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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:36 pm


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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:47 pm

The crusades were a false flag attack by muslims.

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:04 pm

There is no chin behind a Muslim's beard. Only another bomb

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:04 pm

Muslims don't go swimming, they go explode

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:06 pm

Muslims can explode a revolving door

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:07 pm

A Muslim once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of agonizing pain, the Muslims exploded himself

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:08 pm

Muslims don't fold paper airplanes, they explode airplanes.

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:08 pm

There is no Theory of Evolution. Only a list of creatures the Muslims haven't blown up yet

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:10 pm

Muslims don't read books. They skim through them until there's a mentioning of Mohammed and then explode the author

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:11 pm


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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:22 pm

Thanks a lot Hub! Now when the police raid me, I'll get done for being part of a racially aggravated website.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:24 pm

Why can't I scream "Gas the sandniggers, race war now!" on a sidewalk?

Fucking marxists and their nanny state government.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:35 pm

But Kharloth-sama, I-I'm a s-sandnigger.

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:40 pm

Naaaah, you'z Persian.

Persians are coo'

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Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:42 pm

No persians are lazy assholes who can't drive for shit.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:04 am

So are the French, Italians, British and Chinese but they're all coo' too'

No need for a glottal stop after "too" but whatever if I could flick Vs at you with my tongue stuck out in a smiley I'd do so

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:09 pm

Have you guys ever played the african drinking game?

It's called "last one to find water dies"

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:11 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Have you guys ever played the african drinking game?

It's called "last one to find water dies"

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