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Post by owyn_merrilin on Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:00 pm

Technically /all/ of Israel is occupied territory, that whole country was created for the same sort of stupid reasons that the other countries in that region have arbitrary map lines that ignore who actually lives inside them, thus making it the powderkeg it is today.

I'm not even anti-semitic, I just wish the anti-semites in, say, the US had let the jews have a micro-country in the midwest (like the indian reservations, which are technically sovereign nations) or something instead of tossing them onto someone else's land and going "we don't want your kind here." May be an over-simplistic view, but you get the gist of it. Isreal was a part of the terrible post-World War (both I and II) re-drawing of the lines of the Middle Eastern map.

 Edit: Note that I'm not saying Israel should be destroyed or anything. It's there and we have to deal with it. I just hate the way my country in particular supports it no matter what it does, mostly because my country is run by religious nuts who think of it as the biblical Israel. The rationalized argument is that they're one of our only allies in the Middle East, but a lot of that is because, wait for it... we blindly support Israel, pissing off most of the other countries, even the more moderate ones.
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Post by Hubilub on Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:03 pm

Let's not forget the fact that this wouldn't even have been a problem if not for the fact that:

No country in the Middle East besides Israel treats Palestinians as real human beings with the same rights as everyone else

No country in the Middle East besides Israel has been willing to compromise and try to find solutions that benefit everyone. 

I'll concede that the whole thing was stupid from the beginning. But Israel has overwhelmingly been the good guy against countries that have acted as nothing short of supervillains, and I think it's wrong to be annoyed with how often America takes its side when so many other institutions, be they governments or organisations (and I don't mean terrorist organisations, I mean the bloody U.N.) are against it for no good reasons other than ideology. 

This reason for why Israel needs to be defended, by the way, is one I'm sure is shared by the "religious nuts" running America, and not just their belief that it's of biblical significance.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:04 pm

I'm still kind of pissed off at Israel for launching strikes against the Syrian army, so anything that bloodies their nose a bit is alright with me.

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Post by Hubilub on Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:13 pm

If I were Israel I'd also be paranoid over Syria giving missiles to the Hezbollah. Not condoning their behaviour, just saying that after decades of trying to create peace against aggressors wanting you destroyed and being harassed from world organisations being influenced by a combination of the arab- and communist bloc, I'd also be engaging in a shoot-first-ask-later policy.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:17 pm

Then you should expect retaliation, and it would be justified.

In other news, going back to the Trayvon thing, this had me in stitches.

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Post by Hubilub on Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:25 pm

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Post by Hubilub on Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:42 pm

Cenk Uyugurululu of The Young Turks has called a black man an "Uncle Tom" for thinking it was good that Zimmerman was acquitted. 

Calling a black man an Uncle Tom for having opinions that don't conform to the liberal's view of what blacks should believe in is the worst kind of racism and cultural slavery. It is sicker than calling a black man a nigger. Calling someone an Uncle Tom for not conforming is to still believe blacks should be slaves, only now they're supposed to be ideological slaves. It's just like Thomas Sowell (another man accused for being an Uncle Tom, when in fact he's the most brilliant black man I have ever had the pleasure of reading) said, the left intelligentsia want to control black opinions, they want to control what blacks believe. They think they know what's best for them, and any black person who believes he can take care of himself is an Uncle Tom, a betrayer of his race.

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Post by Xandy on Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:18 pm

The liberal media loves exploiting racism. If they can twist any event into a race war, they will.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:21 pm

It's funny I was just about to tell you how much this fucking shithole of a website makes my blood pressure rise.

http://www.defendtherighttoprotest.org/

I was looking into the SWP and one of the links took me there, petty as it is I find it hard not to lose faith in them now, the expletive expletive expletives!

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Post by Furburt on Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:21 pm


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Post by Furburt on Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:23 pm

Jesus, you guys are having discussions about race hate AND Israel? It's like you're trying to bait me! But I shall resist.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:45 pm

Wow. That's like something you would expect from Berlusconi or some shit. What a moron!

I still find it hard to believe that Ireland doesn't have abortions. Do you have many female politicians? Or parties campaigning for that?

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Post by Furburt on Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:44 pm

Loads, but the main two won't discuss it because the only people who vote these days are rural right wing old women.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:47 am


Dzhokhar Tsarnaev as he's being captured.

It's weird how we can follow these things so closely now.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:21 pm

Does anyone in Ireland make jokes about the name Fianna Fáil? Or is it too obvious?

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:58 pm

Far, far too many. It is now met by an audible groan.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:22 pm

So apparently hundreds of brits have died in a heatwave, which has been like a week of mid to low 30s with mild humidity. 

I didn't think I could find anything more laughable than when Britain shut down due to 10cm of snow falling in February, but this is it, this takes the cake. Truly the colonies are the last refuge of real men.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:51 pm

We're used to different weather and we have hyperactive newspaper staff.

Speaking of which, the Baby Royal has been born. Time for a personal media blackout because this BREAKING NEWS will become very boring very quickly.

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Post by Hubilub on Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:07 pm

Prolonged heatwaves (When a heat of 26 degrees or higher lasts for three days or longer) in areas where it is rarely expected can have very severe effects on the elderly and sick. Just now in Sweden there have been warnings of a similar heatwave, as it could prove fatal to some.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:45 pm

Also, increased humidity. England and Ireland are very wet.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:40 pm

Also, clear wet sticky fluid is coming out of all my pores. Most notably upon my brow and armpits. A strange side effect of the heat?

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Post by Hubilub on Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:44 pm

@Fab: So is your mom



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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:05 pm

She's just been swimming, so she is, actually!

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Post by GrinningManiac on Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:55 pm

Did anyone watch the "breaking news we-interrup-normal-scheduling-to-bring-you-this-message" BBC special of the royal birth this morning?

It was fantastic.

Nothing new had happened since yesterday and they spent two hours pointlessly repeating things, spectulating and finishing every paragraph with "but we don't know". The royal correspondant is my favourite comedian of all time and the BREAKING NEWS ROYAL BIRTH quickly became BREAKING NEWS CHANGING OF THE GUARD and the "breaking news" ticker kept saying "PARENTS HAPPY ...... PALACE GUARDS ABOUT TO PLAY 'CONGRATULATIONS' ...... PARENTS HAPPY ...... PALACE GUARDS ABOUT TO PLAY 'CONGRATULATIONS'" for about an hour before they finally played the damn song and it was so naff and oh my god it is the best and worst piece of journalism I have ever seen.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:07 pm

I hope Britons know that from the outside England looks like the most sensible country in the world that completely loses its mind about 3 times a year. One of these things usually royal related.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:09 pm

Did you see the Royal Golden Easel of Announcing? 



It's like we're intentionally wacky or something.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:18 am

With the news of that latest crash in Spain, I'm beginning to wonder, are all the world's trains breaking at the same time?

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:31 am

My sister had to take a cab from the airport in Italy to her friend's summerhouse whom she's staying at because the trains there were all broken (except Mussolinis train, oddly enough)

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:11 pm

I love how even now the BBC are interviewing women who had children within the same rough 24-hour window as Kate. Not even women in the same ward or something who might have some insight into how the Duchess was doing or if there was any interesting things overheard. Just women who gave birth.

What are they expecting?

"Oh yes well my child popped out of the womb immediately with the faculty of speech and calmly explained that she had bumped into the royal baby in the great metaphysical to-be-born queue in the intractable dimensions that spin out in the moments before existence and they had exchanged fax numbers"

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Re: The News Thread! 3rd Edition!

Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:47 am

Holy fuck I do not understand any of this.
I mean, every other thing that tabloids report on (celebrity affairs, celebrity weight gain/loss, all men are bastards etc.) I can kind of understand the appeal of, but why does anybody care about some wet midget sliding out of the duchess' cunt? Why is this every article on the first four pages of MX? Why the fuck do I even read MX? Because it's free I guess but fuck!

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:51 am

It's a perfect unholy combination of old-fashioned royalty worship and modern reality tv obsession. The tabloids literally cannot get enough of it.

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Re: The News Thread! 3rd Edition!

Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:47 pm

In international news, THIS Syrian rebel fights in comfort.


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Post by GrinningManiac on Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:35 pm

The writing on the wall looks like a mixture of Arabic poetry and algebra. The man is clearly a genius.

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Re: The News Thread! 3rd Edition!

Post by Guest on Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:57 pm

Looks like GTAIV

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:06 am

TRAINS



THEY'RE OUT TO GET YOU

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:11 pm

One of the big arguments against euthanasia is that doctors are by profession meant to heal the sick not kill the ready-to-die.

To which I suggest we might introduce a new form of doctor - a Mortician or something, I dunno. 

I can only imagine how depressing a job it might be but at the same time it hardly compares to being stuck with locked-in syndrome

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:22 pm

Their salary can be that they're allowed to make love with the corpse afterwards. Tons of people will want it then

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Re: The News Thread! 3rd Edition!

Post by Furburt on Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:20 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23516966

Life plan forming. Still has to pass the senate though.

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Re: The News Thread! 3rd Edition!

Post by Furburt on Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:21 pm

So Rolf Harris has been arrested again, and this time it's confirmed that it's not related to Jimmy Saville.

My poor mother, she's seeing her childhood die in front of her. I mean, we always knew Jimmy Saville was weird, but Rolf Harris?

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