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Badvert N15

Post by Fniff on Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:11 pm

Alright, folks, I have a system that I use for every advert. Feel free to skip it, but if you want to review adverts yourself, I suggest you read it. It's like this.

Warning! Long!:
Imagine a line. At one end is Lying Sells. Basically, any advert that exaggerates, lies and just plain scams you is near this end. At the other end is Sex Sells. Any advert that features hot women with almost nothing on is one of these. If you want to get real basic with advert hunting, most of the adverts you find are in this spectrum.

However, once you get into it, another spectrum crosses over, causing the advert triangle. At the right and the left, is the Basic Spectrum (Lying Sells and Sex Sells), but the top and the bottom, it's the Advanced Spectrum. At the top is the "Interactive" (In layman's terms, "Shoot 5 X To Get A Free Y) advert. Anything that allows you to interact in a way with anything in the advert is a interactive advert. It's like a game, but not fun in the slightest. At the bottom is the Live Action advert, which plays like a normal TV advert but is more malicious then a normal TV or radio advert. It automatically starts playing music and tries to get you to buy some "Real World" product (Which I don't understand. The internet is the haven for people who want to stay away from reality, why would anyone care about products like that?). Kill these at any cost.

Anyone, onto the advert!



Problems.

1:Stop it. STOP IT. It's no use, you cannot make me care about this crap! I am a twelve year old boy, but I am a very puritan like twelve year old boy! I am a twelve year old boy who has specific tastes! Dammit, just stop!
2: Oh, christmas is in November now? It's the 26th of November, the corporations haven't even gotten started! Jesus Christ.
3: God these 3D models are awful. They are ugly pieces of crap. They think this is attractive?
4: Why does the man look horrifyingly underdeveloped? He looks like a baby. A huge creepy bearded baby. I can see why IMVU adverts usually have women in them.
5: Oh, here is the real shocker. What is IMVU? Give it your best guess. Is it an MMO, or a 3D porn sim? Try and guess. Post your best guess, and after a few guesses, I reveal what it is. You will never get it right.

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Re: Badvert N15

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:39 am

Oh look, a bum...

Now I'm all hot and sweaty.



IMVU: Random guess, some sort of chatroom with a heavy emphasis on creating hideous avatars?

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Re: Badvert N15

Post by Fniff on Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:40 am

Kharloth wrote:Oh look, a bum...

Now I'm all hot and sweaty.



IMVU: Random guess, some sort of chatroom with a heavy emphasis on creating hideous avatars?
Dear christ! YOU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE, A MODEL OF BOATMURDERED!

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