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"This Old Alky..."

Post by Furburt on Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:30 pm



"Don't mind this old Alky, he couldn't even hold a gun, much less shoot it"

Well you're WRONG, cult comedy Blazing Saddles, for not only can our Alky hold a gun, he can also hold a guitar and a typing keyboard. There's probably plenty of other things he can hold as well, but of these things, we are certain.

So anyway, Mr Andrew "Alkaline" Poole (Alkaline Pool? Sounds like an album title), Heartiest birthday wishes from the other side of the world!

I got you what I know you desire, the heaviest metal on earth.

'Eavy:


Osmium!

Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh...

Keep it real, G.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:17 pm

I agree. Fuck Blazing Saddles! Casual racism is not acceptable!

What was this thread about again?

Oh yes. I was thinking of becoming an alcoholic.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:21 pm

I remembered! Happy Birthday Alko-pops!

I got you this fucking awesome present, so here you go! I got you the concept of a anteater with wings, a Mossberg and one bad attitude.

I won't even sue you if you make a screenplay or anything!*

*unless it makes over a million or so. I mean, get real. I'm generous not fucking Jesus himself!

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Post by PayJ on Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:42 pm

I all out of birthday sarcasm. Wasted it on Facebook.

You're gay and I'm sure you have a rank odour if you do not shower daily.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:30 am

Happy birthday. I've been riding around in my DeLorean so this post might seem like it's late but it's not.

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Post by Xandy on Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:38 am

oh shit twenty minutes until the day is over

Uh...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY

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Post by Alkaline on Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:34 am

Awww, you guys do care.

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Post by Guest on Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:57 am

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