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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:42 pm

G'doons. I must satiate my endless urge to fling inanities in every direction. I already pollute twitter more than I should, and most people who aren't insane have unfriended me on facebook. With that in mind, my own personalised thread for nonsense.

You can post your own nonsense in here too, if you like, but it will probably be dwarfed by the sheer amount of non- sequiturs I will post. You are under no obligation to view any of these, so disable following this thread. But I shall remain. Posting nonsense. Endlessly.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:49 pm

A fever-brown fish, named of Orbus, Glynn of Wilkmanshire, swam through the floating forest and into the shallow water of the Assembly of Hoofed Animals, where wooly bulls drank with dank ankles.

Oh fishy, named of Orbus, remember scallion rule number 23. The bison stank out the fishy and ruined his journey, shredding his fins. His form followed the current, where the bulls stamped him out and let him go. 

The fish, named of Orbus, died later, and every day was a nightmare after that.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:52 pm

I live in a club, I'm a modern young man. My earbuds will never readjust, I'm a dynamic young modern man. Natural sunlight forgets my skin and my dewey eyes are never hit with pollen and cloud.
My beer is cheap, my sweater is sweating, a girl just told me to take her to Cosmopolis. My eyes are too sleepy for sex, so I take the girl to Cosmopolis.

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Post by Xandy on Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:57 pm

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:58 pm

Dope Cajun Coal. That's what my leatherette says. I told Edgar time and time again that his name was a neologism. I hate Egrets, with astounding pleasure in the dome of things, only a man can ever assault the senses like a water beetle.
If it's not a problem, I'd like to own the plantation known as Bastus Whamma, if I could own this, my own career as a noble seer, who sees noble for the painter's job wither and don't, my liege. Anyway, I'll be a sober fellow for years beyond.

Take care now, and when Julipius takes you to the mound below the pit below the safe place when I'm gone and dead, I want you to bellow my name like a chorus before he silences you with soap in the mouth while you climb down the ladder together, him before you, to silence you again, scream my name, and he will kick you, oh how he will kick you, but scream my name like emulsion.

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:48 am

I have a note in my phone that's just things I've thought of or talked about stoned and had the presence of mind to write them down and really stoned things people have said around me.

Recent additions include-

Mescaline Man, the superhero who squirts hallucinogens out of slots in his wrists like Spiderman.
Stabby Cool, the punk whose hair follicles have tiny sticky feet and constantly run around on his scalp.
What if you had a friend who always smelled like baked ham? And how good the baked ham smelled worked in tandem with their hygiene, so if they hadn't had a shower or brushed their teeth in ages they stank like horrible rank old baked ham, but if they had just bathed and were completely clean they smelled like really delicious baked ham. Would they like baked ham? Would they obsessively clean themselves? If they smelled like bacon whenever they got sunburnt, would it be morally wrong to take them to the beach all the time?
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Post by Furburt on Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:56 pm

Pararaptor wrote:Stabby Cool, the punk whose hair follicles have tiny sticky feet and constantly run around on his scalp.

 
That's inspired. More!

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Post by Furburt on Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:11 pm

Pub butter, butter matured from the milky dew that forms on an alcoholic's mouth as he withdraws from his stupor. Pub butter, fed to farmers to feed them, pub butter, bad for the body.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:01 pm

Stymied by old intervention again, a bog called Mauve weighed up its choices.

Protect the buzzard from itself, condition the buzzard to fear itself, place mirror's on the countryside lanes for the buzzard to pick up and use as its nest. Reinforce a sense of self-loathing in the buzzard.

Destroy the alabaster timing hole that separates Saar-land from Zuur-land.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:27 pm

Stop pop-punk art-slop, go on a clop down the canal.

Cronyism is recidivism, found the man who did it before, and you can be damn sure he'll do it again. His shoe leathers are made of negotiable beef, convince the beef to trip him up at some point during the process, and he will.

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Post by Furburt on Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:01 pm

WELL I'M ON THE WHASTLING STEAM OF STEAM, THE TRAIN OF TRAINS, THE EXCORTIATIOR 200.

200 GIPS AN HOUR IS WHAT IT DOES, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:56 pm

Bhopal at home! That's right, try your very own Bhopal at home!

Find your local 70's Gummer, rub your teeth along the limestone wall that leads to the Town Common and meet the jangling mayor with your teeth ground uneven.

When he complains about the ossifying greyness that plagues his candidacy, listen with your eyes, but with your ears, pick out a sound with wings. Attach the wings to the mayor by flapping your ear 20 times.

Bizness is bizness, criminality is a side-effect of moisture in the property, if there was no humidity, there'd be no mass truck-bombings.

Do you really thing trees are our friends? Do you? Well then, your naivete shall dangle you from the Gadjin Gorge, while the rest of China gets on with its own problems.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:03 pm

The car's all whammer-jammer, Jeff. It's not starting, and there's a whole acorn on the front seat, it's driving me mad.

Will you talk to Sharma Shakes? He's a bad-eyed mystic who's got it in for Nossir, your wife. If you can convince him to end his maniacal schemes, we might just win Easter, and Christmas too!

Get a good upside on the scar marks on the women oft today, swap yesterday for today, revise the role of darkface in our society today, swap today for yesterday, and bango, nothing makes sense.

Every time I like the purple sand of descent I like to reminisce about my plunging experience 2 years ago. 2000 feet of raw plunge I plunged, until air seemed meaningless. I can't go on.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:20 am

Hoggle-woman on the Spanish main! That is the shout I hear every day in the town of 45.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:42 am

Bears poo in the shed with water that flows frequently. On the bus with a bear and the pope who says "Nay, I will not fornicate those Bears!", My grandmother's uncle, took a turn for the worst in her. Exploding violently with fervent intent, Michael J Fox shook violently as he approached his DeLorean Dream, seeking out all of his mistakes by furiously masturbating with a chimpanzee. Canneloni Beans are delicious according to George Bush.
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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:06 am

Ah, Micky Fox, when will he remember he has parkinsons? Ho ho.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:50 am

SMASH DECEMBER

DESTROY MAY

ONLY 10 MONTHS REMAIN

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:01 pm

A vision of a purer life, a bottle for a face.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:17 pm

I am the motherfucker of the Third Wean. A man called Hearst is a Hearts Thaser. A Hearts Thaser is Bishop Wickelhaus' dream, and I can't let you take it off him just yet. The Catholic Church may be in sharp decline, but I can't let you go railroad on him just yet Holumossumassah.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:21 am

Top thought of the day: Oh shit the bike's bleeding
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Post by Furburt on Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:47 pm

I influenced myself into the back of your cottage garden.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:43 am

MilkedForPiss.com

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Post by Furburt on Sat Aug 17, 2013 4:56 pm

A friend for the ages, a piano in the Ganges!

Did you ever forget the tale of Brown, and his oh so merry cranium?

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