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Post by Fniff on Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:41 am

This was found in Antarctica, some miles under the ice. It was very close to site 22A, aka, the location of Badvert N11


Problems, let's find em!

1: DDtank 2...3? What? That's... Very odd. So, it's the second sequel to the 3rd DDtank...Or it's the 3rd sequel to the second game?
2: What is up with that woman? She looks like she is anorexic! Eat a pizza, or something, lady, not star in bad adverts!
3: Xmas carnival? I don't wanna go there, Santa will be killing everyone!
4: What is that strange device that the woman is holding? It looks like two plugs melded together.
5: Hey, you don't need a whole new version to just add in one area! You just add in one area.
6: This ad makes me oddly uncomfortable. Hey, wait a second...What the hell is that under the DDTank? It's too blurry...I can't tell what it is...Wait... That's Cthulhu. Proper spelling and everything... What in the holy name of the Emperor/In the dark name of the Chaos Gods/In the soul munching name of the C'tan? Why is it there? What's going on? Why did they just put it there? How did I not notice it the first time without careful examination? I gotta investigate this, I can't stand for this! I am going to the developers of this games' base and I am going to check out what is going on!

Fniff was found in the middle of a burnt down ruin in Innsmouth, Massachusetts, with blood covering him. He was screaming "IA CTHULU!" when we found him. After spending some time in an asylum, he went to the Antarctic and buried this review. Fniff spent the rest of his time browsing the internet and slowly lobotomizing himself with whiskey and a very dirty crowbar to get rid of the memory of what happened that night. He lost about 2/3s of his entire memory before finally forgetting what happened. He also forgot he had to do a new Badvert.

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Re: Badverts: N18

Post by Hubilub on Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:50 am

Your name is Finn and you live at my house.

Come home now, you amnesiac.

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Re: Badverts: N18

Post by Fniff on Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:55 am

Who in the frak is Finn? I am Ciaphas Cain, hero of the Imperium!

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Post by Hubilub on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:00 am

I was afraid that I'd have to do this...

Stell'bsna n'gha -oth shugg! *pokes you with stick*

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Post by Fniff on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:03 am

...

*Starts screaming and tries to smash head against wall.*

I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER THATTTTT!

*Calms down.*

Hey Ben. Where am I? I was just going to go to Innsmouth.

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Re: Badverts: N18

Post by Hubilub on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:04 am

Come, stranger. I will drive you to Innsmouth. The people there are all incredibly friendly

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Post by Fniff on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:06 am

What about that shopkeeper that disappeared in the 20's?

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Post by Hubilub on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:07 am

I'm afraid I don't know who you're talking about.

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Post by Fniff on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:09 am

Oh. OK then... Hey, why does your sign say "Home of DDtank?" That's like...A web game. Your town must be very boring nowadays.

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Post by Hubilub on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:11 am

Not at all. Why, it has been the most awesome town for years.

Ever since the late 19th century...

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Post by Fniff on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:23 am

Hey, what was that? It looked like a huge toad suddenly jumping into the water!

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Post by Hubilub on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:30 am

Nah, that's no toad. It's just Dagon.

I mean... That's just a toad.

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Post by Fniff on Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:31 am

No, that's Dagon--

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IT IS SO HUGE AGH!

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Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:41 pm

IT'S YOUR MOTHER





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