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Post by Wayward on Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:50 am

Ok, I can't speak for all women, but I do seem to have some insight, as lately all my male friends have been asking me for girl advice. So, if you want to know anything about girls from the perspective of a real, live girl, ask away. Can you tell I have waaay too much free time on my hands? Also, if any of the ladies on this forum would like to field questions as well, I'd love to have you on this thread.
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Post by Autism on Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:50 pm

WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME? (EDIT: not a serious question but I couldn't think of anything and I was bored)

Proper question: So if guys like seeing girls scissor each other and drill each do girls like seeing guys doing sexual things to each other?
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Post by Dude on Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:33 pm

Scissoring isn't hot dude. It's damn weird.

And um. No, not really, I seem to be pretty good with girls. I have a paradoxical self-esteem level.

Also I have a repuation as a "player" or something.

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Post by Wayward on Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:19 pm

If the guys are hot, some girls will be into it. My best friend kept raving about how hot the guy-on-guy kiss in Dude, Where's My Car? was, but it didn't do anything for me. When I see guy-on-guy stuff I react as if it has nothing to do with me, because, well, it has nothing to do with me.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:38 pm

Holy shit you're a girl?!
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Post by Valkyrie on Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:49 pm

On teh interwebz? Not counting pron?

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Post by PayJ on Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:50 pm

I'm going to be blunt. Is there an employment crisis in the world today?

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:34 pm

Why do girls write sideways/do girls write sideways where you live?

I mean like so:

They turn the paper so the longer side is facing them, then they CURVE AROUND so they face the paper from the correct position WHILST having the paper on its side. It's very weird and I've only seen girls do it.

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Post by SnootyJuggaloman on Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:31 pm

Just how active is your brain activity? I have heard science saying that it is far more active than the brain of a male?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:33 pm

Most attractive veriety of beard, besides mine.

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Re: Ask A Girl!

Post by Wayward on Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:57 pm

Pararaptor wrote:Holy shit you're a girl?!
Yes.

Valkyrie wrote:On teh interwebz? Not counting pron?
Yes.

PayJ567 wrote:I'm going to be blunt. Is there an employment crisis in the world today?
Yes.

GrinningManiac wrote:Why do girls write sideways/do girls write sideways where you live?

I mean like so:

They turn the paper so the longer side is facing them, then they CURVE AROUND so they face the paper from the correct position WHILST having the paper on its side. It's very weird and I've only seen girls do it.
Is that like how lefties write?

SnootyJuggaloman wrote:Just how active is your brain activity? I have heard science saying that it is far more active than the brain of a male?
Yes.

MilkyFresh wrote:Most attractive veriety of beard, besides mine.
Whaaa?
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Re: Ask A Girl!

Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:08 am

Possibly.

Imagine a person writing on paper, all hunched over.

Then turn the paper on its side, so the top of the page goes off the left side of the table/desk. Then have the person twist their torso and back so they are still hunched over the paper as before, but 90 degrees-ish to the left. Their writing, right hand now curls all around the extremity of the paper and conceals their work.

Mabye it's something psychological in teenage girls that makes them really defensive about what they write. Who knows?

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Re: Ask A Girl!

Post by SnootyJuggaloman on Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:26 am

Questions 2 and 3:

What really happens when a group of 2 or more girls go into a bathroom besides using the facilities?

What are your thought's on Insane Clown Posse?

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Re: Ask A Girl!

Post by Wayward on Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:04 pm

GrinningManiac wrote:Who knows?

YOU DO!
Unfortunately, I don't. I have never written like that. My best answer is, the girls at your school are weird. Go find some strange.

SnootyJuggaloman wrote:Questions 2 and 3:

What really happens when a group of 2 or more girls go into a bathroom besides using the facilities?

What are your thought's on Insane Clown Posse?
When girls go to the bathroom in groups we are having lesbian orgies and pillow fights. We bring our own pillows, that's why we need such large purses.

I want a rusty axe, I wanna know voodoo, a fat bitch named Bridget, and a little sip of Faygo, too.
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Post by Furburt on Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:26 pm

Now, I'm not sure if this is just relevant to my area and not related to females in general, but there's been one thing that puzzled me about the girls in my school.

I went to school in the country, where the accents sound like this, and unsurprisingly, most of the people in my school sounded like that.

Well, the males, anyway. This wasn't across the board, but I noticed that a very high proportion of the girls in my school spoke with American accents. Specifically, valley girl accents.
Now, I understand that that's the accent du jour for many young impressionable teenagers these days, but what confused me was that the males were as much plugged into the zeitgeist as the females were, yet the males still had the same old Irish midlands accent.

I'm not really expecting you to answer this, but it's always bemused me. Are girls more impressionable than men when it comes to social identity? I doubt it, but it's always bothered me, so I thought I'd air my concern.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:39 pm

Also beards. Why don't girls have them? Is their facial skin hair-retardant?

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Re: Ask A Girl!

Post by Terria on Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:31 pm

GrinningManiac wrote:Why do girls write sideways/do girls write sideways where you live?

I mean like so:

They turn the paper so the longer side is facing them, then they CURVE AROUND so they face the paper from the correct position WHILST having the paper on its side. It's very weird and I've only seen girls do it.
I do that.

What do you think of Lisa Foiles? It would be interesting to get a female perspective on her.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:48 pm

GrinningManiac wrote:Possibly.

Imagine a person writing on paper, all hunched over.

Then turn the paper on its side, so the top of the page goes off the left side of the table/desk. Then have the person twist their torso and back so they are still hunched over the paper as before, but 90 degrees-ish to the left. Their writing, right hand now curls all around the extremity of the paper and conceals their work.

Mabye it's something psychological in teenage girls that makes them really defensive about what they write. Who knows?

YOU DO!
I do that too, it just feels more natural. Do it more when I'm drawing than writing.
I think it gives me more control for some reason.

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Post by SnootyJuggaloman on Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:55 pm

Wayward wrote:
GrinningManiac wrote:Who knows?

YOU DO!
Unfortunately, I don't. I have never written like that. My best answer is, the girls at your school are weird. Go find some strange.

SnootyJuggaloman wrote:Questions 2 and 3:

What really happens when a group of 2 or more girls go into a bathroom besides using the facilities?

What are your thought's on Insane Clown Posse?
When girls go to the bathroom in groups we are having lesbian orgies and pillow fights. We bring our own pillows, that's why we need such large purses.

I want a rusty axe, I wanna know voodoo, a fat bitch named Bridget, and a little sip of Faygo, too.

WHOOP WHOOP!!

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Re: Ask A Girl!

Post by Wayward on Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:23 am

Furburt wrote:(snip)
Interesting. Girls at my (american) high-school avoided the valley girl accent at all costs. Speaking of that accent, I'm reminded of something a friend of mine said to me recently: "Similes are like, so lame. As if!" Anyway, I can't say whether girls more readily conform to stereotypes or, as you put it, are more impressionable when it comes to social identities, but I do think that all of us, girls and boys, are very adaptable. I miss the lilt I picked up during my two weeks in Ireland, it sounded pretty, but it faded as soon as I got back to the 'states.

MilkyFresh wrote:Also beards. Why don't girls have them? Is their facial skin hair-retardant?
I live in Maine, and some older women around here kind of have beards. It's gross.

Freebird wrote:What do you think of Lisa Foiles? It would be interesting to get a female perspective on her.
Checking youtube...
Whoa, she's hot! Kind of funny, too.
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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:41 am

I dreamt I turned into a girl last night. It sucks that I don't think I'll ever feel as happy as I was, for like, 10 minutes while I was asleep.

I also dreamt I had a knife-fight with Milky. He was riding on a giant green crab through his house wearing his shirt rolled up past his nipples* & a fedora. He stabbed my hand & then I woke up, & my hand hurts. Where he stabbed me.

What does this mean?

Further: On closer inspection there's a little grey mark there. I'm scared now.

*This isn't completely weird. Heaps of guys did it China.
And by not completely weird, I mean it's not completely weird that such a thing was in my mind.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:43 am

Premonition? I did by a giant green crab the other day.

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Post by Wayward on Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:54 am

Pararaptor wrote:I dreamt I turned into a girl last night. It sucks that I don't think I'll ever feel as happy as I was, for like, 10 minutes while I was asleep.
You were happier in your dream as a girl than you are in real life?
I once had a dream that I had a penis. It was one of the few times I've known that I was dreaming while I was still in the dream, because it just didn't make sense. Thus I also realized that it would only last for the duration of the dream. Guess how I spent my time?
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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:01 am

Wayward wrote:
Pararaptor wrote:I dreamt I turned into a girl last night. It sucks that I don't think I'll ever feel as happy as I was, for like, 10 minutes while I was asleep.
You were happier in your dream as a girl than you are in real life?
I once had a dream that I had a penis. It was one of the few times I've known that I was dreaming while I was still in the dream, because it just didn't make sense. Thus I also realized that it would only last for the duration of the dream. Guess how I spent my time?
Please say writing your name in wee.

That is the best thing about having a dick.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:01 am

Or pissing off of tall things, and into cups.

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:39 am

Cups? What?
I'll agree with tall things though. But usually there's wind, so you gotta angle it right.
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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:40 am

There's this thing you can buy, like a funnel shaped to fit a vagina so women can pee standing up.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:56 am

Yeah, I've seen them shaped like big golden penises. I suppose that is way more awesome than just pissing with a normal penis.

Also, you don't piss into cups? Yeah, I just do that sometimes, leave them around.

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:16 am

Doesn't the smell get to you?
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Post by Wayward on Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:44 am

Pararaptor wrote:Please say writing your name in wee.

That is the best thing about having a dick.
I did take the opportunity to write my name in the snow.

MilkyFresh wrote:Or pissing off of tall things, and into cups.
Fascinating! I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever have that dream again.

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We don't pee out of our vaginas.
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Post by Dead Herald on Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:59 am

Do you ever hope to get a serious question?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:06 am

If you were a truck what colour would you be / do you really have night vision?
If you were a night truck what colour would you be? Would you have to be a colour? What is colour?

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Post by Wayward on Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:20 am

SJTNK wrote:Do you ever hope to get a serious question?
I wouldn't know what to do with it.

MilkyFresh wrote:If you were a truck what colour would you be / do you really have night vision?
If you were a night truck what colour would you be? Would you have to be a colour? What is colour?
I would be a grey truck with lots of rust, unless it was night, then I'd paint myself red to see if anyone could tell the difference in the moonlight. Don't we all have night vision?

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Post by Dude on Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:23 pm

15 year old girl (a few months shy of being legal here) basically wants to fuck me. She's damn hot, and honestly, she turns me right the fuck on. What do?

Also, she lives in a different state, so she's out of temptation. But she wants me to come and stay with her when she's on holiday... and get pissed and share a bed with her.

Also also I'm drunk right now

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Post by Guest on Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:57 pm

teh_pwning_dude wrote:15 year old girl (a few months shy of being legal here) basically wants to fuck me. She's damn hot, and honestly, she turns me right the fuck on. What do?

Also, she lives in a different state, so she's out of temptation. But she wants me to come and stay with her when she's on holiday... and get pissed and share a bed with her.

Also also I'm drunk right now
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Post by Dude on Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:03 pm

Demented Teddy wrote:Sober up there and then think about it.
Do you even know her personally?

Always good advice. Yeah, I've met up with her a few times in person. Deep down, I know I need to watch my step here. There's nothing I hate more than hurting a girl who didn't deserve it. And I sure as hell need to make sure I don't fuck her. I don't think I will, but I don't trust me for shit.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:04 pm

teh_pwning_dude wrote:15 year old girl (a few months shy of being legal here) basically wants to fuck me. She's damn hot, and honestly, she turns me right the fuck on. What do?

Also, she lives in a different state, so she's out of temptation. But she wants me to come and stay with her when she's on holiday... and get pissed and share a bed with her.

Also also I'm drunk right now
Follow your dick.

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Post by Dude on Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:07 pm

PayJ567 wrote:Follow your dick.

I would rather not end up with a criminal record. I'm not gonna fuck the girl... not until May, anyway. But like I said, I don't want to hurt her. I hate having sex with virgins. I don't want to. Ever.

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Re: Ask A Girl!

Post by PayJ on Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:27 pm

teh_pwning_dude wrote:
PayJ567 wrote:Follow your dick.

I would rather not end up with a criminal record. I'm not gonna fuck the girl... not until May, anyway. But like I said, I don't want to hurt her. I hate having sex with virgins. I don't want to. Ever.
DO IT FAGGOT!

Nawh, it's up to you man. I'd do it if I were you. If you're in it just for her body and she is hot why worry about a load of unnecessary shit. If you want more from her do worry.

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Re: Ask A Girl!

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:22 pm

Why do I cry after making love?

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