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Post by PayJ on Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:16 pm


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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:34 pm



My childhood.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:41 pm



I don't know why this is so funny.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:27 pm



I lost my shit at this for no particular reason

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Post by Guest on Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:23 am

http://blogs.reuters.com/fullfocus/2013/04/03/editors-choice-18/#a=21
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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:17 pm



The most accurate summary of the Irish War of Independence that I have ever seen

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Post by Furburt on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:36 pm

That was amazing.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:41 pm

I want to make a comment but I think Furb already covered it. That was just amazing.

Also I swear is Monkey Dust a TV show for BBC Worldwide or something? Never heard of it before which is strange seeing as it's BBC and fucking hilarious!

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Post by Katzenjammer on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:00 pm

Mr. Wiggles wrote:I want to make a comment but I think Furb already covered it. That was just amazing.

Also I swear is Monkey Dust a TV show for BBC Worldwide or something? Never heard of it before which is strange seeing as it's BBC and fucking hilarious!

It was on bbc3 in the early 2000s.



Such a good series finale.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:11 am

12 hours of Monge Delplat!

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:02 am


Wow. Dolph Lundgren is a ridiculously terrible boxer. Like, really fucking ridiculous. Look how goddamn slow his punches are?!
I can confidently say that I could not only dodge those easily, I could take them on the chin as well. What the fuck I am so disappointed.

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:02 am

Eat shit Ben, your country has nothing good

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by Hubilub on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:35 am

Dolph Lundgren has been an increasingly disappointing person for me.

On paper he sounds amazing. 6 foot 6, an IQ of 151, is a certified Biochemical engineer, has a blackbelt in karate, is a good drummer, starred in one of the most iconic Russian badguy roles ever. But in practice, he is a terrible director, a terrible actor, stars in terrible movies, and doesn't even treat himself to the self-respect he deserves (He dressed up in drag and ran around with a bunch of little girls in a terrible comedy skit for a music festival in Sweden).

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:02 am

His Karate is no better. He throws kicks like a drunk sloth.

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by Guest on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:25 pm

That fight reminded me of shannon Briggs vs Klitschko

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Post by PayJ on Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:18 pm


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Post by Furburt on Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:01 am

I must make it to the fourth fort, I must make it to the fourth fort, I must make it to the fourth fort.

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by Pararaptor on Thu May 02, 2013 2:25 pm

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

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So uh... Girl Mountain is a cool blog...
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu May 02, 2013 2:30 pm

That is instantly one of my favourite comics

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu May 02, 2013 3:14 pm

http://girlmountain.tumblr.com

It's good shit. Better, I think, than when you read the jumble of ones I thought would demonstrate it's goodness.
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Post by Pararaptor on Thu May 02, 2013 3:15 pm

Plus it's set and written in Melbourne.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu May 02, 2013 3:43 pm

That absolutely does not want to load at the moment, I'll try again when the internet is in a better mood.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Fri May 03, 2013 12:35 pm

Is that the witch and familiars from that kid's book?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed May 08, 2013 2:43 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden

>Have to purchase a license before you can legally watch TV.
>Have to submit the name of your child to the state for approval.


What the fuck Europe.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Wed May 08, 2013 3:00 am

I'd rather pay a flat license fee than pay for separate individual channels.

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Post by PayJ on Wed May 08, 2013 7:11 am

Wonder how many more years it'll be before people start using Adolf again.

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Post by Walnutman on Wed May 15, 2013 4:28 pm



God damn I love this autotune.

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Post by Xandy on Wed May 15, 2013 5:05 pm

I love that guy's food reviews.

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Post by PayJ on Wed May 15, 2013 7:22 pm



Actually quite good.

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Post by PayJ on Sun May 19, 2013 8:51 pm



Bit late to the party.

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by Furburt on Sat May 25, 2013 9:52 am

http://instagram.com/kadyrov_95/#

The President of Chechnya's Instagram account is...interesting.


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Post by Furburt on Thu May 30, 2013 10:39 pm



This is horrifying once you get into it and watch it a few times.

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Post by Walnutman on Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:41 pm

http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/roundup/articles/2013/06/10/460399-he-didnt-see-that-one-coming/

HA!

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:55 am



I defy this person not to cringe when they're older.

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Post by Pararaptor on Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:37 am

Heh. Punck.

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Re: Randomian Empire of Xandius Cocksar

Post by Guest on Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:33 am

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Post by Pararaptor on Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:43 am

Commodify your dissent
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