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WWE Fanfic

Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:38 pm

Today I wrote the loose outline to a WWE fan fiction and I am very proud of it. I think I can make money off this.

My first story will recast Dolph Ziggler as a struggling porn star just trying to make ends meet until he meets a sleazy porno company guy (Paul Heyman obviously) who offers him big money. He comes with Paul to this really dingy basement in philadelphia and takes it up the bum from Mark Henry, leaving him internally injured and crying. Paul Heyman then disappears without paying him and leaves him for dead. He vows revenge but has no leads on how to find him, so he has to sleep with people for information. He bangs most of the WWE roster (key moments include Christian crying after sex and performing a powerbomb/oral sex combo on Trish Stratus) before he finally finds somebody who can tell him where to find Heyman: AJ Lee. He immediately falls in love with her (of course) and she doesn't want to tell him where to find Heyman because she is worried he will get killed but eventually he convinces her and she tells him that Heyman is checked into THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL. They have really romantic goodbye sex and then Dolph goes to the smackdown hotel to kill Paul Heyman. But when he gets there IT IS A TRAP AND AJ LEE WAS A BAD GUY THE WHOLE TIME. He gets attacked by Alberto Del Rio, Val Venus (because porn) and Big E Langston all at once and is totally getting beaten and selling it like a boss and they are about to gang bang him when BOOM ROCK BOTTOM BOOM PEOPLE'S ELBOW THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION SAVES THE DAY. The Rock then commands Dolph Ziggler to suck his dick and cums actual sunshine that beams out of every orifice in Dolph Zigglers body, empowering him with the courage needed to take on Heyman once and for all. The Rock knows where Heyman is because he has arsehole sonar and they both fly there because the Rock can fly. When they arrive The Rock tells Dolph that he has to do this alone and then he flies into the sun, leaving a rainbow behind him with an extra colour in it that nobody has ever seen before and it is more beautiful than any colour on earth. Dolph Ziggler kicks in the door to the ECW hardcore porn palace and easily dispatches the guards by firing lasers out of his arsehole (he can do this because he touched the rock) and he makes his way to Heyman's private quarters. When he gets there Paul is naked on his bed and he says "I've been expecting you Dolph. I knew you would... CUM!" and he throws a grenade at Dolph that makes him cum uncontrollably until he dies - or so he thinks! Little does Heyman know that because Dolph Ziggler has touched the Rock his cum has turned into pure positive energy and it sets Paul Heyman on fire and he falls out of a window 200 stories high and lands on a table, which makes it have more impact. Then Aj Lee comes in and says sorry and that she didn't want to set Dolph up but Heyman made her and they kiss for the remaining twenty five minutes of the screenplay. "I AM PERFECTIOOOOOON..." credits roll.

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Re: WWE Fanfic

Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:39 pm

Probably nobody will get any of the jokes in this because you are all simple minded peasants that don't appreciate the art of professional wrestling.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:26 am

No Iron Sheik in it? Not reading.

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Re: WWE Fanfic

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:27 am

Fuck I wanna make you humble

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:58 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Today I wrote the loose outline to a WWE fan fiction
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Re: WWE Fanfic

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:05 pm

I'm not ashamed

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Post by Xandy on Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:32 pm

This is actually the best thing ever now that I've actually watched wrestling.

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