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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Furburt on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:08 pm

Well....

Fuck you, it is anyway.

I wish for a temporary exclusion from the rules of logic.

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Post by reg42 on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:10 pm

Granted.

I wish for a bigger attention span.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Furburt on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:12 pm

Granted, your attention span is so big that you focus on the first thing you see and don't stop paying attention to it until you waste away and die.

I wish I had a Gauss Rifle.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Alkaline on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:14 pm

Granted. It's bricked.

I wish I could actually fucking think of a wish. Grrr.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Furburt on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:18 pm

Granted, you think of every possible wish you could possibly think of and the stress overloads your synapses and you end up brain damaged.

God, this is cheery.

Anyway, I wish I could decide what game to play.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:21 pm

Granted. But you don't have it.

I wish I could shit or get off the pot.

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Post by Terria on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:23 pm

Granted but you have to wait for the sequel 12 years later.

I wish I had a brain.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by reg42 on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:29 pm

Granted, but you shit out Bono.

EDIT: I got ninja'd but I thing this still fits.

I wish that I had more hookah coals.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by The Moonbai on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:25 pm

Granted. But they make it taste like tuna.


I wish weed was free for all but law-deciding politicians and laws prehibiting banished.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:45 pm

Granted, but since there is such a high demand, you can't get anything good and all the politicians and rich people get the best shit.

I wish to have Kurt GoBang resurrected and shot again for lulz.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:19 pm

Granted. However, he gets shot in the hand and before bleeds out writes a god-awful album solely consisting of him using a kazoo and a tamborine.

I want another Afro Samurai film....

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Post by Furburt on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:22 pm

Granted, starring Chris Rock instead of Samuel L J.

I wish for drugs.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:32 pm

Motherfucker... That would kill Afro...

Granted. Sadly, the drug is cocaine straight to the cock.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Furburt on Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:59 pm

Granted, it's filled with drugs and you get busted.

I wish for all the games on Steam.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:58 pm

Granted, but your profile was hacked in the process and you are no longer able to log onto it.

I wish for poontang.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:02 pm

Granted, but it's me.

I wish for a toasted spam sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:05 pm

Here you go! You know, funnily enough, this isn't the first time I've toasted sperm.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:07 pm

Granted, but you ought to dream of being raped by a Predator in fishnets less often.

I wish the apple I am currenty eating was firmer.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:09 pm

Granted! It's going to insist you do that homework now.

I wish cats' tounges weren't so rough.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:11 pm

Granted, now go scrape all the paint off every window in my house. You may only use a cat's tongue.

I wish that the things I say would make even a little bit of sense.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:15 pm

Granted, the sheer volume of all those cents will fill up your house & crush you.

I wish he wouldn't stop the music, please don't stop the music!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:59 pm

Granted. But it is this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

I want a decent pulp fiction animated avatar!

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Post by Furburt on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:02 pm

Granted, it's so brilliantly detailed and well rendered it crashes your computer and short circuits your house.

I want an endless bag of chips.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:06 pm

Granted. But they are all wotsits...which have been crushed by a hippo pottamus.

I want to win...... at life....

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Post by Furburt on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:11 pm

Chips, not crisps! What kind of self-respecting Englishman are you?!

Granted, but you lose at death.

I wish for the nicest chair ever.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:19 pm

Granted, however the insane niceness of the chair drives you crazy. You no longer have the will to move for anything. Slowly and painfully, you die of starvation and dehydration. You exhale your last breath sure that the end is nigh, when suddenly a voice calls down out to you "Hello? Anyone there"- but you already exhaled your last breath and I lack the effort to rewrite that bit.

I want an amazing pair of sunglasses! Very Happy

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:36 pm

Granted, but the moment you try them on, the light from the sun is focused into a laser that melts your eyes.

I wish that paypal would no longer take so fucking long to upload money.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:40 pm

Granted. However, the instanteous tranferal of all your assetts to Paypal only allows the robots to quicker gain resources. Within minutes, Terminator 3 is happening all over again. Or the Matrix if you prefer. Or maybe even I Robot. Anyways.....


I require a new GTA!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Furburt on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:47 pm

Granted, GTA: Roman's Story is released today.

I wish for less computer crashes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by PayJ on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:48 pm

Haha Rango was a well good film.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

You should see the DLC The Whining of Gay Brucie. You just mash buttons to take steroids and spend the rest of the game hitting ludocrisly complex QTEs to stop acting like such a rampant cock.

Granted. Sadly to rebalance this karmactic debt, you instead have frequent and gruesome car crashes.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:03 pm

You are but you have to a vegetarian and a homeless.

I wish I could have more weed.

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Post by reg42 on Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:06 pm

Granted, but it's a bunch of leaves.

I wish for a box which could make doubles of things

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Alkaline on Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:03 pm

Granted, it makes double of whatever you hate the most.

I wish I could actually sleep more often.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:53 am

Granted. But you get hit by a bus.

I wish my hair would never fall out!
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Post by Furburt on Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:21 pm

Granted, your legs fall off instead.

I wish for a pet John Lennon.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:33 pm

Granted.
I'm also going to throw in some air freshener, lord knows the past 30 years haven't been kind to that man.

I wish I could get fucking Source SDK to work MOTHERFUCKER!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:52 pm

All of a sudden, Source SDK works however your attention is immidiatly drawn to the TV. It would appear Uzbekiztan have a acquired a nuke and fired it at your house! Because....... um....... because....... they hate source sdk

I dont wanna revise no more!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:59 pm

Granted. You don't have to bother with revision, your school is haunted & not in the "I'm scary as a motherfucker but the people living in me have to persevere because it makes for a good movie" way, the "Your veins will be replaced with barbed wire by poltergeists" way.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by PayJ on Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:28 pm

Granted by you are called up by the mothership and it is decided you are to be busy all week.

I wish I had more cash for my week off.

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