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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:50 am

I'm sick of you bitch niggas! Y'all ain't neva gonna rich the top! I be pumpin' out straight A's every night muthafucka!

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:16 am



I can't tell if this guys serious or not.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:22 pm

NEVER

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:29 pm

Jk <3

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:40 pm


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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:33 pm

A boy is getting ready for prom and he decides to go get a tux. When he gets there, he sees its a huge queue so he joins the tux line and buys his tux. Afterwards, he decides to get her some chocolate so he goes to the shop and theres a huge line so he joins the chocolate line and buys the chocolate. He then goes to get some flowers and at the florists there is a huge line again so he joins the fl
ower line and buys her the flowers. Later in the night, he picks up his date and they go out for a meal - he takes her to a buffet. He decides he wants some salad and he sees theres a huge line for the salad so he joins the salad line and gets his salad and eats it. After a salad, he needs to feel like a man so goes for steak and theres a huge queue so he joins the steak line and gets his steak. He's feeling a bit thirsty now so he goes to get a drink and theres a massive line there so he joins the drinks line and gets his drink. The boy and his date then go to prom. About an hour in, the boy and girl are dancing and are getting hot so the girl says: "Can you go get me a drink please?" The boy does so. He goes over to the drinks area to get some punch and theres no punch line.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:01 am

I told a longer version of that that got told over radio.

I'm really glad the guy didn't mention my name.
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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:26 pm

Why? That's how you get famous!

I bet Carlos Mencia is using that as his opening gag man!

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:21 pm



What the fuck Ireland.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:39 pm

Holy fuck that was hilarious.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:49 pm

Fairly accurate description of people from Cork.

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by Vallorn on Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:34 am

Have a drunk heavy metal vocalist reccording music with his infernal clunge beast named "Bill Murray"


Nice censor on the word taC backwards.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:14 pm

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/snoop-dogg-posts-reasons-not-to-vote-for-romney-he-a-white-na/

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by PayJ on Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:44 pm

Well I know who I'm voting for.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:10 pm

infernal clunge beast

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:11 pm

dog

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:11 pm

okay at least dog works, but apparently someone doesnt like ca.ts

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:13 pm

i got blood taken today so now my arm feels all funny.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:58 pm

Fill it back up with heroin.

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Post by Xandy on Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:46 pm

PayJ wrote:Well I know who I'm voting for.

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:46 pm

Fuck cats

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:06 pm



>dat uppercut.

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Post by PayJ on Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:08 pm

FUCK. That was a brutal punch. 5*

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:28 pm

Dat noise

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:38 pm



STILL LAUGHING.

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:21 pm

So John Cheese is being funny again! Probably because he's writing about specific circumstances, not bullshit imaginary problems.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-common-errors-first-time-job-applicants/


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Post by Furburt on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:28 pm

Yes, I was pleasantly surprised by that article. Read it on the iPad while waiting for rain to pass in a bus shelter on my bike.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:31 pm

Perhaps it's because it's a little more related to our life now?

Or the fact he's actually being funny for once again.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:35 pm

It's probably because he sounds cynical and world-weary like he used to, and not like your dad giving you a fatherly lecture.

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Post by Vallorn on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:25 pm

"Now son. This is how you swing a hammer"

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:27 am

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-truly-scary-facts-no-one-tells-you-about-halloween_p2/

Holy shit, this article reminded me of the time I kicked a guy in a haunted house. I had completely forgotten about that.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:06 pm

Pararaptor wrote: the time I kicked a guy in a haunted house
Sorry what

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:34 pm

He scared the dick out of me and I kicked him because I was scared. Then I was banned from the haunted house and escorted out by a witch.
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Post by ggggggggggg on Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:08 am

I drank alcohol.

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Post by Vallorn on Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:50 am

Turns out BF is into hypnosis... and im surprisingly susceptible to it...

According to him I go really deep... God I hope he doesn't abuse this...

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:54 pm


I want to fuck her, so badly. Seriously I would eat ten kilograms of polo fleece just for the chance to drink her bath water.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:48 pm

Not bad. Cursed Mozilla made me loose my list of the hottest Olympic Athletes. There be some real women.

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