Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

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Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Pigproof on Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:14 pm

The new roles and Actors are as follows

Jason Statham as Gandalf
Jet Li as Frodo Baggins
Alec Baldwin as Samwise Gamgee
Al Pachino as Meriadoc Brandybuck (Meri)
Marlon Brando as Peregrin Took (Pippin)
Woody Allen as Aragon
Willem Dafoe as Legolas
Nicholas Cage as Gimli
Johnny Vegas as Gollum
Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the ring
Christopher Reeve as Sauron
Patrick Stewart as Boromir
Rosie O'Donnell as Galadreil
William Shatner as Bilbo Baggins
Dylan Moran as Saruman
Jesse Eisenberg as the voice of Treebeard
Sylvester Stallone as Lord Elrond
Dame Helen Mirren as Arwen
Brian Blessed as The Witch-king of Angmar
and
Macaulay Culkin as The King of the Dead


Feel free to alter or indeed add characters that i may have missed! Smile







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Post by PayJ on Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:40 pm

I approve of these new castings. Would make for a "interesting" take on the film.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:45 pm

So essentially, Star Trek Expendable-land books?

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Pigproof on Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:00 pm

Furburt wrote:So essentially, Star Trek Expendable-land books?

When u put it that way................no!

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Dude on Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:03 am

Get rid of Al Pacino.

I fucking HATE that guy. HAAAAAAATE.

FUCK LOOKING FOR RICHARD, FUCK. FUCK YOU.

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Pigproof on Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:05 am

Fine, Meri shall now be played by Liam Neeson!

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:38 am

teh_pwning_dude wrote:Get rid of Al Pacino.

I fucking HATE that guy. HAAAAAAATE.

FUCK LOOKING FOR RICHARD, FUCK. FUCK YOU.







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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Dude on Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:18 am

Kharloth wrote:
teh_pwning_dude wrote:Get rid of Al Pacino.

I fucking HATE that guy. HAAAAAAATE.

FUCK LOOKING FOR RICHARD, FUCK. FUCK YOU.







Problem?

All that effort, just for me? You shouldn't have.

If you want Al Pacino ruined forever, watch Looking for Richard.

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Furburt on Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:04 pm

One question Dan, why do you have In the Court of the Crimson King as your avatar?

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by miracleofsound on Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:36 pm




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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:05 pm

Christopher Walken plays Mouth of Sauron

F*CK YEAH

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Leviticus on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:55 pm

Get someone who knows how to act for Legolas, that's a massive improvement. And basically remove all actresses and replace them with men.

There was a reason female roles were acted by men in the past. Then again I suppose not everyone is able to choose quality acting over sex appeal.

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by reg42 on Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:35 am

GrinningManiac wrote:Christopher Walken plays Mouth of Sauron

F*CK YEAH
"You guy better hand over that ring, or there'll be some trouble. That cleah?"

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Furburt on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:18 am

reg42 wrote:"You guy better hand over that ring, or there'll be some trouble. That cleah?"

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Dude on Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:11 am





Replace every character with this guy. Win.





No wait, the other half of the cast can be this guy.

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Xandy on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:53 am

this is a wonderful idea

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Furburt on Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:37 pm

God, that guy with the Hannibal Lector avatar was strange.

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:25 pm

I have never seen Hannibal Lector films so..... Leviticus?

I did wonder why he named himself after a bible passage.

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Re: Revised Casting for the Lord of the rings Trilogy!

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:18 pm

I miss him, dude was interesting

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