25 pm

I've heard that its possible to cap the alpha nigger when the rest of its brood has been slaughtered? Apparently their strength flows from the bitches beneath them.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Xandy on Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:28 pm

Good advice Milky. But I always heard that you should go for the Alpha nigger first, so that the rest of the pack will break and flee. Niggers are kind of like orks in that they start fighting each other when there's no leadership.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:59 pm

Alpha niggers should only be taken on by experienced and well equipped freedom warriors.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:02 pm

Where is a good place to get acceptable nigger slaying implements and sundries?

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:27 pm

I find farming equipment to be very effective at dispatching niggers. They are befuddled by the concept of manual labour and will spend around 3-5 seconds attempting to understand your weapon before acting, giving you ample time to begin your assault. Anything that can feasibly be mistaken for ghetto booty (bowling balls, loaves of bread) will have a similar effect.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:31 pm

Good, I have many of these stockpiled in the event of Manson's promised Helter Skelter.
Now, as goes firearms, should I go for higher caliber and more stopping power or small caliber with high magazine capacity? Can niggers even feel pain? Should I have a small caliber pistol for using on the weaker, smaller ones to get them to flee and a large caliber pistol for use on the ones bright enough to bring along nines and macs?

Or hell, should I just go the whole hog and blow up a nigger school and kill their larvae before they pupate? Or do they eat their young?

I really am very in the dark here.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:41 pm

It is unclear to modern scientists whether niggers do or do not feel pain, as their hooting dialect makes communication impossible. In this respect they are much akin to their superior cousin the fish, albeit more difficult to empathise with.
Niggers are challenging to hunt as they cannot be taken down without a good amount of stopping power, not because they do not feel pain (although this is a contributing factor), but because their skulls are too thick to penetrate with small caliber bullets and their small, emotionless hearts make for difficult targets. Despite this niggers are easily confused, misled and evaded; a smart hunter should have no problem bamboozling the animals.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:45 pm

I will go for the M1 Garand, a gun made for and by white men.



Now, when I see a nigger hanging around a traditionally white area, say a large affluent mall, a golf course, or a government office, should I immediately unload my gun into his fat coon head or lure him off into an alleyway or a toilet with promises of crack in order to avoid offending women and children?

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:51 pm

No respectable white woman could be offended by the sight of a gentleman hunting, just be sure to remove the carcass of the animal from sight immediately afterwards. Do not gut or skin the nigger in public. It's not dignified.

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Post by Cleril on Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:04 am

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:16 am

Please don't be childish.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:29 pm

Tell me what you want, what you really really want.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:38 pm

I fapped to an Indian chick last night.

Does this make me a race traitor? And if so, should I kill myself in a suitably aryan manner?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:37 am

I fapped to fathers undressing their daughters on a radio show, you ain't seen shit.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:01 pm

I flapped and fell over, like the limbless duckbrain I am.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:53 pm

How have you faggots been in my absence? I'm flicking through pages on all the threads I missed in the last week or so, got to empty my fucking inbox somehow.
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Post by PayJ on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:18 pm

Excuse me this is the Ask Milky thread. Not the Milky asks thread. Please send your "Thread Requisition" E-mail to the correct department so we can authorise the creation of a "Milky Asks" thread.

Under Section 5 of the "Spam prevention Act" I have the right to ban you within 2 minutes of posting this message.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:20 pm

I don't need your say-so you olive skinned pussy!

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Post by PayJ on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:21 pm

It's not my say-so it's his. He runs this site now, I'm just doing my job man tryna put my kids through college.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:22 pm

Your kids are gay, just like you. I made the thread and nobody even stopped me.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:23 pm




Enjoy your stay when he finds you.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:55 am

Fuck you.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by Furburt on Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:58 am

Meltycunt Meltycunt, tell me oh Meltycunt, how do I woo the fair lady that I desire? Do I bum her dog in front of her while staring her straight in the eye? Do I go around her friends houses, opening all their yogurts and turning their cans of 7up upside down while writing "KIRSTEN DID THIS" on the front in magnet letters in order to implicate her so she'll be guilted into sexing me up big time? Or do I just hit her with a chair and be done with it?

Tell me oh Meltycunt. Tell me and I will tale you the tale of how I rescued this woman from Fred the Dragon Crack Dealer.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:47 pm

Hah, an easy one this time.

Break into her house while she's asleep and then inject her with some kind of sedative. While she's out of it, superglue her eyelids shut and strip her naked, then tie her to a chair and leave her in her own kitchen. Once the sedative starts to wear off, wake her up by screaming "GIVE ME THAT SEXY LOOK NOW YOU BLIND CUNT". The superglue should cause enough pain that you'll be able to convince her you've gouged her eyes out. Rub knives along her skin for three or four hours and then leave without letting her know you're gone. She will be terrified.

Once she's recovered from her ordeal come around to her house again and eat all her mayonnaise. This will let her know how you feel about her and should (hopefully) lead to a loving relationship.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by PayJ on Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:56 pm

Milky I didn't know you where such a romantic.

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Re: Ask Milky!

Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:48 pm

The only thing I love more than romance is fucking bitches in the cunt.

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