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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:23 pm

Happy Persian Appreciation Day! I'm dedicating this thread to a special guy who's called Liam Neeson. He may not be Persian but he can put on a pretty convincing performance of a troubled Liam Neeson.

So why is Persia the greatest nation in the world? Well, Persia is now Iran and it had an earthquake recently.

YAY PERSIA!

And Xandus is from there, and so are Persian rugs.

YAY XANDUS! YAY PERSIAN RUGS!

So let us all raise a glass to withered old relics!

Not long now Xandus and you too will know how it feels to be an redundant ancient in a world which couldn't care less! Happy Birthday Chum!

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Post by Xandy on Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:50 pm

- Dark Arisen
- Fallout New Vegas: Ultimate Edition
- four unique Scottish ales
- box of Turkish delight
- complete box set of Twin Peaks
- $50
- a chair

Today was a good day.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:05 pm

What colour ales?

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Post by Hubilub on Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:11 pm

Kill that daimon asshole

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:03 pm

XE XAI XO XUM

I SMELL THE BLOOD OF PERSIAN SCUM


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Post by Xandy on Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:04 pm

Greeks more like geeks

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Post by Hubilub on Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:14 pm

Bitterblack Isle gon kick your ass

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Post by Hubilub on Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:15 pm

I dare you to do it with a character under 50

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Post by Xandy on Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:43 pm

I'm Level 94 and I'm smacking its shit up and down the street.

That gorecyclops was a fucking beast though. Knocked me down four wakestones.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:23 pm

hapy bday hubilub

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Post by GrinningManiac on Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:55 pm

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Post by Xandy on Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:37 pm

This game is fucking metal.

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:54 am

Tell me when you have killed Death and Daimon's second form.

Only then will I call you master

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:38 pm

Xandy wrote:
- complete box set of Twin Peaks.

Damn fine!

Good stuff, happy Persia day. Say hi to Darius II for me.



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Post by Xandy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:52 pm

Hubilub wrote:Tell me when you have killed Death and Daimon's second form.

Only then will I call you master

Is it cheating if I use the Maker's Finger?

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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:18 pm

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:26 pm

Using the maker's finger is like parry-whoring Gwyn. It's legitimate, but you'll get no respect from me for it. I solo'd Death without using items and I team-banged Daimon without items too. If I can do it, so can you. (Pretty sure Maker's Finger doesn't work on Daimon anyway. Though I'm not sure.)

If you're really pressed, buff the shit out of yourself with 4 periapts and use explosive arrows. Both Death and Daimon 2nd form can go down in minutes. But for serious creds, you do it unsullied

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Post by Xandy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:31 pm

I had a friend who used the Maker's Finger on his first battle ever with Grigori. Then I told him all about the awesome boss battle he missed out on and he felt shit.

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:03 pm

What an asshole. Fighting Grigori is great awesome. I never bought the Maker's Finger, felt too cheap. Took on my first Dragonkin at 25, felt amazing to destroy it.

This game is just the bomb. Thank God for the eternal ferrystone btw. I liked that you had to travel far for everything, but when on a second playthrough it's a bit tedious

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:05 pm

I've killed Ur-Dragon online 2 times now. Got the full armor set dragonforged for both me and my pawn. We are decked out! My pawn also has an amazingly awesome headgear for mages, got it from Bitterblack Isle.

An advice: Save all your riftstones. Use them on cleansing lvl 3 Bitterblack armor and weapons. The loot is soooo sweeeeet. Like http://dragonsdogma.wikia.com/wiki/Traitor%27s_Armor So cool.

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:06 pm

Only thing I don't like about the DLC is how so many enemies are damage spunges. Especially the new Dragonkin. Exactly the same as Drake, Wyrm and Wyvern, but with a billion more health and do tons of damage.

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:06 pm

Daimon second form is terrifying, though

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:07 pm

Do not spoil his appearance for you. Make it a surprise

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Post by Xandy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:12 pm

Killed Daimon like a bitch, didn't even lose a wakestone.

What's this about a second form though?

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:15 pm

If you go through all of Bitterblack Isle again, without doing a new playthrough, the second time you meet him he'll be different. The former Arisen won't be in his body, but he will rather be a shell, like Ur-Dragon. And he will rape

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Post by Xandy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:27 pm

Entered the first chamber again after beating Daimon.

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Post by Xandy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:27 pm

And then there was a firedrake waiting in the lobby.

And then Death showed up.


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Post by Xandy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:33 pm

The growth of powerlevels in this game is fucking ridiculous. The Everfall, which used to be the superhard post-endgame dungeon of doom, is now a cakewalk at Level 100, while this Bitterblack content is some of the most ballbreaking shit ever.

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Post by Xandy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:13 pm

This game is so good yet underrated. I hope Capcom makes sequels.

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Post by Xandy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:37 pm

Hubilub wrote:I've killed Ur-Dragon online 2 times now. Got the full armor set dragonforged for both me and my pawn.

Online or off?

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Post by Hubilub on Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:49 am

Online. Offline I've killed him like 5-7 times

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Post by Xandy on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:36 pm



Balls-to-the-fucking-walls.

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Post by Hubilub on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:58 pm

It's not a good game if there isn't at least one video of someone beating it while naked and unarmed

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Post by Xandy on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:25 pm

Finished the last of ales today. Tasted damn fine, favourite one was the gooseberry.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:29 pm

So they were fruit based ales. Thanks for answering me you fuck.

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Post by Xandy on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:32 pm

Nigger I'll cut you. How am I suppose to know colour when the bottles are all dark and shit. All darkies look the same.

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Post by Xandy on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:32 pm

I'm with the Wu Tang, I run this shit.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:34 pm

Xandy wrote:Nigger I'll cut you. How am I suppose to know colour when the bottles are all dark and shit. All darkies look the same.

Get a load of this ale virgin over here.

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:38 pm

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Xandy wrote:Nigger I'll cut you. How am I suppose to know colour when the bottles are all dark and shit. All darkies look the same.

Get a load of this ale virgin over here.

It's worse. He must drink his ale straight out of the bottle. I don't even do that with cheap lager.

Also, lolalecolor. I like me an occasional red, brown, or pale ale, but my favorites are all too dark to go by color. You have to know if it's a stout or a porter or what have you.
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Post by owyn_merrilin on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:39 pm

Also, happy belated birthday, Xandy. I should have said something about that sooner.
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