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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:18 pm


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Post by Guest on Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:38 pm

Honestly, I came in expecting that to be creepy but it was just moving.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:12 pm

Exactly, that's why it'll be horrible if he does actually get convicted. Unlike Jimmy Saville he's a genuinely talented man, and a cultural icon.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:41 am



Belfast's on fire again, scores injured, blah blah blah.

Lucky thing though, I was planning to go up there later in the week to take advantage of the exchange rates, we were just booking a B&B.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:33 pm

Egypt continues its star-class campaign for best holiday destination.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:28 pm

Welp, that warmongering fuck Obama and his puppet Cameron are going to attack Syria. I hope Russia does what America did during the Soviet Afghan war and gives Assad weapons to blow their planes out of the sky, they deserve to get their nose bloodied for such an unjustified act of bullshit aggression. 

Thanks for supporting some Islamist scumbags that kidnapped and beheaded my Syrian's friend's family members for being Christian, Obama, I hope someone kills your fucking family you deceitful piece of shit.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:20 am

WRONG KHAR-KHAR

We voted against it.

Chuck Hagel is pissed we live in a democracy apparently.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:38 pm

Shit's baaaaaad with the Fukushima aftermath. Even the milk in West Coast Canada and America is contaminated over the legally acceptable levels of radiation, even with that standard being raised after the incident.

Bye bye seafood.
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Post by Xandy on Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:25 pm

Fucking Japan.

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:23 pm

The issue is less Obama and Cameron going to war together, and more Obama and whoever is president of France at the moment (is it still Sarkosy? I know nothing about his politics, but like Putin (whose politics are pointing us in the direction of Cold War II, if not World War III), he's just too damned entertaining to hate.).

That said, apparently the UN has come up with a solution whereby no bombs get dropped as long as Assad surrenders his chemical weapons, and Obama is actually considering it, so hopefully a big fat nothing is going to come of his posturing.

Which is good, because from what I understand, Syria has a relationship with Russia similar to the one the US has with Israel. It would basically be a proxy war fought for the same reasons, if not in the same way, as Vietnam.
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Post by owyn_merrilin on Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:27 pm

Oh, and while we're on the subject of politics, for the first time in my life, I'm actually happy about a bill that was introduced by one of my state legislators (and a republican at that): a repeal on the ban on fireworks. If it passes, it'll pass just in time to legally blow some shit up on the fourth of July next year. As it stands, the only legal fireworks in Florida are sparklers and glorified sparklers that sit on the ground.
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Re: The News Thread! 3rd Edition!

Post by Hubilub on Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:14 am

>UN resolution

Moar like Russian resolution. I find it very confundling when -Russia- is the reasonable, diplomatic nation in a situation as this. I also find it doubly confundeling that NOBODY thought of this solution beforehand.

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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:25 pm

I think the thing is John Kerry fucked up by even suggesting it.

Obama is probably happy that he can delay the vote in congress while digging up more dirt on Congressmen through the NSA so that he can get it passed.

Obama shouldn't have drawn his 'red line' at the use of chemical weapons, because he's forced the hand of the US.

Glad to see the UK will refrain from helping Islamists for now. Though I wonder if the people voting intended for it to be rejected or were just pandering to public opinion.

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Re: The News Thread! 3rd Edition!

Post by Hubilub on Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:44 pm

John Kerry has an insanely ugly face

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Post by Xandy on Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:11 am

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/boozy-feral-pig-steals-beer-gets-drunk-and-starts-fight-with-a-cow-8805312.html

Greatest headlines ever.

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:59 am

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-popular-beliefs-that-are-holding-humanity-back/

(Assuming anyone is left) You guys know what I said a while back about the US' support of Israel being largely predicated by religious beliefs, and not because they just happen to be a pro-America country in the middle east? Number 5 on this list explains it better. I know it's a cracked article, but that really is a real thing. It's hard for people from real first world nations to fully grok just how screwed up the US is.
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Post by Hubilub on Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:43 am

I have decided to temporarily come back to agree with you, Owyn.

I underestimated Murrican religion and how it has affected your country. But after reading into the matter, I have to admit: I'm scared. It is extremely freaky. Your country is crazy. I take back my defenses of it in any Israeli question, it's craaaaazy.

Also while I'm here, I will complain about Cracked: That website really doesn't have any teeth when it comes to religion, does it? I think every single article I've read on that site that comes close to mentioning religion automatically assumes a "Neither side is correct everyone is a douche" position. David Wong keeps talking about how everything people hate about religion is totally just the silly bits that the majority doesn't believe in (it isn't), and Gladstone keeps mentioning that he's Jewish, and because a lot of people like his writings that automatically means we have to respect his religion. This is a website that every day overexaggerates close to everything they write about, from history to science to culture, and yet with religion they sort of turn into this boring, politically correct "Just makes friends now, m'kay?" website that doesn't challenge anything.

It annoys me, because not taking sides does not mean you are more mature or intelligent. Just because both sides have idiots doesn't meant hat both sides are stupid. Yet that seems to be exactly what they believe.

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:01 am

I'd never thought of it that way, but you do have a point. They'll trash the occasional obvious fundamentalist, but beyond that they don't like to take the piss out of religion. Which as you're just starting to realize, is actually sound business sense for a site that relies on the US for a lot of its revenue Razz
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Post by Hubilub on Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:22 pm

I sure do hope your country stops being religious soon

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Post by Xandy on Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:35 am

Please come back everyone.

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:30 am

No

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Post by Xandy on Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:37 pm

bitch I'mma harass you over skype

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:15 pm

Xandy wrote:Please come back everyone.
I only came back for the atmosphere, not for you. 
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