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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 10, 2011 1:19 pm

Granted, you have maths tomorrow.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 10, 2011 1:23 pm

Granted. ENTER score of .5

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Post by Katzenjammer on Tue May 10, 2011 1:26 pm

Granted, you turn into a paedophile.

I wish I could teleport.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 10, 2011 1:30 pm

Granted.
Having your Is teleport everywhere fucks things up a bit though. Enjoy the English language without it!

I wish I could beat the those fucking Cherubs...
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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 10, 2011 1:38 pm

Granted. You are arrested for beating winged babies and given twenty years in prison. The judge describes your crimes as "unthinkable".

I wish I could stay clean without showering.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 10, 2011 1:53 pm

Granted.
It's called a 'bath'.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by The Moonbai on Tue May 10, 2011 2:42 pm

Granted. But he's Toby Maguire.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 11, 2011 1:32 am

Granted. But you don't have a computer to experience it with.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by HG131 on Mon May 16, 2011 6:53 am

Granted, but a Weeping Angel comes and sends you back in time, causing you to meet the first human. You accidentally kill him, ending the human race.

I wish I could be sent back in time into my 5 year old body with all my knowledge and memories.
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Post by Guest on Mon May 16, 2011 6:56 am

Granted but you remain forever within that body, never aging, constantly in the form of a five year old.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted!
Bring it on!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Movie Martyr on Mon May 16, 2011 7:00 am

Granted, but you've now broken one of the only active games on the forum. Congratulations.

I wish for Jennifer Garner to stop being in movies.

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Post by Guest on Mon May 16, 2011 7:01 am

Marter wrote:Granted, but you've now broken one of the only active games on the forum. Congratulations.



Like a boss!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Mon May 16, 2011 8:14 am

Granted.
She works in magazines, books, TV shows, newspapers, theatre & every other conceivable form of media, & her success in all of those will quickly bring her back onto the silver screen.
Also you're roommates.

I wish there was a Grease video game.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by reg42 on Mon May 16, 2011 8:09 pm

Granted, but it's a minigame collection based on the cast 40 years out of school.

I wish for more money

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Dead Herald on Mon May 16, 2011 8:47 pm

A humongous pile of large gold bricks materializes above your head.

I wish for two turntables and a microphone.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon May 16, 2011 9:06 pm

The instruments are cursed, and when you the sound causes everyone to go stick forks into their ears to block out the hideous music.

And then they murder you.



I wish for fuck.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Katzenjammer on Mon May 16, 2011 9:11 pm



Granted. Razz

I wish I didn't have to sit these exams.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 17, 2011 6:52 am

Granted. You have to do them standing.

I wish I knew all my lines for the play.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by reg42 on Tue May 17, 2011 2:34 pm

Granted, but you only know them in Italian.

I wish for more celtic music

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Dead Herald on Tue May 17, 2011 9:10 pm

You are tied to chair and will listen to the same Celtic Woman CD for the next decade, nonstop.

I wish I had a watermelon.

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Post by reg42 on Tue May 17, 2011 10:14 pm

Granted, it's filled with arsenic.

I wish for a rolling paper dispensing machine which never runs out.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Fri May 20, 2011 9:48 am

Granted. It dispenses papers at a rate of 25 pps, & you can't turn it off.

I wish Mythbusters was on.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 31, 2011 2:02 pm

Granted, it is now hosted by The Situation and consists only of ab-myths.


I wish I had a pet monkey and he smoked cigarettes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by PayJ on Tue May 31, 2011 6:02 pm

Granted but he only smokes your cigarettes and when you don't provide them for him he throws poo at you.

I wish I got my pay rise early.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:21 am

Granted. You're payed in Shakespeare quotes.

I wish I didn't have to stop partying.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:15 am

Granted, the party is now hosted by The Situation and it is an ab-party.


I wish I had more hummus.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:18 am

Granted.
It was made by The Situation & you have to put in on your abs.



I wish for the play not to suck.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by zombie_fucker on Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:04 am

Granted
but you get bit by Zombie Shakespeare.

I wish The Old Republic gets a release date soon.

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Post by Mr. Grey on Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:08 am

Granted! But it doesn't last as it gets delayed and delayed and delayed. And then it... delays some more.

I wish I had some nachos.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:49 am

Granted. You have nachos, but no plate.

I wish the holidays could come sooner.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Furburt on Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:16 pm

They do, all over your gym socks then you have to explain things.

I wish I was a pie in the sky.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:36 pm

Granted. It's a looooooooooong way down, keed.

I wish I weren't so tired.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:39 pm

Granted, but you never can fall asleep again and die of sleep deprivation.


I wish my dog would not bark as much and still be alive without any hideous injuries.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:43 pm

Granted. He's alive in the centre of the sun.

I wish it were the holidays.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:45 pm

Granted. The holidays are at The Situation's house and they are ab-holidays.


I wish I could stop doing that.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:50 pm

Granted. Snooki will help you with that.



I wish I could get this waxy glob of cum out of my urethra.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:21 pm

Granted.

The Situation will use his specially adjusted ab-mounted ejaculate vacuum.



I wish I had more jazz with people spitting bars over it....

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:27 pm

Granted. I don't fully understand what you were asking for but rest assured, it gives you Chlamydia.

I wish I had a new pair of jeans.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:03 pm

Granted. THey are the jeans pictured.



I want a jumbo jet.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:07 pm

Granted, it's filled with asbestos and the pilot is a dragon.

I wish I could post pictures of The Situation's abs again.

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