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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:12 pm

The Hunchback of Hen

This was my literal reaction.

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Post by Walnutman on Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:13 pm

Oh dem silly japanese.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:32 am

Oh god that knife accent.

I had to bite my arm to not laugh like a loon at half one in the morning.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:43 am

Pararaptor wrote:http://imgur.com/a/ON1pj

Why yes, I am terrified of the Japanese.

I might not understand these but is it wrong if I laughed at the kittens?

Is that also considered porn?

I'm using it as the site's image anyway!

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:26 pm

Danteman!

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:34 pm

DANTE MAN

Here's the rest of my main, YOU HAVE IT YOU ADORABLE THING

You need to strap a Fez on Dante-Man at some point Ben.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:31 pm


Holy fuck this shit is hilarious as fuck. Jesus christ.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:41 pm


Fuck, it's all genius.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:56 pm

It's amazing stuff. I read about it in a magazine, apparently he learned how to lip read because his grandmother did for deafness.

These guys are fun too, although not as professional.


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Post by Furburt on Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:09 pm

Oh jesus, I hadn't seen the Joe Biden one.

"And though that's vaguely racist...I will proceed."

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Post by Furburt on Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:11 pm

This is the first one I watched.



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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:14 pm

I love eveything

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:36 pm



What the fuck Europe.

>ART!

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Post by Guest on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:13 pm

Honestly, what is the point of those head-scarfs?

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Post by Vallorn on Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:01 am

I swear this is just an attempt to sneak porn past the youtube censors...

I mean it cant be real... Can it?

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:02 am

Gok wan is actually tv's biggest perv. He just uses the guise of a gay fashion guru to get away with it.


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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:04 am

Vallorn wrote:I swear this is just an attempt to sneak porn past the youtube censors...

I mean it cant be real... Can it?

Yeah there's loads of "art" vids that are just naked people dancing like spazzes.

Don't ask how I know this.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:13 am



Speaking of weird nude shit counting as Art.

>Video of a woman masturbating with a handful of ravioli in front of an audience who applauds her.

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Post by Alkaline on Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:00 am



Warning: may drop your IQ.

Enjoy. Very Happy

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Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:52 pm

I know we did away with that photos of yourself fucked thread but jeezus this is a bad'un.


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Post by Furburt on Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:04 pm

Oh fuck, that's amazing. That's the best fucked photo I've ever seen.

Although the chin of the man directly over your right shoulder is confusing and terrifying me.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:14 pm

I find the two demon eyes on my right shoulder even more terrifying.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:16 pm

Quite a night.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:17 pm

ARTHUR'S DAY

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Post by PayJ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:19 pm

@Katz:

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:30 pm

Oh god this aftershave smells so good

Wish I could stretch my face so I could smell it better.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:31 pm

What one is it?

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:51 pm

Your mums clunge.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:57 pm

I say sir, doth thou want to step outside? I'll throw hands for the sake of my honour.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:01 pm

I'll throw hands up your mums ass.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:02 pm

Why you rapscallion you I have a good mind to swim the sea and come beat yo ass.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:05 pm

shup up veza, you are the drunk.

fite me dirty mick cowrad, ruining the threads with spam.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:22 pm

All hail the new King Drunk!

You have the power to drink more until you inevitably abdicate.

Your stomach contents, that is! AH CHIKA CHIKA!

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:26 pm

... I'm not drunk.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:29 pm

Then why are you slurring your words and struggling to stand?

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:31 pm

Because I have downs.

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... sorry.

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