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Fniff Reviews: Badverts. N2

Post by Fniff on Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:45 pm



I have a personal gripe with my free farm. It is so obviously ripping off farmville (Which, in turn, is ripping off a chinese game.), and utterly failing at even looking nice. I mean, for god's sake, look at the eyesore there.

Jesus Christ.

I mean...Just bloody hell. I suddenly want to sacrifice myself to dark gods just to get myself from the people who made this damn thing.

I love puppies. I think they are cute. They go yip yip and try to impersonate their elders so much happiness and hope it's cute.

This is not fraking cute.

First, the eyes. They are borrowed from my least favorite animal, the spider. Cold dead eyes. They just photoshopped in spider eyes, and put a few dog-like features on the eye. Seriously, take away the only dog-like feature on the eye, the color. It's a fraking spider eye, I know it. It's scary realistic, too.

Also, the woof is totally unnecessary and irritating.

Also, CUTE!? WHAT. WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. When the hell has this ever decided as cute!? What group said this was OK!? Cthulu cultists decided it looked nice? GODDAMMIT WHY DOES THIS EXIST GODDAMMIT I HATE IT I HATE IT AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Goddammit, now my arms are tired. Damn you My Free Farm.


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Post by Furburt on Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:53 pm

You musn't let them best you!

Continue fighting onward! RELIEVE US FROM THE SCOURGE OF ADVERT TYRANNY!

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Post by Fniff on Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:01 pm

Furburt wrote:You musn't let them best you!

Continue fighting onward! RELIEVE US FROM THE SCOURGE OF ADVERT TYRANNY!

Goddamn adverts. WHY MUST THEY SUCK!?!

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Post by PayJ on Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:19 pm

I disagree with this review. I was so drawn in by this advert I am now a paying member of the game.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:17 pm

PayJ567 wrote:I disagree with this review. I was so drawn in by this advert I am now a paying member of the game.

Do you require a mercy killing?

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Post by PayJ on Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:19 pm

Furburt wrote:
PayJ567 wrote:I disagree with this review. I was so drawn in by this advert I am now a paying member of the game.

Do you require a mercy killing?
If that where the truth then yes, yes I really would require one. I mean there is a cap on dispoable income.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:21 pm

PayJ567 wrote:
If that where the truth then yes, yes I really would require one. I mean there is a cap on dispoable income.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:26 pm

Furburt wrote:
PayJ567 wrote:
If that where the truth then yes, yes I really would require one. I mean there is a cap on dispoable income.

*Loads shotgun*

I SWEAR I HAVEN'T JOINED! ARGH JUST DON'T KEEEL ME!

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Post by Furburt on Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:58 pm

PayJ567 wrote:

I SWEAR I HAVEN'T JOINED! ARGH JUST DON'T KEEEL ME!

...Very well.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:02 pm

Furburt wrote:
PayJ567 wrote:

I SWEAR I HAVEN'T JOINED! ARGH JUST DON'T KEEEL ME!

...Very well.

*uncocks shotgun*
*Secretly Plays My Free Farm*

Now the shotgun maniac is gone I can finally play the best game EVAR! pig

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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:48 pm

PayJ567 wrote:
Furburt wrote:
PayJ567 wrote:

I SWEAR I HAVEN'T JOINED! ARGH JUST DON'T KEEEL ME!

...Very well.

*uncocks shotgun*
*Secretly Plays My Free Farm*

Now the shotgun maniac is gone I can finally play the best game EVAR! pig

He aint the only one, pal......

*cocks shotgun*

WHY SHOULDN'T I BLOW YOUR WASTE OF A BRAIN, ALL OVER THIS MONITOR, RIGHT NOW?

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Is that WITH puppies? DUDE!!!! I LOVE PUPPIES Very Happy

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Post by Timotei on Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:41 am

Had to do some serious photoshopping.

You're right. They do look like spider eyes.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:26 pm

I wish they'd just go back to ripping off stock photos. At least I don't have to deal with this particular car wreck in the uncanny valley.

Anyway, looking forward to more. Well, as long as they don't traumatize me.

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Post by Timotei on Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:17 pm

Furburt wrote:I wish they'd just go back to ripping off stock photos. At least I don't have to deal with this particular car wreck in the uncanny valley.

Anyway, looking forward to more. Well, as long as they don't traumatize me.
Then I'll get to reviewing the adverts for the Twilight and Avatar versions of IMVU.

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Post by ItsAChiaotzu on Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:50 pm

This, is just an incredibly creepy advert and I wish it didn't exist.

But alas. It does.

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