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Badverts N16

Post by Fniff on Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:40 pm

Can I pose a question-- No, Fniff. No more Creature Feature. Anyway, Hello. Welcome to Badverts N16. Let's review this advert.


Fadhbanna!

1: NO! 40% of all employee internet access is NON WORK RELATED. Dear god, call the president! Call the national guard! Call the army in, we got a national emergency on our hands!
2: OK, over that, so what? Even if you remove that 40% internet access, they are still gonna screw around on Microsoft Paint. Hey, why don't you get rid of MC Paint? Actually, get rid of Microsoft Word too. In fact, get rid of every program. That'll stop those employees from doing anything vaguely resembling fun.
3: I guess this company hasn't heard of hackers. It is going to take more then some overhyped parental block feature to stop people from hacking into their computer so the computer isn't monitored.
4: In fact, couldn't you just...Check the history?
5: The police man there looks a bit too...Enthusiastic. "Hello sir, I am watching you... ALWAYS"

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Re: Badverts N16

Post by Furburt on Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:54 pm

Now, this might be just my own subconscious fucking with me, but I think that policeman looks a bit...phallic.

Still, good badverts!

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Post by Fniff on Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:00 pm

Furburt wrote:Now, this might be just my own subconscious fucking with me, but I think that policeman looks a bit...phallic.

Still, good badverts!

Actually...He does look like that.

The hell?

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Re: Badverts N16

Post by Leviticus on Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:04 am

Policemen are dicks, simple as that.

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Post by Furburt on Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:26 am

Leviticus wrote:Policemen are dicks, simple as that.

And remember folks, tip your waitresses!

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Re: Badverts N16

Post by Leviticus on Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:30 am

Furburt wrote:
Leviticus wrote:Policemen are dicks, simple as that.

And remember folks, tip your waitresses!

Depends on body type and how short her skirt is.

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